Trade your moon today!

This topic was created in the Moon Signs forum by Cancan26 on Wednesday, July 11, 2018 and has 71 replies.
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Hey do you have a terrible moonLaughing of course you do all 12 of them are shitty …but would you like a less shitty moon?

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Tired of your robotic aqua moon keeping you from feeling all the things that make the rest of us human trade it today!

Tired of sobbing with your ooeey goooey cancer moon every time someone doesn’t bless you after you sneeze trade it today!

come on down to cancan’s …moon supply store and trade your moon today!!! …

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Im also looking to trade up (there’s no such thing cause all the moon signs are shitty) …

I have this lovely scorpio moon to trade …have you ever wanted the emotional vulnerability of a newborn kitty and that you had to protect and hide at all times

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… no duh who the fuck would want that BUT if you take it … benefits will be …

People thinking your mysterious for no reason

People thinking your really cool for no reason

People thinking your really mean for no reason

People trying to force their way into your life for no reason …

Tools you get for attempting to hide your quivering heart …

A biting sense of humor

Resting bitch face

Being able to see thru bullshit but somehow not being able to see thru bullshit

Not being super shallow but like a little bit still … so people think your deep for reason????

I am requesting a VIRGO MOON … slightly used…nothing damaged thanks smile

Not a virgo moon. But you can have my Gemini moon :-)

Its in the 8th though, so its only half a trade.
Posted by Cancan26

I am requesting a VIRGO MOON … slightly used…nothing damaged thanks smile

I think they come out the factory floor damaged already with no warranty or refunds.

Imo that's why pisces moons like them so much, because it's a fixer upper project.
Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by Cancan26

I am requesting a VIRGO MOON … slightly used…nothing damaged thanks smile

I think they come out the factory floor damaged already with no warranty or refunds.

Imo that's why pisces moons like them so much, because it's a fixer upper project.
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oh my god ...I laughed at this ..wwwwwhhhhyyyy harder than I should have ...
Oh and a Gemini moon has NO off switch.

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Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies

Not a virgo moon. But you can have my Gemini moon :-)

Its in the 8th though, so its only half a trade.
ok ok ok...I might be able to work with this!

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im thinking about it ... Big Grin Big Grin
Posted by TheRabbit

Will you accept a plate of chicken nachos for your moon?
LaughingLaughingLaughing ...

we have the same moon ... lol yours might be better than depending on the house ... so I think about it if no virgo moon comes along...Ill take it!

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Posted by MademoiselleFisk

I'll trade my Scorpio moon for a pack of smokes and a spicy chicken sandwich.
lmao she said

pack of smokes and a spicy chicken sandwich

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Posted by Cancan26

I am requesting a VIRGO MOON … slightly used…nothing damaged thanks smile


you can have this cap moon, a lot of people say is like the virgo moon but less detail/service oriented smile also is Hitler's moon too so more scary than scorpio moon.

the worse of both worlds.
Posted by MiZLeo

Posted by Cancan26

Hey do you have a terrible moonLaughing of course you do all 12 of them are shitty …but would you like a less shitty moon?

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Tired of your robotic aqua moon keeping you from feeling all the things that make the rest of us human trade it today!

Tired of sobbing with your ooeey goooey cancer moon every time someone doesn’t bless you after you sneeze trade it today!

come on down to cancan’s …moon supply store and trade your moon today!!! …

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Im also looking to trade up (there’s no such thing cause all the moon signs are shitty) …

I have this lovely scorpio moon to trade …have you ever wanted the emotional vulnerability of a newborn kitty and that you had to protect and hide at all times

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… no duh who the fuck would want that BUT if you take it … benefits will be …

People thinking your mysterious for no reason

People thinking your really cool for no reason

People thinking your really mean for no reason

People trying to force their way into your life for no reason …

Tools you get for attempting to hide your quivering heart …

A biting sense of humor

Resting bitch face

Being able to see thru bullshit but somehow not being able to see thru bullshit

Not being super shallow but like a little bit still … so people think your deep for reason????

I am requesting a VIRGO MOON … slightly used…nothing damaged thanks smile

Laughingomg this had me laughing so hard I almost fell off the toilet while reading it!
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lmaoLaughing
Baby moon is best moon. Just ask @tiziani

I wouldn't trade my baby moon ever.
.-. What's good about virgo moons?
Posted by Cancan26

Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies

Not a virgo moon. But you can have my Gemini moon :-)

Its in the 8th though, so its only half a trade.
ok ok ok...I might be able to work with this!

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im thinking about it ... Big Grin Big Grin
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Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Dude, you're in luck because I have a Virgo moon for trade. I don't even care what for or if it's for a Scorpio moon. I'm just done with having a Virgo moon lol. Maybe I'll try flipping this Scorpio moon for something else down the line. What has a higher market value, Virgo moon or Scorpio moon? 🤔
look at GOD .....

