White Knight chronicles

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by enfant_terrible on Saturday, October 21, 2017 and has 29 replies.
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Have you ever helped a woman or all of womankind but had no one to tell about it? This is your time to shine! Share your stories =)
Posted by aquarius_man
i defended two women who were 1) sexually assaulted (as in a guy was trying to rape her in the club's ladies room) and 2) ''just'' assaulted - another club, guy invites girl to dance, girl says no, he punches her in the face. ask him why did u do that. he goes: she your girl? i had to have the bouncers kick him out.


plus, another woman who's confessed to me she was molested in childhood by her neighbours and couldn't tell anyone about it.


so yea i think only a knobhead would make jokes about violence against women or sexual harassment.



Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
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Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
Is that what you were in prison for?
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yeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about? Angry
If at all she deserved to be in prison! I didn't even touch her
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Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
Is that what you were in prison for?
yeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about? Angry
The truth is subjective sir.
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Who told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!
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Posted by TheSag
If at all she deserved to be in prison! I didn't even touch her
You gave her rape eyes. I have to fire you my groupie.
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NO, I was cute and sensitive, I asked her like a gentleman whether she could love me physically! What's wrong with that?? Angry
That game was actually pretty fun. I played the fuck out of the second on too


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Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
Is that what you were in prison for?
yeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about? Angry
The truth is subjective sir.
Who told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!
It was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?
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WHAT??? Sad


Liar, I get along with male aquas!


And if at all, it's NONE of your business what WE did Angry
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Posted by TheSag
If at all she deserved to be in prison! I didn't even touch her
You gave her rape eyes. I have to fire you my groupie.
NO, I was cute and sensitive, I asked her like a gentleman whether she could love me physically! What's wrong with that?? Angry
Thats not what I just read.
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It was Christmas and I deserved to be loved. I actually tested her and she failed!
Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
#OurGuy

As a woman, I understood what you were trying to convey in your last post. However, people are easily triggered with words these days without properly analyzing all aspects. Yes, the Harvey's of the world are heinous. It is not victim blaming to say that these women who willing by put themselves in compromising situations should at the very least take accountability for the roles they play in their decision making. To go to Harvey's hotel room to discuss "business" matters requires a bit of wisdom and just plain common sense to realize what could possibly go wrong in that same room.
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Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
Is that what you were in prison for?
yeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about? Angry
The truth is subjective sir.
Who told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!
It was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?
WHAT??? Sad


Liar, I get along with male aquas!


And if at all, it's NONE of your business what WE did Angry


Thats none of my business. Try to stick to whats important here jeeez...

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Uh..uh...you know... I you know.... I ....don't know what.to say so..uh.....I am leaving now, I am helping out in the soup kitchen.


Love you!
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Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
This is the perfect white knight story. I love this so much it hurts lmao

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It hurt me as well. Thinking back, I feel so used ... Sad
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Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
This is the perfect white knight story. I love this so much it hurts lmao

It hurt me as well. Thinking back, I feel so used ... Sad
That would give me douche chills too lol


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Idk what douche chills are but I agree anyway
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if a random woman asked to carry her groceries, I'd tell her to fuck off. Maybe that's why I don't get laid
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Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
Is that what you were in prison for?
yeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about? Angry
The truth is subjective sir.
Who told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!
It was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?
WHAT??? Sad


Liar, I get along with male aquas!


And if at all, it's NONE of your business what WE did Angry


Thats none of my business. Try to stick to whats important here jeeez...

Uh..uh...you know... I you know.... I ....don't know what.to say so..uh.....I am leaving now, I am helping out in the soup kitchen.


Love you!


I'm back. Ignore the homeless and let them starve for me.

