sorti-fantastic poney
@sorti-fantastic poney
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Sucking a fart
This is so funny. *smh* Boy, joo crazy.
Domino, I like your new avay. You\'ve been making me sweaty. 😉
What a sausage fest. Get a room you two, there might be minors present. 😛
Posted by domino_O
Wanna touch and play tipsey?
Lunch first, and we'll play frisbee...
followed by touch and a play of tipsey..
and such, and we'll be too dipsey.
you name it bbe
Posted by venusianbull
What a sausage fest. Get a room you two, there might be minors present. 😛
peri peri? or Ian the fish?
Posted by domino_O
I like yours too btw man. Lovin' da hair.
wanna tug and pull. I love grabbing onto hair... GIRRRRR *meow meow* 😉
I love me a canadian who knows how to play some tongue hockey!
Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
peri peri? or Ian the fish?
Wait...Lets exclude them. Nobody wants there fishy presence around. I want me some Caligula instead!
LMAO Rotten!
Thanks babe! 😄
Anytime Sugar! 😄
baby cakes 😄
puddin' pop 😄
muddy putty 🙂
lotus blossom 🙂
lucky charms 😉
dew drop 😉
haha, okay you win winnie da\' pooH 😄
LOL And still not backing down are we? Okay my lil' jug of sweet cider half drunk up, I WIN! 😄
Posted by domino_OPosted by PeriThePiscesKing
Two people in this thread forgot to take their medication...
No matter how much medication anyone takes, you'd still look like something unfuckable. 😉
Teheclick to expand
🙂
Posted by domino_O
Now sorti... omg, I'd braid my pony tails for him.
Better make those hair straps nicely braided, so i can use your pony tails as reigns. ;]
mhmmmm, and you can use my butt-checks as your reigns 😉 😉 ;0
Unless you dont want too 😢
Sick mutha's. L...M....A....O
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Domino, and i may continue our LOL-full banter, but (HARRY POTTER) *captain talks too little* has tried to take our dirty business, but we, the people of the mud-flap republic, tip our hats to you. Although the Chaos hardly taste any better than the venus above, we, domino and fantastic poney, are now going to make moonshine to the nervous system.
Sense is for the forgotten, but after many years of heavy sex, and drugs, and crying, the simpleton ways of toyness has gone a bit too far.
*Drum rolls*
DUH DATUTAAAA!!! *In comes the Hydrocodon- acetaminophen 5-500*