
firebunny
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Posted by firebunnymiss, i find you too beautiful not to talk to. can i give you my number so we can be friends just in case you're interested?"

Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by firebunnymiss, i find you too beautiful not to talk to. can i give you my number so we can be friends just in case you're interested?"
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Posted by firebunny
i have only dated women who are known to me or at least have had brief conversations with me, and women who chased me.
i haven't tried dating a chick who's a complete stranger.
earlier this evening, though, i saw a girl for the first time. she's splendidly beautiful. she has this spanish mestiza looks and very expressive eyes. her nose was pointed and her smile, perfect.
i tried to convince myself to introduce myself to her or to give her my number.
but unfortunately, since it was my first time to do such a thing, i was clueless on what to say.
the problem was compounded by weird circumstances. first, my fingernails looked unkempt. second, i have not shaved for days. third, i was wearing my ortho appliance.
all these got me nervous and, as a consequence, i lost my confidence in the most crucial moment.
i practiced what i was going to say. it went like this... "hi guys, can i interrupt you for a short while? miss, i find you too beautiful not to talk to. can i give you my number so we can be friends just in case you're interested?"
i was terrified though. my ortho appliance was keeping me from mustering enough courage/willpower to strike a conversation with a complete stranger who was nevertheless the most beautiful stranger i've seen. she's my complete type - those expressive deep-set spanish eyes got me.
i had to find a tissue paper inside the comfort rooms so that my ortho appliance could be kept hidden in my pocket. the janitors all told me there's none at the moment.
so i bought a tissue paper inside watson's. problem was solved.
but it turns out, the chick was no longer there when i came back to a spot near the table where she was chit-chatting with her friends.
i reckon, it was way too late when i realized i could just hide my ortho appliance.
i don't know if i'm going to see her again. i haven't seen her so she might be from somewhere else and not from here.
but this gives me a very important lesson: to always groom yourself when you can because you just don't know the next time you'll be seeing a girl you might want to have a date with.

Posted by firebunnyPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by firebunnymiss, i find you too beautiful not to talk to. can i give you my number so we can be friends just in case you're interested?"
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really? what should i say then?click to expand

Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by firebunnyPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by firebunnymiss, i find you too beautiful not to talk to. can i give you my number so we can be friends just in case you're interested?"
cringe
really? what should i say then?
literally anything elseclick to expand

Posted by ArkansassyPosted by firebunnyPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by firebunnyPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by firebunnymiss, i find you too beautiful not to talk to. can i give you my number so we can be friends just in case you're interested?"
cringe
really? what should i say then?
literally anything else
like "hello"?
Try this..Posted by firebunny
I have a large penis and women gag over it.
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Posted by hydorah
>try to talk to mestiza girl
>slip on dog shit while approaching her friends group
>fall onto shit
>spaghetti spill out of my fanny pack
>ortho-appliance falls out of my pocket
>i'm on the floor trying to stand up
>slipping on spaghetti and dog shit with ortho appliance in the middle
>girl's friends start laughing
>girl starts laughing
>girl's expressive eyes start laughing
>pick up my ortho appliance, put it back in my mouth and go home
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i haven't tried dating a chick who's a complete stranger.
earlier this evening, though, i saw a girl for the first time. she's splendidly beautiful. she has this spanish mestiza looks and very expressive eyes. her nose was pointed and her smile, perfect.
i tried to convince myself to introduce myself to her or to give her my number.
but unfortunately, since it was my first time to do such a thing, i was clueless on what to say.
the problem was compounded by weird circumstances. first, my fingernails looked unkempt. second, i have not shaved for days. third, i was wearing my ortho appliance.
all these got me nervous and, as a consequence, i lost my confidence in the most crucial moment.
i practiced what i was going to say. it went like this... "hi guys, can i interrupt you for a short while? miss, i find you too beautiful not to talk to. can i give you my number so we can be friends just in case you're interested?"
i was terrified though. my ortho appliance was keeping me from mustering enough courage/willpower to strike a conversation with a complete stranger who was nevertheless the most beautiful stranger i've seen. she's my complete type - those expressive deep-set spanish eyes got me.
i had to find a tissue paper inside the comfort rooms so that my ortho appliance could be kept hidden in my pocket. the janitors all told me there's none at the moment.
so i bought a tissue paper inside watson's. problem was solved.
but it turns out, the chick was no longer there when i came back to a spot near the table where she was chit-chatting with her friends.
i reckon, it was way too late when i realized i could just hide my ortho appliance.
i don't know if i'm going to see her again. i haven't seen her so she might be from somewhere else and not from here.
but this gives me a very important lesson: to always groom yourself when you can because you just don't know the next time you'll be seeing a girl you might want to have a date with.