I use to date a ton of emo and goth girls back in my teens and early 20s. I just pretended like I was a rock star. Long hair, jeans, band t shirt, and a pink guitar pick on a silver chain around my neck. I also played guitar, which helped. You kind of have to be like them, but also not completely fake. Those type of people tend to hate average normies, but dislike people pretending to be like them just to be cool.

Idk what the hell you have to do nowadays though. I think I've noticed goth/ emo culture has adapted nerd/ geek culture. I see a ton of hot emo chicks dating super nerdy looking guys. So maybe that direction would work. I imagine many of them would also love a good simp. Some of those women have real dark goddess energy, so I imagine they would enjoy being praised and worshiped.

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Posted by LuminousNight
Cry in the rain wearing all black blasting "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi

I've noticed that appreciating classic rock is a common emo/young alt trait. they still underappreciate southern rock and hair metal though

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Posted by LuminousNight
Cry in the rain wearing all black blasting "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi

I've noticed that appreciating classic rock is a common emo/young alt trait. they still underappreciate southern rock and hair metal though
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Posted by LuminousNight
Cry in the rain wearing all black blasting "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi

You won’t believe this but I just played that in the pool hall.

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Cry in the rain wearing all black blasting "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi

You won’t believe this but I just played that in the pool hall.

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Lmfao

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I imagine goth people are actually very normative, nerdy and boring irl (and smelly), just play VtmB and get it out of your system

Alternatively get a normal gf and turn her into a gothic to your liking

option 3 get into a time machine, go back to 1995 and skim the cool nightclubs

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Posted by LuminousNight
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Cry in the rain wearing all black blasting "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi

I've noticed that appreciating classic rock is a common emo/young alt trait. they still underappreciate southern rock and hair metal though
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@ATGR take note 📝📒🗒️
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what was your old username btw

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Posted by Soul
I use to date a ton of emo and goth girls back in my teens and early 20s. I just pretended like I was a rock star. Long hair, jeans, band t shirt, and a pink guitar pick on a silver chain around my neck. I also played guitar, which helped. You kind of have to be like them, but also not completely fake. Those type of people tend to hate average normies, but dislike people pretending to be like them just to be cool.
Idk what the hell you have to do nowadays though. I think I've noticed goth/ emo culture has adapted nerd/ geek culture. I see a ton of hot emo chicks dating super nerdy looking guys. So maybe that direction would work. I imagine many of them would also love a good simp. Some of those women have real dark goddess energy, so I imagine they would enjoy being praised and worshiped.

Not saying you wrong but I've been a nerd all my life and never had a goth girlfriend in my life. They look mean and don't look like they care about a man.

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I would say if you want a goth girl maybe tattoos is the real true answer. Followed by a mullet but if you a black tattooed mullet man you have no chance.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Posted by Soul
I use to date a ton of emo and goth girls back in my teens and early 20s. I just pretended like I was a rock star. Long hair, jeans, band t shirt, and a pink guitar pick on a silver chain around my neck. I also played guitar, which helped. You kind of have to be like them, but also not completely fake. Those type of people tend to hate average normies, but dislike people pretending to be like them just to be cool.
Idk what the hell you have to do nowadays though. I think I've noticed goth/ emo culture has adapted nerd/ geek culture. I see a ton of hot emo chicks dating super nerdy looking guys. So maybe that direction would work. I imagine many of them would also love a good simp. Some of those women have real dark goddess energy, so I imagine they would enjoy being praised and worshiped.

Not saying you wrong but I've been a nerd all my life and never had a goth girlfriend in my life. They look mean and don't look like they care about a man.
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I don't really know how to describe it. Like I was always a self assigned cool kid. No one made me cool, I just was rebellious. The preps and jocks hated me for that. Meanwhile I was smoking cigarettes in the bathrooms, drinking alcohol in the theater room in complete darkness, yet giving emo chicks love notes and poems in the hallway, writing songs, and giving them mix tapes. At that point is was burned CDs, but still had the same concept. Like goth girls want you to be emotional, maybe even submissive when it comes to them, but also a bad boy. At the very least an anti hero.

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Posted by MyStarsShine
Say "hello I’m depressed, are you"?
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Lmaooooooooo /dead.

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!!

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Just be attractive

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Just be confident bro

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just be yourself

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I like, y'know, Radiohead n stuff.

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I think jj and soul have the best answers

I am annoyed at the goth emo girl I was able to get around Xmas time but just mildly

I think I got her coz I have tattoos she was always asking me about them plus I kinda look like Pluto despite really being a basic Taurus but they’re more boring and bored than me it’s just music and fashion taste

Also she talked big Aries game and didn’t deliver 🤣

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I also didn’t know she was an emo girl

Coz wasn’t that from 2006?

But on the first meet I was like wtf is she wearing what’s all these ratty black clothes am I just going to feed this charity case and go home

She was apparently wearing designer clothes

She was scantily clad online 🤷‍♂️

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Is this for a bet?