We need a Cringe category in this site,cuz the story I'm gonna tell you right now is all about that

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Dear Lord.. As I'm writing this the clock says 12:30PM. Its Saturday. .My scorpio's birthday is today.We're both 20. Last night I went to his place. He lives with his mother.She has a boyfriend who is often there too. The plan was that I help the mom to cook this morning,because there was going to be a family gathering. Anyways, I'm near his place,it's around 22:00 and he tells me that his step-sister is there too. I've never met her.

We enter his home, I meet this girl(lets call her B)(yeah,you're right,B for BIATCH)for the first time. She looks cool. We sit around and chat, 30-40 min pass by and I make eye contact with my bf(let's call him L) and we both excuse ourselves,say our "till tomorrow" and go to his room.

I call his room heaven, it's giant, there's big bed, big tv,our ps4, and Stranger things is just waiting for us to lie,cuddle and watch. That was our plan. 10 mins into this beautiful "Adam and Eve in the beginning harmony" picture, there's a knock on the door and here it is, B, wanting to chill with us. I realize we kinda abandoned her and I say"sure chill with us". We all sit on the bed, and I start telling her about Stranger things, but that we can watch whatever she wants on Netflix. She's like "What's netflix?" I'm like "Ok." Just a Little info- she's 20, she does not speak or understand english (AS I WAS ABLE TO SEE AND HEAR), she has a boyfriend, she is taurus and apparently she was kinda drunk.

So the B sits next to my bf and starts demanding with stupid girly manners and voice to watch something in our language. We put a film on and she immediately starts sharing her personal stories and sh*t with me. Meanwhile she sips one cup of wine after another

In one point we stop the film and she demands to listen some music, more importantly, this typical for our one and only motherland style .( I'm gonna put the link at the end of this story, good luck scrolling to it) MY FCKN BOYFRIEND listens fckn oldschool rap, and hates that music. He acts like it's okay. She turns the volume up, starts singing while dancing like that on the bed

Dear Lord. She then starts to kinda rub herself in my bf and I'm like TEH FCK IS HAPPENING? She's legit drunk by this time, my bf is still a lil pussy and says kinda nothing against everything that's happening? Meanwhile she's shouting "Brother, my sweet borther " and hugging and kissing him on the cheeks. He just sits awkwardly, inclined his body towards me. Still says nothing. I see that he's not able to man up and say something, so I decide to actually do something. I can't rly tell her to get out of the room, so I just make it totally obvious that I'm kinda uncomfortable with whats happening. That does not work. I put my bitch face on and start acting cold. She ends up thinking I'm boring AHHAHA.

I check my phone and it's 1AM. I get my present and give it to my bf. He's in delight. The card says "I love you because your penis is above average." and the actual present is a comics in witch he's this awesome superhero Captain Funsack. So I'm actually making №2 of his top 3 wishes come true,casually adding that his penis is the best, and that B is above our heads spamming "What's that, what does that say, who is that,let me see." She then proceeds to give her present while hugging him,kissing him and adding playful comments. At this point I move myself a little far from them, get my phone and start msging in facebook. I can't do nothing more. I'm not in the position to tell her to get out or to tell anything at all. I just wish to get out and forget about all of that.

Thank God, my boyfriend sees that I gave up and things are gonna end bad, he starts to make obvious comments, and to tell her it's time for her to go to her room, she stars with the girly "pleasee one moree soong ", he get's angry and tells her to go out of the room now. She stands, gets angry and dramatically tells him she's never giving him cigarettes again.

We stare at each other, while in the background Skrillex's discography is bangin', as that's the only thing different from our beautiful ethnic music she's able to listen to. I ask myself who tf listens to skrillex. I tell my boyfrend he should've acted like man hours ago. He tells me the situation is difficult and he gotta act good towards this girl, no matter that she's a total B. I don't care. It's around 3am. I fell asleep and get up at 5am. I feel like I'm gonna puke. I write my dad and tell him to come and save me. He comes. I tell him all about that shit, we discuss it. I walk into my home, puke, lie and sleep till now.

What the fck.

We need a Cringe category in this site,cuz the story I'm gonna tell you right now is all about that

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