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Dear secret diary,
I want to be more assertive with a certain person in my life. Should I let him keep calling the shots, or should I "grab life by the balls" and show him the bossy side of me he really wants to see, which I usually reserve for idiots?
I want to be more assertive with a certain person in my life. Should I let him keep calling the shots, or should I "grab life by the balls" and show him the bossy side of me he really wants to see, which I usually reserve for idiots?
Posted by TheLibraMudraI can actually see - and smell - your crap from the southern hemisphere.
Dear secret diary,
I hate when you have to take a crap and tons of people are in the bathroom in and out. It's the worst. Just leave already!
Dear diary.
Today I learned secret sucks. Who are they? Why do they pretend and hide behind secrets? Why can't they just be an honest decent person? Now that I think about it, why do I even care?? That's right I don't. Thanks diary for helping me see light yet again.
With lots of hate and the feeling of baby spiders in my heart
Soul
Today I learned secret sucks. Who are they? Why do they pretend and hide behind secrets? Why can't they just be an honest decent person? Now that I think about it, why do I even care?? That's right I don't. Thanks diary for helping me see light yet again.
With lots of hate and the feeling of baby spiders in my heart
Soul
A secret diary on DXP
Posted by TheLibraMudraPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowStop looking at my sh i t!!!Posted by TheLibraMudraI can actually see - and smell - your crap from the southern hemisphere.
Dear secret diary,
I hate when you have to take a crap and tons of people are in the bathroom in and out. It's the worst. Just leave already!click to expand
Dear Secret Diary,
I wonder when secret will tell us his real identity.
😉
Sincerely,
Cat Woman
Meow
I wonder when secret will tell us his real identity.
😉
Sincerely,
Cat Woman
Meow
Posted by TheLibraMudraOf course baby spiders! You can fit more of them.Posted by SoulBaby spiders in my heart LOL
Dear diary.
Today I learned secret sucks. Who are they? Why do they pretend and hide behind secrets? Why can't they just be an honest decent person? Now that I think about it, why do I even care?? That's right I don't. Thanks diary for helping me see light yet again.
With lots of hate and the feeling of baby spiders in my heart
Soulclick to expand
I'm just messing with secrets thread. They ignored my account long ago because I scare them lol.
No. 😛
Posted by nevesFixed. Hide your post now.Posted by SecretOh, i see... so dairy is kinda your thing (you being Secret). You want the peps of DXP to talk about their dairy... That's some weird fetish - but it's not my place to judge. After all, this is DXP. Whatever...
Post your dairy here whenever you want.
Only you will be able to see what you write on this thread. No one else will be able to see it.
The reason for this thread is because your diary will be always saved and always accessible by you anytime, anywhere.
You have to start your message with "Dear secret diary".
There's dozen of eggs in the fridge, some milk and there's still a bit of cheese left...
Did those gifs with cows getting milked - turned you on?! 😱
You sick dairy creep! 😱
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Posted by nikkistarYou posted your idea on my Sercret thread, everything posted there becomes my property. I now own your idea.
Dear Secret Diary,
@Secret took my idea and made it his own. I feel slighted.
Dear secret diary,
Sooooo glad it's Friday!
Sooooo glad it's Friday!
Dear diary last night 50 sailors took me home and banged me like a Salvation Army drum. #pregnant
Posted by SecretI do not agree to this!Posted by nikkistarYou posted your idea on my Sercret thread, everything posted there becomes my property. I now own your idea.
Dear Secret Diary,
@Secret took my idea and made it his own. I feel slighted.click to expand
secret is an ass
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an ass
Posted by nikkistarWhen you entered that thread you automatically agree to the terms.Posted by SecretI do not agree to this!Posted by nikkistarYou posted your idea on my Sercret thread, everything posted there becomes my property. I now own your idea.
Dear Secret Diary,
@Secret took my idea and made it his own. I feel slighted.click to expand
The terms are written in a small print at the bottom of the cover photo.
Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Posted by SecretI thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an assclick to expand
Posted by aquarius09Why did you hack this thread? How did you do it?Posted by SecretI thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an ass
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Posted by SecretPosted by aquarius09Why did you hack this thread? How did you do it?Posted by SecretI thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an ass
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Shameless deflection ?
