Beergo85
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Some of the FB Quotes are hilarious. : )
UGH!! @ you avatar 😛!!!!!!
I'm a twitter fan myself lol. I like it way much.
I'm a twitter fan myself lol. I like it way much.
Posted by cappysweetie
UGH!! @ you avatar 😛!!!!!!
I'm a twitter fan myself lol. I like it way much.
Nobody wants to see the naked pic of me so i decided to put this instead. 😛
You would NOT post a birthday suit .....
Women! Plastic surgery, tattoos, piercings, waxing, manicures, pedicures... but won't take it in the butt "cuz it hurts" :o !
I need to think about this a bit
I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt that said Guess. I said implants. she hit me.
not exactly fb but perhaps fb notes 😉
"A real man - He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live to forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions.He will make sure she always feels as though shes the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident & sexy woman.....................................No wait...Sorry...I'm thinking of wine.It's wine that does all that ... Never mind"
"If revenge is sweet, and it is also a dish best served cold, then does that mean revenge is ice cream??"
" Remember, even if you're one in a million, there are 6,000 others just like you!"
"If revenge is sweet, and it is also a dish best served cold, then does that mean revenge is ice cream??"
" Remember, even if you're one in a million, there are 6,000 others just like you!"
Posted by CappyLuv30Posted by spica
not exactly fb but perhaps fb notes 😉
Sounds like me lol I'm all for a 2 year iphone commitment but give me a magazine subscription and I'll start twitchingclick to expand
I'm okay with all of those.. Just a gym membership.. I wouldn't go for as long as I feel obligated to honor my membership. 😛
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