Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
brandon, I have no idea how you even know their signs...I can imagine it now...tell me, did you ask her sign when she was licking your ear? HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DB- ha-damn- I almost choked on my own laughter and drink *whipes wine away from nostrils* eeew- looks like blood
Signed Up: Mar 15, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 217 · Topics: 6
It was joke Brahn. I actually love going to strip clubs and conversing with the girls. They like it when women come to see them, it relaxes them more than liquor.
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
hehe- I know what you mean DB I can't even check my own email (hotmail account) at work and all these other sites are blocked (public school) yet I can still drop in for inappropriate chat on DXP at any time during the day! love it
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
LMAO!!!! well call me a resident then!! Is there a special housing plan for lifers?? How about a reduced-tuition state college where nobody ever shows up for class!!!!
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
Ha- DB can't slack for 6 months in row he would sneak in some OT when we not lookin' then take an exotic slack break on one of the wealthy islands of off the slackville coast
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
there is nothing i hate more than when you slackaliens come in to OUR town and try and take up OUT easychairs- we worked hard for those lazy boyz- some of us have put in a good 12 months of solid slackin' to earn that kind of reclinability!!! BAHHH Go slack in yer own country!!!
Signed Up: Aug 01, 2005 Comments: 0 · Posts: 1322 · Topics: 35
Ummmm.... why don't you guys get yourselves onto Yahoo chat/IM? Or AOL IM? Seems better suited for this idle banter... Having said that, Brahn is such a conservative, trad'l MCP~ Doesn't want educated, liberal career women in the strip-clubs...
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
I'm laughing so loud right now- lordy!!! I'm glad I'm not at work right now so I don't have to hold it in HAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA HAHA hehe *wheezing*
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
*smell of packing tape wafts by like a slap in the face* no more unsolved procrastination mmmkay here I go I'm going okay here I go I'm going I'm going to pack something waho watch out bookshelf yeahhhh I'm lookin' at you
Signed Up: Aug 01, 2005 Comments: 0 · Posts: 1322 · Topics: 35
I'm a femnazi! I've never been called that before... Hmm... I rather like it?? I mean does that border on 'butch' like Ellen Degeneris? Or am I more a Hilary Clinton? I stay away from politics. I hate sports. I like the ballet/opera/theatre, travel, fine wine and gourmet cuisine. I want 2 kids and could give a shit about my career and climbing the corporate ladder. So... hmmm... don't know what that makes me? Ivana Trump? LOL
Signed Up: Mar 08, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 828 · Topics: 22
Well, I'm not stripping bc DB will probably peep through my monitor again. But what do you say femnazi...wanna fight? Wouldn't wanna disappoint the expectant readers. Naaah, let's not. I just can't make up my mind today, I'm tired.
Signed Up: Mar 08, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 828 · Topics: 22
I wouldn't know...I only strip 2 or 3 times a day (to change clothes to nighties and shower), and I never see anything to get excited about.....r u saying you have been keeping score for a while?
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
What shu watch'n shoe? *quickly swtiches off blues clues* uh uh nothin lol I'm watching a nova program bout changing climates "dimming sun" freaky shit actually particle POLLUTION is slowing global warming *grabs aerosol hairspray and and goes to town*
Signed Up: Aug 01, 2005 Comments: 0 · Posts: 1322 · Topics: 35
Please, Brahn! That stripper was probably born in a back alley by her prostitute mother with no hospital record of birthdate and has no clue of her true birthday!
Signed Up: Feb 16, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 15214 · Topics: 99
I see the cap board has livened up!..haha.. Its quite sad you have to spend your evening at a stripper joint Bran. How about a real woman for a change..
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
yes branh please *panting* I wanna hulking piece of your metallic love I have been dreaming of a man who frequents strip clubs because he can't get women to show him boobies FOR FREE
Signed Up: Mar 13, 2006 Comments: 0 · Posts: 5663 · Topics: 62
hey- branh I'm watching Dr. 90210 now is that better? I know plastic surgery is a topic that appeals to you are you still willing to pay for boobies?- 'cause if you see this dr.- he can hook you up with a pretty sweet rack
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