the giant spam thread

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by trifles light as air* on Monday, August 22, 2011 and has 237 replies.
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a continuation of 21&U.
dedicated to lena, whose memory will live on in our dxp-hearts. Tongue
i kind of feel like this will never get as big as the last one. lena had the magic touch. Big Grin
Posted by everevolvingepithet
If I could help jack up your thread count so much I would kitteh. smile

Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by trifles light as air*
i kind of feel like this will never get as big as the last one. lena had the magic touch. Big Grin


No, I have the magic touch.
Well, Purr and I.
That thread was nothing without us.
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LOL, w/your newlywed drama.
so hey, do you guys typically masturbate for 24 hours straight and experience 144,000 orgasms during that time?
i feel like that's probably normal, but i just thought i would double check here on dxp....the epicenter of normality.
he's just found out that
apostrophes go between the n and the t
Posted by DazedScorp
Damn, look at those legs!

they make mr. bear beary happy
Posted by DazedScorp

????
Did she tell you?

i needn't be told, sir.
Posted by CarbonMonoxide
Correlation?
I think YES.
Big Grin

agreed. hahaha
Posted by trifles light as air*
dedicated to lena, whose memory will live on in our dxp-hearts. Tongue


Aww ??? she was fab...lil mad though Big GrinBig GrinTongue
^^ agreed Winking
what? why that is preposterous, gacy.
seriously though guys....144,000 orgasms. normal?

????????????????
^^ this one is feisty. i like it.
??????all the girls in town look you up and look you down, i know.
so...come on and pick your kitten.
purr baby, purr. go ahead and say the word.
let's go!
i think i'm the one you're diggin'.?????
??????i'll bet you got pushed around.
somebody made you cold.
but the cycle ends right now
'cause you can't lead me down that road.?????
????????i hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited.
but i couldn't stay away; i couldn't fight it.
i had hope you'd see my face
and that you'd be reminded
that, for me, it isn't over.
never mind. i'll find someone like you.
i wish nothing but the best for you, too.
don't forget me, i begged. i remember you said,
"sometimes it lasts in love,
but sometimes it hurts instead."???????
Posted by trifles light as air*
????????i hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited.
but i couldn't stay away; i couldn't fight it.
i had hope you'd see my face
and that you'd be reminded
that, for me, it isn't over.
never mind. i'll find someone like you.
i wish nothing but the best for you, too.
don't forget me, i begged. i remember you said,
"sometimes it lasts in love,
but sometimes it hurts instead."????????


^ Beautiful song
Well what if I'm just slightly too old for this thread?
Feeling like I'm back at school...shitshitshit
Fuck it. I act like a child anyways
Lol
Lol I almost pissed myself. That cat's a got damnn bawse
Is it bad I'm sort of gloating right now?
All those times I was at work and you fuckers were posting pictures and videos which I couldn't see....

muahaha
I LOV SPAM AND EGGS
LEO'S
A LION WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ITS MATE
BUT TIGER WOOD.
Posted by james tate
I LOV SPAM AND EGGS
LEO'S
A LION WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ITS MATE
BUT TIGER WOOD.


taking mispelling to a hole new level
ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK SPCIA
Posted by TV
Posted by james tate
ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK SPCIA


James,
she did write "hole" instead of "whole" but maybe it was intentional?
assWhole...it still works...
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I twas quiet intentional. Hahaha. I can't do conscious mispelling as well as Tate. All I know is when he curses someone, he mispells their name so it becomes less pf a curse. Right Tate?
Posted by TV
first the earthquakes now, Spica vs Tate.



Wait.... there are..



. . . .earthquakes??




(failed attempt at drama)
LOL!


That's a pretty girl.
Posted by TV
there was earthquakes here in the US.


I know this.
I wasn't making any attempts, just observing the going ons of the thread.
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I know this too. Was talking about my own attempt at a joke.

Not always, only sometimes.
looks like granny was a latin king back in the day.
hmm idk dazed, it's kind of a tossup
granny's history will remain a mystery
Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by trifles light as air*
hmm idk dazed, it's kind of a tossup


The guys in the bottom picture are members of MS-13, not latin kings.
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oh i was going off the gang hand signals when i said thatTongue
latin kings and MS are very similar
and it looks like granny's thumb might actually be sticking out
Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by trifles light as air*
Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by trifles light as air*
hmm idk dazed, it's kind of a tossup


The guys in the bottom picture are members of MS-13, not latin kings.

oh i was going off the gang hand signals when i said thatTongue
latin kings and MS are very similar


That hand signal is the main one for MS 13. "Devils horns"
Also notice the big M tattoo on the hands and chest.
The M stands for Mara...
MS = Mara Salvatrucha...meaning Salvadorian Army Ants
Originating from LA and spreading to central america after being deported.
*sigh*
I know way to much shit about gangs and the prison system.

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yes yes, your guys are mara salvatrucha undoubtedly, but the question i'm attempting to answer here is: what is granny? her hand signal suggests she may actually be a latin king.
Tongue
Posted by Slicks
everytime I see the title of this thread I keep thinking it says "the giant sperm thread"

this must mean something for you.
bling, that is another possibility which only serves to make granny all the more intriguing
Posted by TV



Lol! these things make me laugh so hard.


lol, so stupid

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