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You are evil. I am a humatari....humnatiria..I like people and am generous
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Posted by ItsMeRoman
Virgo is the ultimate white knight hero. This should have been filed under the Virgo forum for maximum traffic. They're literally Team Captain Save-a-Hoe 👨🏽‍✈️


Next in line is Pisces. Pisces people love a good community project! Picture a Pisces man who swoops in to knight a woman and her 9 kids from two fathers....plays dad for a while and knights her at the parent PTA meetings at her kids school, buys some groceries, adds her and her kids to his healthcare plan from his trucking company, maybe builds the kids a tree house.....and then he's gone when the woman improves herself enough and is no longer dependent....like a drifter in the 1930's he's went out for a pack of cigs and let the wind carry him away.


weren't you with a virgo for a really long time?
I've dated a couple of Virgos actually and each of those relationships were long term.


They have a penchant for wanting to fix or improve people.

How many virgos does it take to fix a roman?
I'll never be fixed. That's why they keep returning.


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I'm getting a bunch of my virgo frenemies together. I think you and sag should come over for an intervention.
So you wanna invite an Aries and Sag hoe to ease the tension?



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I am no hoe! I am almost a virgin!
Posted by hydorah
if a random woman asked to carry her groceries, I'd tell her to fuck off. Maybe that's why I don't get laid
It didn't get me laid either I just got a handshake so to speak.
Posted by tiziani
story of my life knighting since '85


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that is the perfect virgo venus/virgo mars man right here. lmaoLaughing


whiteknighting complex women.
Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile


what...the hell did i just read?Laughing


sounds like a 15 year old boy wth a 45 year old woman
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Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile
Is that what you were in prison for?
yeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about? Angry
The truth is subjective sir.
Who told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!
It was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?
WHAT??? Sad


Liar, I get along with male aquas!


And if at all, it's NONE of your business what WE did Angry


Thats none of my business. Try to stick to whats important here jeeez...

Uh..uh...you know... I you know.... I ....don't know what.to say so..uh.....I am leaving now, I am helping out in the soup kitchen.


Love you!


I'm back. Ignore the homeless and let them starve for me.

You are evil. I am a humatari....humnatiria..I like people and am generous
That's not what I like to hear.
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What do you like then? That's all I got.


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Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry


A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.


Me: Do you remember me?

Her: yes, of course

Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.

Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*

Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.

Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore


Instead she offered me chocolate.


Me: NO, I want physical love!

Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.

Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry


So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.


I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile


what...the hell did i just read?Laughing


sounds like a 15 year old boy wth a 45 year old woman
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Make it 32 year old boy! Angry
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Virgo is the ultimate white knight hero. This should have been filed under the Virgo forum for maximum traffic. They're literally Team Captain Save-a-Hoe 👨🏽‍✈️


Next in line is Pisces. Pisces people love a good community project! Picture a Pisces man who swoops in to knight a woman and her 9 kids from two fathers....plays dad for a while and knights her at the parent PTA meetings at her kids school, buys some groceries, adds her and her kids to his healthcare plan from his trucking company, maybe builds the kids a tree house.....and then he's gone when the woman improves herself enough and is no longer dependent....like a drifter in the 1930's he's went out for a pack of cigs and let the wind carry him away.


they are EQUAL. lol


my husband's family has a young nephew and he's starting out dating now, since his mid teens to late teens, and he's been said to be "FIXING" young women. His sister keeps complaining "he needs to stop and fixing girls, you can't fix them!' and she's a libra venus....so she doesn't understand fixing/healing stuff. it has to be equal and nice. at least that's what i get from it, cause why she so angry about his choicies? let him learn. you can't force someone to love one way, or the other way. If a man loves healing/fixing, that's how he loves. it gives him reason to live at times. Some poeple dont see it that way.
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Posted by hydorah
if a random woman asked to carry her groceries, I'd tell her to fuck off. Maybe that's why I don't get laid
You're also probably basic looking AND 45 so that's also a factor 🙃


Just buy yourself some cats already
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lol GTFOH, at least I'm not so basic that I can only show the corner of my mouth when I want to post a pic.

And you date guys my age, probably your dad's friends
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I have a special gift. I can white Knight women with a glance. I do it nearly every day.


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Tongue
Posted by xXxBitcheroniiiXxX
I prefer dark knight.


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MEOW!
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I prefer dark knight.


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MEOW!
I knew the resident cat woman would approve lol
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Mmmmhmm imma have to add that one to my profile Winking

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