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Posted by MonkeyInTheMoonLol lol lol——
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Would you like the red or blue pill?
Posted by LadyPootsAlotThey always are! Every hole is too smal for them to use it so my suggestion would be...a rabbit hole! Or foxes...
But you are here to tell us this.
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But please use condom to not to get anyone pregnant there!
Lol
What a joy to read those threads...?
Posted by MonkeyInTheMoonred
Would you like the red or blue pill?
Posted by LadyPootsAlotI don't necessarily do what's best for me. I'm human
But you are here to tell us this.
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Posted by LadyPootsAlotAnd...you jealous or just stating the obvious? I don't get it...Posted by GemitatiI'm telling you, woman. Gemitati's Nasty Haikus. You could be internet famous.Posted by LadyPootsAlotThey always are! Every hole is too smal for them to use it so my suggestion would be...a rabbit hole! Or foxes...
But you are here to tell us this.
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But please use condom to not to get anyone pregnant there!
Lol
What a joy to read those threads...?click to expand
Now that I think about it, it doesn't have to be forever. Just until you die
Posted by ShadowcatDo tell
Have you heard the story of the red shoes?
That's like telling someone to dump their lover without telling them why..
*Thinks about "I deleted my ex from social media, but now I'm stalking their page everyday" threads*
*Thinks about "I deleted my ex from social media, but now I'm stalking their page everyday" threads*
Posted by Spotlessmindwoah
That's like telling someone to dump their lover without telling them why..
Posted by ShadowcatPosted by RedShoesIt changes with each retelling, but the consistent details are that a girl gets a pair of red shoes. She tends to do something wrong, like wear them in places where they traditionally don't belong(originally it qas a church). The shoes force her to dance, and she's unable to takethem off. The story tends to end with her having tk get her feet chopped off, or her feet breaking off becausr of the continous dancing.Posted by ShadowcatDo tell
Have you heard the story of the red shoes?
It's one of my favorite faery talesclick to expand
Posted by LadyPootsAlotYes yes? Or yes no? Or no yes?Posted by GemitatiyesPosted by LadyPootsAlotAnd...you jealous or just stating the obvious? I don't get it...Posted by GemitatiI'm telling you, woman. Gemitati's Nasty Haikus. You could be internet famous.Posted by LadyPootsAlotThey always are! Every hole is too smal for them to use it so my suggestion would be...a rabbit hole! Or foxes...
But you are here to tell us this.
—
But please use condom to not to get anyone pregnant there!
Lol
What a joy to read those threads...?click to expand
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