Sexual experience?.
This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Qbone on Wednesday, August 2, 2006 and has 8 replies.
There was this elderly couple sitting on the porch swing, swinging back and forth.
The old man looked at his wife and smiled and said Fuck you!
The old woman looked at him sweetly and said Fuck you!
And this went on and on???????..
And eventually the old man looks at his wife and says, I don't know what is it with these kids today, this oral sex just isn't doing it for me....
The old man looked at his wife and smiled and said Fuck you!
The old woman looked at him sweetly and said Fuck you!
And this went on and on???????..
And eventually the old man looks at his wife and says, I don't know what is it with these kids today, this oral sex just isn't doing it for me....
LOL
LOL 
Cute!
Cute!
a lttle old man named the boner, and his wife were setting on the pourch swing, she looked at him and hit him so hard that he fell out of the swing and hit his head, he said whats that for?
She looked at him and said forty years of bad sex.
He got up sat down thought for a moment then slaped the s--t out of her, she looked at him and said whats that for?
He said for knowing the differance.
She looked at him and said forty years of bad sex.
He got up sat down thought for a moment then slaped the s--t out of her, she looked at him and said whats that for?
He said for knowing the differance.
He said for knowing the difference.
hahahahahhaa... LMAO.. ROFL.... thats was a good one james.....
hahahahahhaa... LMAO.. ROFL.... thats was a good one james.....
My last GF and I ended up after a couple of years performing Hallway Sex.
We would pass each other in the hallway every morning she would say 'Screw you"
I would say 'Bl0w me"
We would pass each other in the hallway every morning she would say 'Screw you"
I would say 'Bl0w me"
OH been there done that
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