Size Queens and Skanks
This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by GemsRaGalsBestPal on Thursday, January 19, 2012 and has 49 replies.
So my buddy was bitching about the women he dates. I say maybe it's all in his pickings.... He likes the look of a skanky girl and he gets dicked over by skanky girls..... SO WEIRD.
Anyhaps, I say his version of quality is skewed and he says back....
"Nice counter point, if not predictable. What if I told you no to be attracted to big ass bald giants that you suspect have big dicks?"
So in short, I am a size queen, I need 'em tall and equipped with a rocking bod (I do like a bald head, but it's not necessary if you measure up to everything else
). He likes 'em skankalicious with dark eye makeup at 11am, shirts that show their bikini line and tits that double as floatation devices.
What do you do when your sexual preferences are the whores of the world?
**Let's be honest, tall dudes with big dicks aren't exactly home watching reruns of Two and a Half Men on any given night**
Anyhaps, I say his version of quality is skewed and he says back....
"Nice counter point, if not predictable. What if I told you no to be attracted to big ass bald giants that you suspect have big dicks?"
So in short, I am a size queen, I need 'em tall and equipped with a rocking bod (I do like a bald head, but it's not necessary if you measure up to everything else
). He likes 'em skankalicious with dark eye makeup at 11am, shirts that show their bikini line and tits that double as floatation devices. What do you do when your sexual preferences are the whores of the world?
**Let's be honest, tall dudes with big dicks aren't exactly home watching reruns of Two and a Half Men on any given night**
Bling.... I already travel for a living. I have my match.com preferences set for any city I'm in. Aaaaaaall I haveta do is change the zip code.
Hairy or shaved balls?
Ew, dude, who wants to floss with your pubes????
If you stalked me the way I stalk IRR you'd know I'm a strong supporter of laser hair removal.
If you stalked me the way I stalk IRR you'd know I'm a strong supporter of laser hair removal.
Get creative with it. Perhaps you could play them like a mandolin. Can a pube hit a high C?
LMAO Looky my mustache!
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Nice try eee. I win.
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Fug, I spoke too soon.
SRSLY, I need help you mustche lovers!
I am a sick, sick woman.
I like tall hot dudes with big dicks.
Cure me.
Please.
I am a sick, sick woman.
I like tall hot dudes with big dicks.
Cure me.
Please.
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Fug, I spoke too soon.
lolclick to expand
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Ew, dude, who wants to floss with your pubes????
If you stalked me the way I stalk IRR you'd know I'm a strong supporter of laser hair removal.
LOL, O now me is stalker - hairy hydraulics. What do you prefer cock or dick? ew!
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
SRSLY, I need help you mustche lovers!
I am a sick, sick woman.
I like tall hot dudes with big dicks.
Cure me.
Please.
You like guys who are big dicks?
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Here comes some lovin' gragbp !
Fuck, can you get me his digits? I wanna hit that so bad.
Isn't he already eating KFC with these chicks though?
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Posted by XXMR2NICEXXPosted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
SRSLY, I need help you mustche lovers!
I am a sick, sick woman.
I like tall hot dudes with big dicks.
Cure me.
Please.
You like guys who are big dicks?click to expand
Absofuckinglutely.
http://photobucket.com/images/i% 20am% 20a% 20dick" target="_blank">
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPalPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Fug, I spoke too soon.
lol
dislikes it when you quote my cuss words, should I ever delete you are a thorn in my side, fuck you.click to expand
Not this one since you are the OP. You WIN Gems
lol.
ex3 -
I need to tell you a secret.....
For a long time I was too lazy to read your whole screen name because like me, you felt the need to make it ungodly complicated....
So........
I thought you were an evoling pirate for about 6 months.
That is all.
I need to tell you a secret.....
For a long time I was too lazy to read your whole screen name because like me, you felt the need to make it ungodly complicated....
So........
I thought you were an evoling pirate for about 6 months.
That is all.
LOL
Posted by everevolvingepithet
what's evoling ?
Eggsactly.
Well Oh...la...la.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
no worries, found it !
Bling you got a day job? I aint seen you post must in the afternoon.
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Which one? it should be called lick me hard.com.
The middle one. Duh sauce.
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by XXMR2NICEXXPosted by everevolvingepithet
no worries, found it !
Bling you got a day job? I aint seen you post must in the afternoon.
Yep, days and nights, loving the lack of sleep right now......
(notreally)click to expand
I like my day job.
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
The middle one. Duh sauce.
cool you paid me a compliment.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
What do you do, Mr.Nice ?
I'm a Lab Tec.
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by venusianbull
Well Oh...la...la.
Interesting ey ?click to expand
I see 'Monkey' is poked in there too. Covering all the bases.
Posted by XXMR2NICEXXPosted by everevolvingepithet
What do you do, Mr.Nice ?
I'm a Lab Tec.click to expand
Do you wear a lab coat Mr Nice???
Do tell me more....
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Nice. So do you play about with chemicals etc ?
Yes, and the students ask me countless q?
