Who is fucked up? Dxp or astrology itself?

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Gemitati on Saturday, May 18, 2019 and has 15 replies.
Years ago I’ve been looking for an explanation of Scorpio dissapearance act. So I’ve got here. And for months I’ve learned that it is how Scorpios are! I mad peace with myself and wasted just few years on pure enthusiasm dealing with this shit. When all of a sudden ALL of the signs started talking about XX dissapearing act! I was waaay too deep so it didn’t matter.

Latest development. I was talking about Aries Aqua moon Pisces Merc and Venus being not affectionate enough to my ‘hanging on you’ ass.

When all of a sudden TODAY all of the Aguas Suns are not touchy PLUS all Pisces are prefer to not to be touched and some even prefer sex (if any) being at a dick length from a fuckee...

And somehow I am sure more of non-affectionate sign posts are coming.

So WTF may I ask you?

Is this Dxp copy-cating or astrology itself is just a big fat joke?

According to all here - every sign has every characteristic of every other sign...30 min after some shit had been posted!

I am sexy!

Me too!

I am frigid!

Me too!

I am happy!

Me too but sometimes sad!

Oh! I am also fucked up in that dept!

Me too!

Me too!

So am I AND my BF!!!

So...???

Thanks
“Being at a dick length from a fuckee”

This made me laugh so much I almost peed myself

Laughing
What you are seeing is the diversity in the natal chart, even twins born within minutes of each other can have differing aspects

It’s a huge and complex subject

🌟
Posted by MyStarsShine

“Being at a dick length from a fuckee”

This made me laugh so much I almost peed myself

Laughing
You are so sensitive darling...WAIT! There is an icon for that 💦💦💦💦
Posted by Jammerwheels

Posted by MyStarsShine

“Being at a dick length from a


This made me laugh so much I almost peed myself

Laughing


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One of the funniest things I’ve read on here for a long time

Gotta love those Gemini’s

XD
Posted by Gemitati

Posted by MyStarsShine

“Being at a dick length from a fuckee”

This made me laugh so much I almost peed myself

Laughing
You are so sensitive darling...WAIT! There is an icon for that 💦💦💦💦
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Luckily it didn’t follow through lol 😂
Posted by MyStarsShine

What you are seeing is the diversity in the natal chart, even twins born within minutes of each other can have differing aspects

It’s a huge and complex subject

🌟
I get the difference!

I don’t get similarities!

It’s like ‘I am shit’

Min later ‘so am i’

It doesn’t matter good or bad!

See how half of Dxp now aren’t affectionate and don’t like to touch or to be touched and in general are proclaiming that Frigidaire was named after THEM?

And last night those were most sexual and could fuck a Swiss cheese!
Posted by Jammerwheels

“When all of a sudden TODAY all of the Aguas Suns are not touchy”

Today?
Yes mr.Literal!

Today at 05:34 am EST...ongoing...
What? The Aquas I am friends right now are really affectionate

There's even one wanting to claim me as his, but I am unsure
Posted by Echo

What? The Aquas I am friends right now are really affectionate

There's even one wanting to claim me as his, but I am unsure
Yeah! Let him ‘claim’ and report back with ‘he isn’t touchy-feely type’...

Posted by Phantom_Limbo

P.S. There IS a way to use astrology simplistically...do it for fun, not to base life decisions upon. If you truly want to use it in your life in a deep way, you need a professional astrologer and patience to understand what they're telling you instead of hearing what you want to hear. That's hard to do.

Anyway, here's the fun way, which has become my favorite way...a simplistic list based on sun sign that explains why you'll hate what I've posted, my fellow Gemini.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/alana-capri/2018/02/zodiac-signs-ranked-by-how-much-they-hate-being-told-what-to-do/
Hmmm...Aries wouldn’t be happy be the second to me...😂
Posted by TheRabbit

CAN SOMEONE CHECK TRANSITS AND TELL ME IF IT'S OKAY TO BUY SHAVING CREAM WITH A DIFFERENT FRAGEANCE??????
Jupiter is flying under the moon right now but will soon be colliding with Pluto's moon in Uranus.....so you have about an hour to buy your new shaving cream or you will self destruct. Good luck 👍
Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Echo

What? The Aquas I am friends right now are really affectionate

There's even one wanting to claim me as his, but I am unsure
Yeah! Let him ‘claim’ and report back with ‘he isn’t touchy-feely type’...

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LOLOLOLOL 😂😂😂 I havent gave him a chance so I wouldnt even know
Posted by Gemitati

Posted by MyStarsShine

What you are seeing is the diversity in the natal chart, even twins born within minutes of each other can have differing aspects

It’s a huge and complex subject

🌟
I get the difference!

I don’t get similarities!

It’s like ‘I am shit’

Min later ‘so am i’

It doesn’t matter good or bad!

See how half of Dxp now aren’t affectionate and don’t like to touch or to be touched and in general are proclaiming that Frigidaire was named after THEM?

And last night those were most sexual and could fuck a Swiss cheese!

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😂😂😂😂
Posted by Ram416

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by MyStarsShine

What you are seeing is the diversity in the natal chart, even twins born within minutes of each other can have differing aspects

It’s a huge and complex subject

🌟
I get the difference!

I don’t get similarities!

It’s like ‘I am shit’

Min later ‘so am i’

It doesn’t matter good or bad!

See how half of Dxp now aren’t affectionate and don’t like to touch or to be touched and in general are proclaiming that Frigidaire was named after THEM?

And last night those were most sexual and could fuck a Swiss cheese!

😂😂😂😂
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“could fuck a Swiss cheese”!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