Posted by aquarius09Please leave my thread. You are always trouble.Posted by SecretPosted by aquarius09Why did you hack this thread? How did you do it?Posted by SecretI thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an ass
Shameless deflection ?
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Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by nikkistarBởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by SecretPosted by aquarius09Please leave my thread. You are always trouble.Posted by SecretPosted by aquarius09Why did you hack this thread? How did you do it?Posted by SecretI thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an ass
Shameless deflection ?
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Posted by Secretwhy do you assume it's pejorative?Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an assclick to expand
Ass is sacred in some cultures
Posted by SecretVậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?Posted by nikkistarBởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by hydorahWhy are you using a technique involving the advocacy of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage me of the persuasion to do what actually is desired: the opposite of what is suggested?Posted by Secretwhy do you assume it's pejorative?Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an ass
Ass is sacred in some culturesclick to expand
Posted by SecretpreciselyPosted by hydorahWhy are you using a technique involving the advocacy of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage me of the persuasion to do what actually is desired: the opposite of what is suggested?Posted by Secretwhy do you assume it's pejorative?Posted by hydorahOh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
secret is an ass
Ass is sacred in some culturesclick to expand
Posted by nikkistarTôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.Posted by SecretVậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?Posted by nikkistarBởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by SecretBạn là đúng nhưng sai.Posted by nikkistarTôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.Posted by SecretVậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?Posted by nikkistarBởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by nikkistarKhông một thử nghiệm nào có thể chứng minh cho tôi đúng; Một thử nghiệm đơn lẻ có thể chứng minh tôi sai.Posted by SecretBạn là đúng nhưng sai.Posted by nikkistarTôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.Posted by SecretVậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?Posted by nikkistarBởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by SecretNgừng sử dụng logic với tôi.Posted by nikkistarKhông một thử nghiệm nào có thể chứng minh cho tôi đúng; Một thử nghiệm đơn lẻ có thể chứng minh tôi sai.Posted by SecretBạn là đúng nhưng sai.Posted by nikkistarTôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.Posted by SecretVậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?Posted by nikkistarBởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by nikkistar@KhôngPosted by SecretNgừng sử dụng logic với tôi.Posted by nikkistarKhông một thử nghiệm nào có thể chứng minh cho tôi đúng; Một thử nghiệm đơn lẻ có thể chứng minh tôi sai.Posted by SecretBạn là đúng nhưng sai.Posted by nikkistarTôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.Posted by SecretVậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?Posted by nikkistarBởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by SecretDon't you at me!Posted by nikkistar@KhôngPosted by SecretNgừng sử dụng logic với tôi.Posted by nikkistarKhông một thử nghiệm nào có thể chứng minh cho tôi đúng; Một thử nghiệm đơn lẻ có thể chứng minh tôi sai.Posted by SecretBạn là đúng nhưng sai.Posted by nikkistarTôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.Posted by SecretVậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?Posted by nikkistarBởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...Posted by SecretTại sao?Posted by nikkistarAre you Vietnamese?
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.click to expand
Posted by PiscoMake a vocaroo please.
Dear diary,
I woke up with no voice today, and it won't come back. It's pissing me off.
I also wore so much green today, that I'm worried I may be mistaken for an actual leprechaun.
Sincerely,
Luck of the Irish
Posted by PiscoCome on Pisco... just 10 seconds.Posted by SecretHaha. No way.Posted by PiscoMake a vocaroo please.
Dear diary,
I woke up with no voice today, and it won't come back. It's pissing me off.
I also wore so much green today, that I'm worried I may be mistaken for an actual leprechaun.
Sincerely,
Luck of the Irish
click to expand
Posted by PiscoPretend it's an emergency and you need to call me.Posted by SecretI'm not even sure the little voice I have left can sustain 10 seconds before completely disappearing.Posted by PiscoCome on Pisco... just 10 seconds.Posted by SecretHaha. No way.Posted by PiscoMake a vocaroo please.
Dear diary,
I woke up with no voice today, and it won't come back. It's pissing me off.
I also wore so much green today, that I'm worried I may be mistaken for an actual leprechaun.
Sincerely,
Luck of the Irish
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Posted by PiscoCan't you do morse code?Posted by SecretLOL. I would for surely die, in this case.Posted by PiscoPretend it's an emergency and you need to call me.Posted by SecretI'm not even sure the little voice I have left can sustain 10 seconds before completely disappearing.Posted by PiscoCome on Pisco... just 10 seconds.Posted by SecretHaha. No way.Posted by PiscoMake a vocaroo please.
