There are no good ways to describe
This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Candeh15 on Saturday, September 10, 2011 and has 10 replies.
Female masturbation.
We could easily taking "jerking off" but I just obtain an image of a girl strapping on a dildo and jerking it off as if she's trying to give another girl a super facial. Nothing wrong with that, though.
Either way, any descriptive words applied to female masturbation just sounds like a child's game. "I'm gonna go flick the bean, guys!" It sounds like a game of marbles/jacks.
We could easily taking "jerking off" but I just obtain an image of a girl strapping on a dildo and jerking it off as if she's trying to give another girl a super facial. Nothing wrong with that, though.
Either way, any descriptive words applied to female masturbation just sounds like a child's game. "I'm gonna go flick the bean, guys!" It sounds like a game of marbles/jacks.
I heart this thread.
I want to punt women who claim they don't... I mean... YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH.
Posted by Pb
The term for men can be tons more fun.. Choking the chicken... Slapping the monkey... lol.
why is male masturbation promoting violence towards animals? lol
Then again, i've seen the way men masturbate. It is violent haha.
Lol at dialing the rotary phone. It's funny to me because I remember having to use one when I lived in Germany.
Also a fan of grissle rub.
Either you know your stuff, or Urbandictionary is your best friend, Dazed.
Also a fan of grissle rub.
Either you know your stuff, or Urbandictionary is your best friend, Dazed.
LMAO @ muffin buffin'
Posted by DazedScorpPosted by Candeh15Posted by Pb
The term for men can be tons more fun.. Choking the chicken... Slapping the monkey... lol.
why is male masturbation promoting violence towards animals? lol
Then again, i've seen the way men masturbate. It is violent haha.
Setting the tadpoles free...is not violentclick to expand
That's just a part of nature. Nature is violent.
How many of those tadpoles end up actually making it to the end... every pun intended.
Posted by Candeh15
I want to punt women who claim they don't... I mean... YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH.
isn't that the truth...just sabotaging their own sex lives, really
LMAO I love that expression. ^^
MUFFIN BUFFIN' IS MY NEW GO-TO PHRASE!! hahahahaaaaaaaa
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