The HATERS Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog
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This might just be one of my favoritest things ever. Ever.
You're welcome fuckers, happy holidays and all that bullshit.
Enjoy!
The HATERS Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog 2013
I want you to know that when I got to the Gingerbread Estate tears, actual tears were flowing from my eyes. Who knew I could feel emotion?
The HATERS Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog 2012
The espresso maker, yep, that's where I lost it on this one. The waffle batter dispenser is where I am pretty sure I peed a little.
You're welcome fuckers, happy holidays and all that bullshit.
Enjoy!The HATERS Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog 2013
I want you to know that when I got to the Gingerbread Estate tears, actual tears were flowing from my eyes. Who knew I could feel emotion?
The HATERS Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog 2012
The espresso maker, yep, that's where I lost it on this one. The waffle batter dispenser is where I am pretty sure I peed a little.
Did you tell them you needed a panini spatula because a normal spatula just won't do???? That you really want to purchase potato scrubbing gloves because you can't bear using your carrot gloves on all your produce anymore?
Arietteheart - As a former WS employee.... what did you think of the Hater's guides?
Seriously, I was dying. My BFF and I were stuck in traffic so I was reading them aloud and I could barely breathe.
MY FAVORITE:
Item #54-5873732 Gingerbread Estate
Williams-Sonoma says: "(not shown)"
Price: $ 249.95
Notes: What the fuck? I can't see the estate? The house itself is 57 bucks. How much larger is the estate? Is it so large that it can't fit within any standard camera lens? Does it have a fucking golf course? I want a gingerbread estate with a chocolate moat and armed taffy guards and maple butter gates, and if someone tries to break in, my peppermint security alarm alerts an elite group of butter toffee SEAL members to come shoot hot caramel right in your fucking EYE. I doubt the wisdom of investing heavily in a gingerbread estate. The gingerbread estate market is a bubble that is bound to burst and send shards of stale icing all over us."
"armed taffy guards" that's about where I had tears rolling down my face.
Seriously, I was dying. My BFF and I were stuck in traffic so I was reading them aloud and I could barely breathe.
MY FAVORITE:
Item #54-5873732 Gingerbread Estate
Williams-Sonoma says: "(not shown)"
Price: $ 249.95
Notes: What the fuck? I can't see the estate? The house itself is 57 bucks. How much larger is the estate? Is it so large that it can't fit within any standard camera lens? Does it have a fucking golf course? I want a gingerbread estate with a chocolate moat and armed taffy guards and maple butter gates, and if someone tries to break in, my peppermint security alarm alerts an elite group of butter toffee SEAL members to come shoot hot caramel right in your fucking EYE. I doubt the wisdom of investing heavily in a gingerbread estate. The gingerbread estate market is a bubble that is bound to burst and send shards of stale icing all over us."
"armed taffy guards" that's about where I had tears rolling down my face.
Wall-mounted, ROTARY IRON
That would be soo cool.
That would be soo cool.
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