Trainwrecks and lost causes...

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Mind-Monkey on Tuesday, July 25, 2017 and has 2 replies.
Oops, I did it again. Should’ve learned that relationships and me are somewhat like oil and water. Mhm. Or maybe more like fire and dynamite. Aaanyway....

Can’t stay quiet and collected even if my life depended on it. Somehow that last functioning part of my brain deems itself a lousy comedian. Which wouldn’t be that bad if my mouth wouldn’t speak out things better not heard of. Outright cynic things at times. Guess once I’m dead you’ve to kill my mouth a second time just to be sure. Bad, bad mouth.

Funny thing is, I just do my thing, innocently have a drink or two, and get adopted quite soon. And who am I to insist in not going with the flow? Just that charming tongue leaves us as soon as I’m sober which usually happens in foreign bedrooms about noon.

What’s the most hillarious way things turn out bad for you?
Posted by Mind-Monkey

Somehow that last functioning part of my brain deems itself a lousy comedian. Which wouldn’t be that bad if my mouth wouldn’t speak out things better not heard of. Outright cynic things at times. Guess once I’m dead you’ve to kill my mouth a second time just to be sure. Bad, bad mouth.



Omg ????

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