Weird energy

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Accountz on Monday, January 9, 2017 and has 32 replies.
When I masturbate the person I like or may masturbate to ex comes back,the guy gets another girl pregnant, or on and off gf comes back smh what kind of energy is that? Like another girl can just feel me wanting the guy and comes around
Posted by TheCanBull
Trolling is weak, you need to up your game.
I'm dead serious
5 guys that I know of so far
I'm like good luck chuck or something
They leave me and find the one they luv
Posted by ParisianCappy
tbh cant understand shit
If I masturbate to a certain individual those things happen
Posted by Plague
When I masturbate I think about what kind of house to make next on the Sims
Lol cant do it like that I have to be focused
Posted by TheCanBull
Posted by Plague
When I masturbate I think about what kind of house to make next on the Sims
LMFAO i just got given a free copy of Sims 3 with DLC from a friend on Steam ....

I will never look at the Sims the same way ever again Sad

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Really? How bad is it
you can troll if you want but do your posts have to be incoherent too
Posted by Plague
Posted by TheCanBull
Posted by Plague
When I masturbate I think about what kind of house to make next on the Sims
LMFAO i just got given a free copy of Sims 3 with DLC from a friend on Steam ....

I will never look at the Sims the same way ever again Sad



Yeah I made a zoo. Build a room 1 tile wide and 2 tiles long, place the toilet on one tile cover the walls with huge clear windows so there are no walls just windows. Have the sim sit on the toilet do move objects cheat delete the door then put a plate of food on the only tile left.

I call this attraction the "slow death of I pooped myself I'm hungry"

Make sure you put close to the road so people can window shop

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LOL Sick n twisted, i love it lol
Posted by TheCanBull
Posted by Dastardly
Posted by TheCanBull
Trolling is weak, you need to up your game.
Bully. Sad


Love you too.

No but for real.. topic is a little too delusional for me, sorry.

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Facts until u experience it my last ex couldn't even have kids & had a hard time said he had a block or something and BOOM baby girl
Posted by Ophiuchus
you can troll if you want but do your posts have to be incoherent too
Don't understand how u cAnt comprehend
Posted by TheCanBull
Posted by Accountz
Posted by TheCanBull
Posted by Dastardly
Posted by TheCanBull
Trolling is weak, you need to up your game.
Bully. Sad


Love you too.

No but for real.. topic is a little too delusional for me, sorry.

Facts until u experience it my last ex couldn't even have kids & had a hard time said he had a block or something and BOOM baby girl
So by having a good wank, your ex now has a baby? does you even biology?

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Anywayz even he said it even gave me flowers
Posted by Plague
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Posted by Plague
Posted by TheCanBull
Posted by Plague
When I masturbate I think about what kind of house to make next on the Sims
LMFAO i just got given a free copy of Sims 3 with DLC from a friend on Steam ....

I will never look at the Sims the same way ever again Sad



Yeah I made a zoo. Build a room 1 tile wide and 2 tiles long, place the toilet on one tile cover the walls with huge clear windows so there are no walls just windows. Have the sim sit on the toilet do move objects cheat delete the door then put a plate of food on the only tile left.

I call this attraction the "slow death of I pooped myself I'm hungry"

Make sure you put close to the road so people can window shop

LOL Sick n twisted, i love it lol
Ah the many ways of torture. Back in Busting out days I'd just make them jump off the diving board onto concrete over and over... or build pens fill them with carpets and couches put a beautiful fire place inside for added warmth and grill my sims. I make them sleep on the couch and put energy to 0. So they light up!
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mine alwasy caught the house on fire.., or id' get a married couple to fight because the neighbor would come over to flirt and make a move.. lmao
That's mind blowing!

How long did you have to masturbate to give your ex baby? Is it like you did once and he calls you hey my gf is pregnant?

How did he know you were masturbating to his image? I am so confused!
Posted by Gemitati
That's mind blowing!

How long did you have to masturbate to give your ex baby? Is it like you did once and he calls you hey my gf is pregnant?