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you know I started this thread ...with just a hope and dream ...and here we are 3 pages later I got A VIRGO moon

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not sure which has the higher value we will have to figure it out at the lawyers office

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Dude, you're in luck because I have a Virgo moon for trade. I don't even care what for or if it's for a Scorpio moon. I'm just done with having a Virgo moon lol. Maybe I'll try flipping this Scorpio moon for something else down the line. What has a higher market value, Virgo moon or Scorpio moon? 🤔
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Posted by Echo

.-. What's good about virgo moons?
Im not sure ...I just like the idea of being more logical smile I think
And don't you go trading that moon of yours. You know I love those moons.
Posted by Cancan26

Hey do you have a terrible moonLaughing of course you do all 12 of them are shitty …but would you like a less shitty moon?

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Tired of your robotic aqua moon keeping you from feeling all the things that make the rest of us human trade it today!

Tired of sobbing with your ooeey goooey cancer moon every time someone doesn’t bless you after you sneeze trade it today!

come on down to cancan’s …moon supply store and trade your moon today!!! …

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Im also looking to trade up (there’s no such thing cause all the moon signs are shitty) …

I have this lovely scorpio moon to trade …have you ever wanted the emotional vulnerability of a newborn kitty and that you had to protect and hide at all times

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… no duh who the fuck would want that BUT if you take it … benefits will be …

People thinking your mysterious for no reason

People thinking your really cool for no reason

People thinking your really mean for no reason

People trying to force their way into your life for no reason …

Tools you get for attempting to hide your quivering heart …

A biting sense of humor

Resting bitch face

Being able to see thru bullshit but somehow not being able to see thru bullshit

Not being super shallow but like a little bit still … so people think your deep for reason????

I am requesting a VIRGO MOON … slightly used…nothing damaged thanks smile

You know me so well and I would love to join the rest of mankind with feelings 😆 happy to trade the stable but eccentric Aqua Moon in the 2nd House.

How about a Sag moon? Need some fiery elements to melt the rest of my chart
Posted by Cancan26

Posted by Echo

.-. What's good about virgo moons?
Im not sure ...I just like the idea of being more logical smile I think
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Logic is overrated, would love to be more erratic haha don’t trade your moon
Gemini moon in the 12th up for grabs!!

It's awesome!!!!!!!



Said no one ever. 😐

But I'll take a fiery moon placement in an earth house Chuck for 100!! Or just send me a cute Scorp with a balanced moon 🙄
Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Posted by Cancan26

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Dude, you're in luck because I have a Virgo moon for trade. I don't even care what for or if it's for a Scorpio moon. I'm just done with having a Virgo moon lol. Maybe I'll try flipping this Scorpio moon for something else down the line. What has a higher market value, Virgo moon or Scorpio moon? 🤔
look at GOD .....

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you know I started this thread ...with just a hope and dream ...and here we are 3 pages later I got A VIRGO moon

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not sure which has the higher value we will have to figure it out at the lawyers office

It was my pleasure. Have fun analyzing and stressing about everything now muahaha

What's it feel like to have a Scorpio moon though, are your emotions super intense and stuff
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um wait what ...um ...analyzing and stressing about everything ....

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*backs away slowly* ...

maybe we should both find a saggie moon....or aqua
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an aries moon! ..thats what I need a nice aries moon

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whose got an aries moon they will trade!
Posted by tiziani

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Baby moon is best moon. Just ask @tiziani

I wouldn't trade my baby moon ever.
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Don't lie, you love baby moon. lol
Who's gonna take the goods even the owner doesn't want??? What bad bzns is that?
Posted by Impulsv

Would you like a moon that can’t let go

A moon that finds the comfort of a loving man in food

Do you want to be satisfied n Independent by as simple as watching Netflix

Do you want to feel happy just by curling up by your couch with candles of ur fav I sent

You don’t need much but the comfort of the home 🏡 u made

Oh did I say do you still want to have fond memory of your ex can’t. let go

Yeah Taurus moon up for offer.

*looking over taurus moon pamphlets*

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this is nice ...like a scorpio moon only not a psychopath...so um ...what do you want for it?
Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Who's gonna take the goods even the owner doesn't want??? What bad bzns is that?
see the jokes is ...all the moons are shitty...its just is this moon less shitty TO YOU ... kind of a one man's trash is another man treasure kind of deal ...

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Posted by iridium

I'd like a moon with good coping skills
What do you offer?


a flair for the dramatic (libra moon, the apple of discord)
I like Libra moons but I already have libra covered via a Libra rising.

Which house is it in? I'm looking for a cynic moon.


2nd you're in luck, I'm extremely cynical
Hm, this might work.

I can offer you a 3rd house Sag moon if you can handle the seeing-always-the-positivity and it's extreme idealism.


it's a deal

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Fantastic!

Finally I can be the snake of sin I always was meant to be while you can take over the world with all that charisma.

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lmao this made me laugh omg gawd

LaughingLaughingLaughing
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I'll take a sag moon
I have a Sag moon but I don’t think you want mine
Not yours! I want a fresh just out of the womb with a time machine sag moon so i can have my own sins with it.

Haha
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this was funny dammitLaughing

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Posted by Impulsv

Who would pass up an exhalted moon.