Dear diary,
I woke up with no voice today, and it won't come back. It's pissing me off.
I also wore so much green today, that I'm worried I may be mistaken for an actual leprechaun.
Sincerely,
Luck of the Irish
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ถึงไดรี่,
วันนี้ฉัน pooped และมันทำให้ฉันมีความสุข ฉันสงสัยว่าคนอื่น pooped และมันทำให้พวกเขามีความสุข ฉันยังสงสัยว่าความลับคืออะไรหรือไม่ใช่ดันแคน ฉันยังสงสัยว่าฉันจะทำให้เขาเลิกความเจ้าชู้กับสาว ๆ ได้อย่างไร เขาเป็นคนทำลายหัวใจและฉันไม่มีความคิดที่จะช่วยเขา
Posted by nikkistarError
ถึงไดรี่,
วันนี้ฉัน pooped และมันทำให้ฉันมีความสุข ฉันสงสัยว่าคนอื่น pooped และมันทำให้พวกเขามีความสุข ฉันยังสงสัยว่าความลับคืออะไรหรือไม่ใช่ดันแคน ฉันยังสงสัยว่าฉันจะทำให้เขาเลิกความเจ้าชู้กับสาว ๆ ได้อย่างไร เขาเป็นคนทำลายหัวใจและฉันไม่มีความคิดที่จะช่วยเขา
Posted by Secret🙂Posted by nikkistar*Error*
ถึงไดรี่,
วันนี้ฉัน pooped และมันทำให้ฉันมีความสุข ฉันสงสัยว่าคนอื่น pooped และมันทำให้พวกเขามีความสุข ฉันยังสงสัยว่าความลับคืออะไรหรือไม่ใช่ดันแคน ฉันยังสงสัยว่าฉันจะทำให้เขาเลิกความเจ้าชู้กับสาว ๆ ได้อย่างไร เขาเป็นคนทำลายหัวใจและฉันไม่มีความคิดที่จะช่วยเขาclick to expand
Posted by LadyPootsAlotIt's hard to stay friends with CC. Alice tried 3 times, didn't work. She only trust @starwars.
Dear Diary,
Today I made friends with CC for about two minutes, but I tried too hard and she told me to get off her nuts.
Pooped.
Love,
Poots
Posted by nikkistarI'm not Duncan. Jesus how many times i have to say this?
Dear Secret Diary,
Today I pooped and it made me happy. I wonder if someone else pooped and it made them happy. I still wonder if Secret is or not Duncan. I still wonder how I can make him give up flirting with girls, he is a broken heart and I have no idea how to help him.
@Pisco
Dear Secret Diary,
Today i wonder who i will annoy next.
truly,
The annoying one.
Today i wonder who i will annoy next.
truly,
The annoying one.
Posted by SecretLOL. I just wanted you to try and figure out what I was saying.Posted by nikkistarI'm not Duncan. Jesus how many times i have to say this?
Dear Secret Diary,
Today I pooped and it made me happy. I wonder if someone else pooped and it made them happy. I still wonder is Secret is or not Duncan. I still wonder how I can make him give up flirting with girls, he is a broken heart and I have no idea to help him.
@Pisco
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How are you today, good sir? lol
Posted by nikkistarI'm ok and you?Posted by SecretLOL. I just wanted you to try and figure out what I was saying.Posted by nikkistarI'm not Duncan. Jesus how many times i have to say this?
Dear Secret Diary,
Today I pooped and it made me happy. I wonder if someone else pooped and it made them happy. I still wonder is Secret is or not Duncan. I still wonder how I can make him give up flirting with girls, he is a broken heart and I have no idea to help him.
@Pisco
How are you today, good sir? lolclick to expand
രഹസ്യം ഡങ്കൻ അല്ല, ഞാൻ അവന്റെ പേര് ഇത് തപ്പി. അവൻ ആരെയും പറയുന്നു ഒരിക്കലും. അവൻ നമ്മെ ഡയറി പറഞ്ഞുതരും കരുതുന്നുണ്ടോ?
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The reason for this thread is because your diary will always be saved and always accessible by you anytime, anywhere.
You have to start your message with "Dear Secret Diary".