How did he know you were masturbating to his image? I am so confused!
Possibly almost a year I was doing it while I was with him. I found out through social media then he admits to it when I bring it up and I told him about when I masturbate it happens things happen and he was like u ain't lyin and gave me flowers and still tried to hmu but I refused and changed numbers
Posted by Accountz
Posted by Gemitati
That's mind blowing!

How long did you have to masturbate to give your ex baby? Is it like you did once and he calls you hey my gf is pregnant?

How did he know you were masturbating to his image? I am so confused!
Possibly almost a year I was doing it while I was with him. I found out through social media then he admits to it when I bring it up and I told him about when I masturbate it happens things happen and he was like u ain't lyin and gave me flowers and still tried to hmu but I refused and changed numbers
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And this year he had gf?
User Submitted Image did I just read?

If you could actually form coherent sentences, someone might be able to answer you.
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Accountz
Posted by Gemitati
That's mind blowing!

How long did you have to masturbate to give your ex baby? Is it like you did once and he calls you hey my gf is pregnant?

How did he know you were masturbating to his image? I am so confused!
Possibly almost a year I was doing it while I was with him. I found out through social media then he admits to it when I bring it up and I told him about when I masturbate it happens things happen and he was like u ain't lyin and gave me flowers and still tried to hmu but I refused and changed numbers
And this year he had gf?
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Same girl
Posted by Gemitati
That's mind blowing!

How long did you have to masturbate to give your ex baby? Is it like you did once and he calls you hey my gf is pregnant?

How did he know you were masturbating to his image? I am so confused!
It's mainly me picturing him and acting it out with visual images
Posted by RemixGeneralFishy
User Submitted Image did I just read?

If you could actually form coherent sentences, someone might be able to answer you.
I was trying to be quick and shorten it didn't think you wanted a whole essay
Posted by Accountz
Posted by RemixGeneralFishy
User Submitted Image did I just read?

If you could actually form coherent sentences, someone might be able to answer you.
I was trying to be quick and shorten it didn't think you wanted a whole essay
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Yeah well I don't speak fukinweirdese.
See around here we need more info to make sure you are not trolling. But have you consulted a doctor this isn't the place. You could take it to the man cave. Or health forum. Or webmd.com.
Cool story bruh
Posted by Hide
What if you masturbate in front of a mirror?

Lol never tried it
Posted by Lilianni
Cool story bruh
It's true and makes me never want to do it especially before a date...I try to do it so my pisces & venus in aries won't hound them & thus giving me self control
Posted by Accountz
Posted by TheCanBull
Posted by Dastardly
Posted by TheCanBull
Trolling is weak, you need to up your game.
Bully. Sad


Love you too.

No but for real.. topic is a little too delusional for me, sorry.

Facts until u experience it my last ex couldn't even have kids & had a hard time said he had a block or something and BOOM baby girl
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and all because you masterbated ? what type of narcissistic, incoherent troll are you anyway lololol !
whatever this is, it's hilarious!
Posted by idgaf2
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edit: i'm just scratching myself
I don't know, that look suspect - what are you thinking about ?
Posted by tcta
Posted by Accountz
Posted by TheCanBull
Posted by Dastardly
Posted by TheCanBull
Trolling is weak, you need to up your game.
Bully. Sad


Love you too.

No but for real.. topic is a little too delusional for me, sorry.

Facts until u experience it my last ex couldn't even have kids & had a hard time said he had a block or something and BOOM baby girl
and all because you masterbated ? what type of narcissistic, incoherent troll are you anyway lololol !
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Never say never it could be u or maybe u just lack the juice ? but I don't have to prove anything maybe someone will google this & it would be beneficial to them
Posted by idgaf2
so...... have you thought about not masturbating?
Venus in aries I luv sex just can't sex down anybody...even though I would like to do so freely without being judged as a woman plus I don't wanna wear out my cooter sooooo? I don't use dildos they do the same