Posted by aquarius_man
i defended two women who were 1) sexually assaulted (as in a guy was trying to rape her in the club's ladies room) and 2) ''just'' assaulted - another club, guy invites girl to dance, girl says no, he punches her in the face. ask him why did u do that. he goes: she your girl? i had to have the bouncers kick him out.
plus, another woman who's confessed to me she was molested in childhood by her neighbours and couldn't tell anyone about it.
so yea i think only a knobhead would make jokes about violence against women or sexual harassment.
Posted by FknNerdyeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about?Posted by TheSagIs that what you were in prison for?
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy
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Posted by FknNerdWho told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!Posted by TheSagThe truth is subjective sir.Posted by FknNerdyeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about?Posted by TheSagIs that what you were in prison for?
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
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Posted by FknNerdNO, I was cute and sensitive, I asked her like a gentleman whether she could love me physically! What's wrong with that??Posted by TheSagYou gave her rape eyes. I have to fire you my groupie.
If at all she deserved to be in prison! I didn't even touch herclick to expand
Posted by FknNerdWHAT???Posted by TheSagIt was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?Posted by FknNerdWho told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!Posted by TheSagThe truth is subjective sir.Posted by FknNerdyeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about?Posted by TheSagIs that what you were in prison for?
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
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Posted by FknNerdIt was Christmas and I deserved to be loved. I actually tested her and she failed!Posted by TheSagThats not what I just read.Posted by FknNerdNO, I was cute and sensitive, I asked her like a gentleman whether she could love me physically! What's wrong with that??Posted by TheSagYou gave her rape eyes. I have to fire you my groupie.
If at all she deserved to be in prison! I didn't even touch her
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Posted by TheSag#OurGuy
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
Posted by FknNerdUh..uh...you know... I you know.... I ....don't know what.to say so..uh.....I am leaving now, I am helping out in the soup kitchen.Posted by TheSagPosted by FknNerdWHAT???Posted by TheSagIt was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?Posted by FknNerdWho told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!Posted by TheSagThe truth is subjective sir.Posted by FknNerdyeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about?Posted by TheSagIs that what you were in prison for?
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
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Liar, I get along with male aquas!
And if at all, it's NONE of your business what WE did![]()
Thats none of my business. Try to stick to whats important here jeeez...click to expand
Posted by ChrisxKodakIt hurt me as well. Thinking back, I feel so used ...Posted by TheSagThis is the perfect white knight story. I love this so much it hurts lmao
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy
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Posted by ChrisxKodakIdk what douche chills are but I agree anywayPosted by TheSagThat would give me douche chills too lolPosted by ChrisxKodakIt hurt me as well. Thinking back, I feel so used ...Posted by TheSagThis is the perfect white knight story. I love this so much it hurts lmao
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
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Posted by FknNerdYou are evil. I am a humatari....humnatiria..I like people and am generousPosted by TheSagPosted by FknNerdUh..uh...you know... I you know.... I ....don't know what.to say so..uh.....I am leaving now, I am helping out in the soup kitchen.Posted by TheSagPosted by FknNerdWHAT???Posted by TheSagIt was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?Posted by FknNerdWho told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!Posted by TheSagThe truth is subjective sir.Posted by FknNerdyeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about?Posted by TheSagIs that what you were in prison for?
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
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Liar, I get along with male aquas!
And if at all, it's NONE of your business what WE did![]()
Thats none of my business. Try to stick to whats important here jeeez...
Love you!
I'm back. Ignore the homeless and let them starve for me.click to expand
Posted by ItsMeRomanI am no hoe! I am almost a virgin!Posted by FknNerdSo you wanna invite an Aries and Sag hoe to ease the tension?Posted by ItsMeRomanI'm getting a bunch of my virgo frenemies together. I think you and sag should come over for an intervention.Posted by FknNerdI'll never be fixed. That's why they keep returning.Posted by ItsMeRomanHow many virgos does it take to fix a roman?Posted by edgelordI've dated a couple of Virgos actually and each of those relationships were long term.Posted by ItsMeRomanweren't you with a virgo for a really long time?
Virgo is the ultimate white knight hero. This should have been filed under the Virgo forum for maximum traffic. They're literally Team Captain Save-a-Hoe 👨🏽✈️
Next in line is Pisces. Pisces people love a good community project! Picture a Pisces man who swoops in to knight a woman and her 9 kids from two fathers....plays dad for a while and knights her at the parent PTA meetings at her kids school, buys some groceries, adds her and her kids to his healthcare plan from his trucking company, maybe builds the kids a tree house.....and then he's gone when the woman improves herself enough and is no longer dependent....like a drifter in the 1930's he's went out for a pack of cigs and let the wind carry him away.
They have a penchant for wanting to fix or improve people.
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Posted by hydorahIt didn't get me laid either I just got a handshake so to speak.
if a random woman asked to carry her groceries, I'd tell her to fuck off. Maybe that's why I don't get laid
Posted by tizianithat is the perfect virgo venus/virgo mars man right here. lmao
story of my life knighting since '85![]()
Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
Posted by FknNerdWhat do you like then? That's all I got.Posted by TheSagThat's not what I like to hear.Posted by FknNerdYou are evil. I am a humatari....humnatiria..I like people and am generousPosted by TheSagPosted by FknNerdUh..uh...you know... I you know.... I ....don't know what.to say so..uh.....I am leaving now, I am helping out in the soup kitchen.Posted by TheSagPosted by FknNerdWHAT???Posted by TheSagIt was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?Posted by FknNerdWho told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!Posted by TheSagThe truth is subjective sir.Posted by FknNerdyeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about?Posted by TheSagIs that what you were in prison for?
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
![]()
![]()
Liar, I get along with male aquas!
And if at all, it's NONE of your business what WE did![]()
Thats none of my business. Try to stick to whats important here jeeez...
Love you!
I'm back. Ignore the homeless and let them starve for me.click to expand
Posted by lisabethur8Make it 32 year old boy!Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.![]()
A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.
Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore
Instead she offered me chocolate.
Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...![]()
So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.
I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy![]()
what...the hell did i just read?![]()
sounds like a 15 year old boy wth a 45 year old womanclick to expand
Posted by ItsMeRomanthey are EQUAL. lol
Virgo is the ultimate white knight hero. This should have been filed under the Virgo forum for maximum traffic. They're literally Team Captain Save-a-Hoe 👨🏽✈️
Next in line is Pisces. Pisces people love a good community project! Picture a Pisces man who swoops in to knight a woman and her 9 kids from two fathers....plays dad for a while and knights her at the parent PTA meetings at her kids school, buys some groceries, adds her and her kids to his healthcare plan from his trucking company, maybe builds the kids a tree house.....and then he's gone when the woman improves herself enough and is no longer dependent....like a drifter in the 1930's he's went out for a pack of cigs and let the wind carry him away.
Posted by ItsMeRomanlol GTFOH, at least I'm not so basic that I can only show the corner of my mouth when I want to post a pic.Posted by hydorahYou're also probably basic looking AND 45 so that's also a factor 🙃
if a random woman asked to carry her groceries, I'd tell her to fuck off. Maybe that's why I don't get laid
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Posted by xBruceCampbellx
I have a special gift. I can white Knight women with a glance. I do it nearly every day.
Posted by xXxBitcheroniiiXxXMEOW!
I prefer dark knight.![]()
Posted by xXxBitcheroniiiXxXMmmmhmm imma have to add that one to my profilePosted by justagirlI knew the resident cat woman would approve lolPosted by xXxBitcheroniiiXxXMEOW!
I prefer dark knight.
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