This sounds like used car dealers speak. Big Grin
I'll trade my Gemini moon for a Sag or Aries moon please.
Posted by MademoiselleFisk

I'll trade my Scorpio moon for a pack of smokes and a spicy chicken sandwich.
No smokes! 👎 You get two spicy chicken sandwiches instead.👌
I would like to trade my progressed moon... It's in the freaking drama queen sign. 🙄

LE. I changed my mind... i don't need anything in return. This is a Donation! Please, just take it away from me! Please.😖
Posted by ValleysofNeptune

I'm in the market for an air moon, especially a Gemini moon, since my deal with Cancan fell through. I don't have any personal planets in air signs and I don't have any planets at all in Gemini or the 3rd house, the only sign/house combo that doesn't have any planets

I was totally kidding about Virgo moons being analytical and stressful earlier btw, trust me heheheh
LaughingLaughingLaughing...

"I'm in the market for an air moon, especially a Gemini moon, since my deal with Cancan fell through."

This was so freaking funny lmao
Posted by -sierra-

errbody taking a sag moon
Apparently that's the best moonLaughing
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies

Not a virgo moon. But you can have my Gemini moon :-)

Its in the 8th though, so its only half a trade.
I'll trade my moon for your gem moon. I need something to balance out my 11th house placements plus I need something to conjunct my rising.
Posted by Cancan26

Tired of your robotic aqua moon keeping you from feeling all the things that make the rest of us human trade it today!

Hey! Aqua moons feel emotions 😂😞
Posted by six4six

Posted by Cancan26

Tired of your robotic aqua moon keeping you from feeling all the things that make the rest of us human trade it today!

Hey! Aqua moons feel emotions 😂😞
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I know pooLaughing i was just being a jokey weirdosLaughing per my odd ball scorpio moon
Someone give me their aqua or cap moon pls.
Posted by ellesbelles

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an aries moon! ..thats what I need a nice aries moon

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whose got an aries moon they will trade!
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For a while I wanted an Aries moon. But over the last couple of years I decided I'd rather have an air moon.
Posted by haunt

Someone give me their aqua or cap moon pls.
I’d give you mine but it’s one of my favorite things about me..what do you have to trade 🤔
Posted by six4six

Posted by haunt

Someone give me their aqua or cap moon pls.
I’d give you mine but it’s one of my favorite things about me..what do you have to trade 🤔
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Leo moon. 🤓
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Posted by haunt

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Posted by haunt

Someone give me their aqua or cap moon pls.


I’d give you mine but it’s one of my favorite things about me..what do you have to trade 🤔
Leo moon. 🤓

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Opposites! Half and half? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Posted by haunt

Someone give me their aqua or cap moon pls.


I’d give you mine but it’s one of my favorite things about me..what do you have to trade 🤔
Leo moon. 🤓

Opposites! Half and half? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ouu aqua moon? Well, I’m smitten now. 👀
Posted by Ram416

Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies

Not a virgo moon. But you can have my Gemini moon :-)

Its in the 8th though, so its only half a trade.
I'll trade my moon for your gem moon. I need something to balance out my 11th house placements plus I need something to conjunct my rising.
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What moon you got though? No to an earth moon. And if its a leo moon... Fuck off LOL. (kidding) But its still a NO to leo moon
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Posted by haunt

Someone give me their aqua or cap moon pls.


I’d give you mine but it’s one of my favorite things about me..what do you have to trade 🤔
Leo moon. 🤓

Opposites! Half and half? 🤷🏻‍♀️
Ouu aqua moon? Well, I’m smitten now. 👀
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Half and half it is! It’s already my north/south noses. I’m a fan of the energies
Posted by xoxflute

Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies

Posted by Ram416

Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies

Not a virgo moon. But you can have my Gemini moon :-)

Its in the 8th though, so its only half a trade.


I'll trade my moon for your gem moon. I need something to balance out my 11th house placements plus I need something to conjunct my rising.
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What moon you got though? No to an earth moon. And if its a leo moon... Fuck off LOL. (kidding) But its still a NO to leo moon
Crying

PS - She has a Scorp Moon Winking
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Ah same as CanCan :-) Scorp moon will do Big Grin
Posted by Cancan26

Posted by TheRabbit

Will you accept a plate of chicken nachos for your moon?
LaughingLaughingLaughing ...

we have the same moon ... lol yours might be better than depending on the house ... so I think about it if no virgo moon comes along...Ill take it!

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I dont understand virgo moon.

Why do you like it?
Posted by Berzerker

Sorry but my sag moon in the 11th house is my treasure
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Posted by Cancan26

Posted by TheRabbit

Will you accept a plate of chicken nachos for your moon?
LaughingLaughingLaughing ...

we have the same moon ... lol yours might be better than depending on the house ... so I think about it if no virgo moon comes along...Ill take it!

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I dont understand virgo moon.

Why do you like it?
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I like the idea of being able to think logically and not do things out of emotion I guess ...the ability to think clearly when upset would be a godsend
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies

Posted by Berzerker

Sorry but my sag moon in the 11th house is my treasure
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LaughingLaughingLaughing after this thread I'm starting to think these gemini moons are treasure too ...you are guys hilarious
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