Weird life goals

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by SassyKiwi on Monday, January 13, 2020 and has 49 replies.
One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that
I wanna learn Portuguese.

I also want to make homemade cheese, it seems fun idk lol.
tell hungarian folk tales to kids with a puppet show

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Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


At least 4 kids?!

Ask for the extra stitch then. And do your kegels.

And marry wealthy so he can pay for you to get your tits redone. Breastfeeding 4 their gonna be down to your knees. Best of luck.
Posted by Araujo97
Posted by CuddleBug1288

I wanna learn Portuguese.

I also want to make homemade cheese, it seems fun idk lol.


Já sabes alguma coisa?
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I had to google that..

Nah not yet. I should just start tho!

You speak Portuguese? Where do you live?
Posted by Araujo97
Posted by CuddleBug1288
Posted by Araujo97
Posted by CuddleBug1288

I wanna learn Portuguese.

I also want to make homemade cheese, it seems fun idk lol.


Já sabes alguma coisa?


I had to google that..

Nah not yet. I should just start tho!

You speak Portuguese? Where do you live?


Now, portugal lol
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Ooh hell yeah.

Idk why but I've got it in my head that I'm gonna learn Portuguese. F it, why not.
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.
I want to be a fitness/aerobics instructor.
Posted by Araujo97
Posted by CuddleBug1288
Posted by Araujo97
Posted by CuddleBug1288
Posted by Araujo97
Posted by CuddleBug1288

I wanna learn Portuguese.

I also want to make homemade cheese, it seems fun idk lol.


Já sabes alguma coisa?


I had to google that..

Nah not yet. I should just start tho!

You speak Portuguese? Where do you live?


Now, portugal lol


Ooh hell yeah.

Idk why but I've got it in my head that I'm gonna learn Portuguese. F it, why not.


Is a very difficult language but go for it
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I like a good challenge so game on.
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.
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I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself
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Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself
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You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.
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I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.


I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...
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That's stupendous... I'm fighting the inactivity of the 40's weight creep up.

I could only imagine. I would have so much fun. My husband only wanted one kid, I wanted four. The compromise was two. Now, I'm doting on a miniature yorkie and hoping to adopt.
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.


I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...


That stupendous... I'm fighting the inactivity of the 40's weight creep up.

I could only imagine. I would have so much fun. My husband only wanted one kid, I wanted four. The compromise was two. Now, I'm doting on a miniature yorkie and hoping to adopt.
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Its a lot of work right now, but the older ones are getting fun. It would have been nice if their Dad was able to step up earlier in their lives.

But theyre very loving and sweet kids. I’d have more...
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.


I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...


That stupendous... I'm fighting the inactivity of the 40's weight creep up.

I could only imagine. I would have so much fun. My husband only wanted one kid, I wanted four. The compromise was two. Now, I'm doting on a miniature yorkie and hoping to adopt.


Its a lot of work right now, but the older ones are getting fun. It would have been nice if their Dad was able to step up earlier in their lives.

But theyre very loving and sweet kids. I’d have more...
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What do you do to try to stay fit?
Posted by Black-Mamba

Go to a nude beach
Topless beaches in Miami... close enough?
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.


I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...


That stupendous... I'm fighting the inactivity of the 40's weight creep up.

I could only imagine. I would have so much fun. My husband only wanted one kid, I wanted four. The compromise was two. Now, I'm doting on a miniature yorkie and hoping to adopt.


Its a lot of work right now, but the older ones are getting fun. It would have been nice if their Dad was able to step up earlier in their lives.

But theyre very loving and sweet kids. I’d have more...


What do you do to try to stay fit?
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I dont work out anymore due to health issues

I just watch what I eat. Im active... unfortunately my ovarian cysts killed my work out routine...
Posted by Antiphates

Become meaningless and forgotten.
I think being forgotten will be a hard one.

But the other seems legit. 👌
Be a world traveler and write a blog and make money that way. Maybe travel to different countries in the summer time and teach English classes.
Posted by Black-Mamba

Go to a nude beach
Send me nudes so I can get a sneak preview.


Thanks in advance.
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
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Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.


I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...


That stupendous... I'm fighting the inactivity of the 40's weight creep up.

I could only imagine. I would have so much fun. My husband only wanted one kid, I wanted four. The compromise was two. Now, I'm doting on a miniature yorkie and hoping to adopt.


Its a lot of work right now, but the older ones are getting fun. It would have been nice if their Dad was able to step up earlier in their lives.

But theyre very loving and sweet kids. I’d have more...


What do you do to try to stay fit?


I dont work out anymore due to health issues

I just watch what I eat. Im active... unfortunately my ovarian cysts killed my work out routine...
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I had ovarian cycsts... mild or so. They only hurt sometimes during sex. After 35 or so, they just stopped. The only thing that coincides with the change was using an IUS as birth control. It may have had nothing to do with it though. It's time to exchange the implant. As much as I desire kids, pregnant at 45 seems weird, lol.
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.


