Share Your Odd Intimate Moments

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by TachibanaSan on Monday, March 21, 2016 and has 33 replies.
sigh.

recently, mother in law
came to stay with us
for a week visit.

it was the early hours on.
my husband and i called
ourselves having a rough
romp before she woke up.

she slides the door open
to our bedroom, catching
us. i am against the wall,
legs up as he's standing,
holding me, ramming in.
we stopped and quickly
tried to cover ourselves.

she's standing there, eyes
wide, mouth open. it is 3 am.
'i just wanted to know where
the mugicha tea was...' -_-

needless to say, i can never
look that woman in the eye
again as long as i live.

we are currently investing
in doors with many locks.




the shame lol
the shame.

i think i scarred
her for life.

let's just say,
it was a very
strange week.
the really bad part is
after he showed her
where the tea was...

he wanted to keep
going. i was not in
the mood anymore.

'she wont come in
again' he said. -_--
i was not taking
any chances.
Posted by TachibanaSan
she slides the door open
to our bedroom,

Was she raised
in a barn?

Bedrooms
and sliding doors open
to bedrooms = off limits
in any house
of which you are a guest
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
Posted by TachibanaSan
the shame lol
the shame.

i think i scarred
her for life.

let's just say,
it was a very
strange week.


Well the plus side is, thats how her beautiful grandbabies were conceived. Tis the miracle of life! Big Grin
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this is true.
later in the day,
she even made
a joke about it.

'you two are working
hard to give us grand
children. keep up the
good work'. she was
lighthearted about it.

still i was embarrassed.
she saw everything.
I just love TachibanaSan's constant use of the enjambement.
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by TachibanaSan
she slides the door open
to our bedroom,

Was she raised
in a barn?

Bedrooms
and sliding doors open
to bedrooms = off limits
in any house
of which you are a guest
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yes, but in our culture
the parents have the
run of the house when
they visit. unfortunately.

still, there will be doors
and locks. no more walk
ins and surprises.

Posted by Palerio
I just love TachibanaSan's constant use of the enjambement.

good to know.
i know im not the
only one with an
embarrassing sex
experience.

Alicia dear. Arigatou.
Posted by TachibanaSan

still, there will be doors
and locks. no more walk
ins and surprises.



Lol, yeah I'd invest in some doors Tongue

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Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by TachibanaSan

still, there will be doors
and locks. no more walk
ins and surprises.



Lol, yeah I'd invest in some doors Tongue

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Laughing
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
You do realize that there are other countries outside of America? And in those countries they have sliding doors instead of the kind that open wide and close wide?

You do realize I'm not from America? But yeah if I were I probably wouldn't get that so partial credit

Omg TachibanaSan!!

I'd have died if I was in your place. ðŸ˜
Sorry..that didn't help I guess :p

I say don't change anything. She's learned her lesson. And if she hasn't, then she's just a pervert.
^^Yeah.. Old peeps are a little perverted. They enjoy embarrassing their children :p

My grandmas do lol!
you must trust me here.
i died very much inside.

and since then, no more
walk ins. i hope she is not
a pervert lol.
I'm quite sure most people got caught in the act at least once while still leaving at their parents' place in their late teens.
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
Posted by RumiL
^^Yeah.. Old peeps are a little perverted. They enjoy embarrassing their children :p

My grandmas do lol!


RumiL I know you're an angel, but every angel has a dark side.....so spill! Big Grin
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Aww thanks Alicia smile

......

. . . . Confused

I'm still a kid! 🙌
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
Posted by RumiL
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
Posted by RumiL
^^Yeah.. Old peeps are a little perverted. They enjoy embarrassing their children :p

My grandmas do lol!


RumiL I know you're an angel, but every angel has a dark side.....so spill! Big Grin

Aww thanks Alicia smile

......

. . . . Confused

I'm still a kid! 🙌

Really?? Oops. Abort mission.


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Stay in school!
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Big Grin
Posted by Palerio
I'm quite sure most people got caught in the act at least once while still leaving at their parents' place in their late teens.

that's the thing.
i never was caught
in my teenage years.

i am an adult woman.
but now i get caught.

-_-
Whole episode sounds hot.

But I have voyeuristic tendencies so I'd creep up on you too "by mistake".
Posted by TachibanaSan
Posted by Palerio
I'm quite sure most people got caught in the act at least once while still leaving at their parents' place in their late teens.

that's the thing.
i never was caught
in my teenage years.

i am an adult woman.
but now i get caught.

