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Women keep touching cucumbers at the grocery
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While staring at my crotch.
Whatever could that mean—??
Whatever could that mean—??
Posted by HareIf they started touching the Hubbard squash, I would be really concerned for two reasons...
The ones fondling eggplants are DTF...
Bananas
That's why I'm not allowed to shop for groceries. 😉
Posted by irreconcilabledifferencesDid he go on and on about Cancer women and how he wanted to meet guys in the parking lot when he didn't like the way they were looking at him?
i saw a guy once with a zuchini and some ky jelly in a tube
Posted by HareWatch out for the strap-on hidden under the trench coat or stashed in the purse.
What if they are sniffing the oysters?
Ah. Cucumbers and Brussels sprouts.
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