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPalPosted by XXMR2NICEXXPosted by everevolvingepithet
What do you do, Mr.Nice ?
I'm a Lab Tec.
Do you wear a lab coat Mr Nice???
Do tell me more....click to expand
yes and I am bollock naked underneath. I'm off to break some wood with my feet, martial arts is calling me. Peace!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo............
back to MY question....
SRSLY, what do you do when your vagina is setting you up for a life of heartbreak?
Mt friend, she likes these nerdy cute guys. They're sweet, would never cheat, and she teaches them to lay a wrecking in th bedroom. Me? I just want to punch them and say.... shut up nerdy guy, no one can be smarterererer than me.
back to MY question....
SRSLY, what do you do when your vagina is setting you up for a life of heartbreak?
Mt friend, she likes these nerdy cute guys. They're sweet, would never cheat, and she teaches them to lay a wrecking in th bedroom. Me? I just want to punch them and say.... shut up nerdy guy, no one can be smarterererer than me.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
It'll keep the brain ticking over at least, Mr.Nice.
Yes, interacting with lots of different people from all over the world. Some of the studentS are making thrush, it feck'in smells bad.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
^If they're into that sort of thing what's the worry ?
NOTHING!
I wish I could look at the nerdy awkward dude and be all like..... mmmhmmmn, can't wait to get sommma that.
Nope, me.... I'm all like..... mmmmmhhhhmmmmmnnnn see that tall dude EVERYONE is checking out. I want some of that....
For example.... my ex....
btws.... I'm 5'10....
Posted by Nights22
I hate skanks. Tis why I wont go near a girl named Ashley because theyre all skanks and smell like tuna..
My fish friend however is a skank and just goes for skanks. Hes never had an actual relationships because of it and deep down he is lonely but tries to pull the wool over our eyes. A friend of his set him up with a cool girl but she dumped him rather quick. I dont think he is equipped to keep a healthy relationships going since he has no experience of the kind.
When he's ready, he'll change his ways.... they all eventually do. Or they pair up with Charlie Sheen, whateves.
Posted by Nights22
I hate skanks. Tis why I wont go near a girl named Ashley because theyre all skanks and smell like tuna..
My fish friend however is a skank and just goes for skanks. Hes never had an actual relationships because of it and deep down he is lonely but tries to pull the wool over our eyes. A friend of his set him up with a cool girl but she dumped him rather quick. I dont think he is equipped to keep a healthy relationships going since he has no experience of the kind.
thats funny that you say that i know a girl named ashley and they say she smells like tuna although i didnt smell anything.
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
SRSLY, I need help you mustche lovers!
I am a sick, sick woman.
I like tall hot dudes with big dicks.
Cure me.
Please.
How big is big... or let me rephrase that, what will pass as acceptable? And let's not get tangled up in numbers, gimme some videos and images for a change..
Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
SRSLY, I need help you mustche lovers!
I am a sick, sick woman.
I like tall hot dudes with big dicks.
Cure me.
Please.
How big is big... or let me rephrase that, what will pass as acceptable? And let's not get tangled up in numbers, gimme some videos and images for a change..click to expand
Listen, if dude can't go up through my vag and give me a fucking dental exam, it's likely I want no part of his averageness.
How's that for an image? A mental image, lol.
Lol, gotcha! But how do you size queens even find one that big given that 90% of the male population are approx between 3.5 and 8.5 inches (based on a Swedish study) .. the remaining 10% are either bigger or smaller. Ok so internet makes it easier but since so few men are Gemgal-endowed surely it must be hard to find someone worthwhile... unless you're only in it for sex, then of course any idiot can knock on your door as long as he has the package.
And please tell everyone what I've known all along: it is not what you do with your cock, it's about how endowed you are! I mean there is only so much you can do with it, it's not a vibrating sex toy... most of its appeal is about size and stamina, is it not?
And please tell everyone what I've known all along: it is not what you do with your cock, it's about how endowed you are! I mean there is only so much you can do with it, it's not a vibrating sex toy... most of its appeal is about size and stamina, is it not?
so that rumor that tall men have bigger dicks is true? luckers
Posted by Nights22
I hate skanks. Tis why I wont go near a girl named Ashley because theyre all skanks and smell like tuna..
My fish friend however is a skank and just goes for skanks. Hes never had an actual relationships because of it and deep down he is lonely but tries to pull the wool over our eyes. A friend of his set him up with a cool girl but she dumped him rather quick. I dont think he is equipped to keep a healthy relationships going since he has no experience of the kind.
damn man. both ashleys i knows are skanks!
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
What do you do when your sexual preferences are the whores of the world?
You hit em and quit em! Problems occur when you find one you really like!
Posted by iceredrobotPosted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
What do you do when your sexual preferences are the whores of the world?
You hit em and quit em! Problems occur when you find one you really like!click to expand
And he turns out to only be 6,5 inches!!! Eeeek
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Here's another idea.
two mustaches dont make it right does it? But if he stands on his head he prob looks like he is smiling.
everevolvingepithet, whats the job, you do for a living?
I miss this thread.....
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