-_-
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It was hilarious in my case, but my dad is cool so not embarassing at all.

Family routine at the time was to bring coffee in each other's room if you happened to make it. No need to ask in Italy, we always want it if there's some.

He was in his studio and didn't notice I was with someone so he stepped into the room and caught us!

Then I remember he looked at her in the eyes and said something like "You shouldn't be embarassed if you like my son, be proud, it means you've got great taste!"

Best dad ever.

Posted by Palerio
Posted by TachibanaSan
Posted by Palerio
I'm quite sure most people got caught in the act at least once while still leaving at their parents' place in their late teens.

that's the thing.
i never was caught
in my teenage years.

i am an adult woman.
but now i get caught.

-_-

It was hilarious in my case, but my dad is cool so not embarassing at all.

Family routine at the time was to bring coffee in each other's room if you happened to make it. No need to ask in Italy, we always want it if there's some.

He was in his studio and didn't notice I was with someone so he stepped into the room and caught us!

Then I remember he looked at her in the eyes and said something like "You shouldn't be embarassed if you like my son, be proud, it means you've got great taste!"

Best dad ever.


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Your dad and my dad are practically one in the same. Straight Face
You made my dayLaughing
Posted by Palerio
I just love TachibanaSan's constant use of the enjambement.

She does it really well!
Me and bf got a tad frisky on our way to his place after clubbing and there were table and chairs next to a hedge in front of an appartment building that looked inviting. On the other side of it, there was a rather large non lit copse. So we got behind the hedge and against the table and went to work. After about ten minutes, the copse is suddenly lit with moving electric torches. They were everywhere! I swear, that copse was packed with cops and before long, a couple of torches were pointing straight at us. Needless to say, we aborted the mission and ran.

Next day we could read that the police were chasing a drug dealer in the area, so luckily, they were more interested in him than in catching us. Weird, neither I nor my friends have ever seen a drug dealer in that area before, so I guess the first one decided to go there just for this occasion. Winking
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Palerio
Posted by TachibanaSan
Posted by Palerio
I'm quite sure most people got caught in the act at least once while still leaving at their parents' place in their late teens.

that's the thing.
i never was caught
in my teenage years.

i am an adult woman.
but now i get caught.

-_-

It was hilarious in my case, but my dad is cool so not embarassing at all.

Family routine at the time was to bring coffee in each other's room if you happened to make it. No need to ask in Italy, we always want it if there's some.

He was in his studio and didn't notice I was with someone so he stepped into the room and caught us!

Then I remember he looked at her in the eyes and said something like "You shouldn't be embarassed if you like my son, be proud, it means you've got great taste!"

Best dad ever.



Your dad and my dad are practically one in the same. Straight Face
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I believe offsprings choose their parents, inevitable for us to pick a cool dad!
Posted by Gobshite
LOL! You should have anticipated something like this, ages ago, especially with sliding doors.



to be honest,
i never anticipated
this to happen period.
Posted by Gobshite
Posted by TachibanaSan
Posted by Gobshite
LOL! You should have anticipated something like this, ages ago, especially with sliding doors.



to be honest,
i never anticipated
this to happen period.

Come on, you knew there was always a risk with house guests. Stop playing dumb.

Typical Scorpio mentality: claiming to dislike any form of drama, yet encouraging it and then acting like it couldn't have been foreseen.

LOL!
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yes, because i put
a big invitation on
the bedroom door.
'all guest welcome
at any time. knocking
not required'

i encouraged her to
walk in to see a free
show. this makes so
much sense to you.

because normally,
my bedroom is
frequented by old
women walking in
at 3 am.

so something that
never happened to
me before should
have been totally
anticipated.

the only dumb one
here is you. and you
know nothing of my
mentality. typical
scorpio my ass.





I thought walls in japan were in papers so you could see the shadows of people approaching
Posted by TachibanaSan
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by TachibanaSan

still, there will be doors
and locks. no more walk
ins and surprises.



Lol, yeah I'd invest in some doors Tongue

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Laughing
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lmao sometimes i worry about my clumsy scorp when he travels lol
Posted by hydorah
I thought walls in japan were in papers so you could see the shadows of people approaching

no. those are screens.
and there are all kinds.
our door slides but it is
not see through.

it is made of wood.