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Hey now.. Why aren't you with your preciiious tonight, huh?

men = beasts
women = beauty's

mix them together you get mutated animals, actually more like humans.

The responses from people to articles are really funny...especially when they get all steamed over stuff that's supposed to be a joke, or when they don't understand the joke and get mad about something totally different. Definitely would like to see more

feminists scare me.

Elephants are grey. They are big. The thing about elephants is that - you?re not going to believe me at all when I tell you this, but I?ll say it anyway - they can talk to the stars. You see, their trunks are actually communication devices which send ener

The moon really IS made of cheese... The Mars people put it there as a big joke one spring break.

If a princess kisses a frog prince, the frog doesn't turn into a prince again, the princess turns into a frog.

Walking under a latter reall

-Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

-Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

-Dishes must drip dry.

-It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

-You may

hehe... no one's been here before. He did you know that it was illegal to throw a jar of pickles at a trolley in Boston? (i think that's the city) It's also illegal to go out without underwear on in Thailand. Did you know that George Bush Jr. went to re

In seventh grade, my best friend Delilah convinced me it would be a good idea to hide out in the girl's locker room before PE class started. Why? Well, to rummage through other people's stuff (backpacks, etc.) of course. She stole someone's hackysack,

MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO MEAN TO ME FOR ABOUT AYEAR,BUT FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS HE'S BEEN EVEN MEANER THAN EVER. THE LAST FEW DAYS HE'S BEEN ALL OVER ME TELLING ME HE LOVES AND HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE ME AND HOW TALENTED I AM.(WE BOTH PLAY IN ABAND HE'S A GUI