I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...


That stupendous... I'm fighting the inactivity of the 40's weight creep up.

I could only imagine. I would have so much fun. My husband only wanted one kid, I wanted four. The compromise was two. Now, I'm doting on a miniature yorkie and hoping to adopt.


Its a lot of work right now, but the older ones are getting fun. It would have been nice if their Dad was able to step up earlier in their lives.

But theyre very loving and sweet kids. I’d have more...


What do you do to try to stay fit?


I dont work out anymore due to health issues

I just watch what I eat. Im active... unfortunately my ovarian cysts killed my work out routine...


I had ovarian cycsts... mild or so. They only hurt sometimes during sex. After 35 or so, they just stopped. The only thing that coincides with the change was using an IUS as birth control. It may have had nothing to do with it though. It's time to exchange the implant. As much as I desire kids, pregnant at 45 seems weird, lol.
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My IUD made it worse

Birth Control Pill didnt help

I most likely have PCOS and Im peri menopausal too

I would have a hysterectomy if the pain gets as severe again... i’m too old to have anymore kids.. unless I remarry in the next year or two
Posted by delusions_of_grandhair
Posted by saggurl88

Be a world traveler and write a blogand make money that way. Maybe travel to different countries in the summer time and teach English classes.


Bro no one reads anymore
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Fine I’ll have interactive pictures then that are shallow and colorful to catch someone’s eye! 😝
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by saggurl88

Be a world traveler and write a blog and make money that way. Maybe travel to different countries in the summer time and teach English classes.


Every chick does this

How is it weird or a goal
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It’s a goal cause I haven’t done it yet.

It’s weird because I didn’t read that part in the topic heading and didn’t know it was supposed to be.

Maybe I will go to taboo places and live in huts in the wild, and roast dung beetles.
Posted by delusions_of_grandhair
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by delusions_of_grandhair
Posted by saggurl88

Be a world traveler and write a blogand make money that way. Maybe travel to different countries in the summer time and teach English classes.


Bro no one reads anymore


Fine I’ll have interactive pictures then that are shallow and colorful to catch someone’s eye! 😝


YouTube and show some skin
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Send me nudes to motivate me 😁

Youtube is over saturated. It’s all about tiktok now!
Posted by delusions_of_grandhair
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by delusions_of_grandhair
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by delusions_of_grandhair
Posted by saggurl88

Be a world traveler and write a blogand make money that way. Maybe travel to different countries in the summer time and teach English classes.


Bro no one reads anymore


Fine I’ll have interactive pictures then that are shallow and colorful to catch someone’s eye! 😝


YouTube and show some skin


Send me nudes to motivate me 😁

Youtube is over saturated. It’s all about tiktok now!


I got nudes just not of me Big Grin
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Lol. I don’t want them then!! I know who’s nudes you have!! 😩😩😩😩😩🤢
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Black-Mamba

Go to a nude beach


Send me nudes so I can get a sneak preview.


Thanks in advance.


I’m just trying to lie in the sun without clothes
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I’m all the yellow you need baby! ❤️
Posted by delusions_of_grandhair

Sometimes I dream about being the most average man with a corporate mid level job and a Toyota Corolla or a Honda Civic
I have a Corolla...but I'm not an average man

My life goal is to update my Corolla to a newer model

Tongue
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Posted by delusions_of_grandhair

Sometimes I dream about being the most average man with a corporate mid level job and a Toyota Corolla or a Honda Civic


I have a Corolla...but I'm not an average man

My life goal is to update my Corolla to a newer model

Tongue


That’s like my sag aunty driving around a vios

She updated to a newer vios too
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Big Grin

A woman after my own ❤️
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that
Im in love with your username.

Sas-ssy ki-weh
Posted by VenusAquarius

I want to be a fitness/aerobics instructor.


Jazzercise

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these all seem reasonable ...
Get into professional dancing... but I'm early 30s now... is that even a good idea lol
Posted by notreally

these all seem reasonable ...
yeah we, humans, like ot believe somehow our aspirations, hopes, dreams, problems, pains, desires are unique but really we're all kind of more/less the same shit.
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Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


At least 4 kids?!

Ask for the extra stitch then. And do your kegels.

And marry wealthy so he can pay for you to get your tits redone. Breastfeeding 4 their gonna be down to your knees. Best of luck.
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Ugh I don’t even want to think about the havoc my body would go through. Hilary Baldwin is like a yoga/fitness instructor with 4 kids (idk if she’s preg again) with a douche rich hubby. Goaalz
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.
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Omg she looks so good. I've always been convinced the more kids you have the more youthful you'd remain. She reaffirms it
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Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.


I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...
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What physical activities did you do throughout your pregnancies? What did you eat? Did your boobs suffer?
Posted by Aquaman2

I want to kill atleast one human in my life.


Why do you have this urge?
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Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


Im in love with your username.

Sas-ssy ki-weh
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Ty I love it too
Posted by Black-Mamba

it might seem normal, but i want to get into belly dancing


It’s honestly great doing something paid that keeps you fit ! So jelly of those people
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Posted by Jade_Alexander
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by SassyKiwi

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that


I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.


I have more then four

Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself


You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.


I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...


What physical activities did you do throughout your pregnancies? What did you eat? Did your boobs suffer?
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I gained 60lbs with two pregnancies

And 30lbs with the other three

The goal is to be focused on self control and diet...dont make excuses

Yes my boobs suffered as did my stomach... I’ve made five humans, my body shows wear and tear. Although I have nicer tits then most women my age. I nursed my babies as well.

I’m just vain and stubborn... I refuse to give up on myself
also i've always wanted to look like a tekken character

that cool aunt exuding BDE vibe

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My 5 year plan is to get divorced, get out of the hell of this funk, get a Masters degree in teaching English, pack up the Virgo and move back to Korea, teach at a University as a fuck you to the universe and the people that tell me I can’t have it all.

I want to write a daily blog? on the conversations I’m eavesdropping in on around me in cafes.


What's wrong with your husband?
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also i've always wanted to look like a tekken character

that cool aunt exuding BDE vibe

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If I had no desire to marry or have children I could totally see myself being that aunt
Newest life goal, live on a house adjacent to a lake with boat dock. I have a design/install at Lake Sherwood and spent last-last weekend at bigbear lake. I want that laidback but boujee life style .
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Posted by LittleStar

My 5 year plan is to get divorced, get out of the hell of this funk, get a Masters degree in teaching English, pack up the Virgo and move back to Korea, teach at a University as a fuck you to the universe and the people that tell me I can’t have it all.

I want to write a daily blog? on the conversations I’m eavesdropping in on around me in cafes.


What's wrong with your husband?


Nothing dramatic.

Just don’t want to be married anymore. I dislike the codependency and I don’t think it’s fair to stay married when I know I don’t want to be.

I’ve basically come to the conclusion that I got married to make life easier as well as the feels but even though life is easier he essentially told me that I can’t do both in life. Basically telling me I shouldn’t and or couldn’t pursue my dreams and be married and that I should try to be happy with my lot in life.

So I chose what my gut told me.

He’s accepted it but he’s sad.

I don’t really feel much as the moment I’m pretty numb to everything.

Sag Moon wins again. 👍🏻
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How long have you two been married for? It's really unfortunate when you end up getting a life partner who'd rather hold you back & lose you vs. letting you grow and still keep you. Like damn me trying to grow as a person would kill you that much?
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Posted by LittleStar

My 5 year plan is to get divorced, get out of the hell of this funk, get a Masters degree in teaching English, pack up the Virgo and move back to Korea, teach at a University as a fuck you to the universe and the people that tell me I can’t have it all.

I want to write a daily blog? on the conversations I’m eavesdropping in on around me in cafes.


What's wrong with your husband?


Nothing dramatic.

Just don’t want to be married anymore. I dislike the codependency and I don’t think it’s fair to stay married when I know I don’t want to be.

I’ve basically come to the conclusion that I got married to make life easier as well as the feels but even though life is easier he essentially told me that I can’t do both in life. Basically telling me I shouldn’t and or couldn’t pursue my dreams and be married and that I should try to be happy with my lot in life.

So I chose what my gut told me.

He’s accepted it but he’s sad.

I don’t really feel much as the moment I’m pretty numb to everything.

Sag Moon wins again. 👍🏻


How long have you two been married for? It's really unfortunate when you end up getting a life partner who'd rather hold you back & lose you vs. letting you grow and still keep you. Like damn me trying to grow as a person would kill you that much?


5 years. The problem I think - is that he is much older and he’s pretty much become the person he wants to and he’s a homebody family man and while his personality is great and we do get along and there is trust - I think I’ve outgrown him.

He wants to invest in roots and stability and a nice house but I don’t really find that is what I want to work for.

I also just had my parents get divorce after 30 years of marriage and I don’t want to look back later and feel like I settled. And he doesn’t deserve to be that.
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How much older is he and how did you two meet? I recently had my 1 year marriage anniversary and cohabitating with a spouse this day and age has become something fascinating to me. It disheartens me when marriages don't last very long... like it's become such a norm everywhere... It feels like people look at a married couple and go, "it's only a matter of time."
Posted by _EU_V2_

I'm seriously considering becoming a UFO researcher. I'm weird like that.


What's stopping you? Just keep me updated on the trash they are forced to sell for $ $