Dumbest lines in rap music (Uncennsored) warning!

This topic was created in the Music forum by Carlikins on Friday, December 6, 2013 and has 33 replies.
So I love Rap/Hip Hop, but sometimes when I listen to some of these songs I Have to pause and laugh cus the shit doesn't even make sense or it's just down right wrooong!!
Such as :Work Asap Ferg "Bitches throwing pussy/back n forth/they on my dick" WTF?! How the hell do you throw pussy? lmao (yes I know it is all metaphorically speaking, some chicks do throw it around pretty loosely =P but still -_-)
OR: U.N.E.N.O Rocko "Put Molly all in her champagne/She ain't even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that/She ain't even know it." ...Rick ross said that one, he is lookin for a case (cringe every time...WHY?)
makes you feel like if your gunna listen to it you might as well have selective hearing...I just love the beats n the bass (mostly the bass) the lyric's most of the times until they say something stupid then I have to shake my head in shame lolLaughing welcome to 21st century, where ignorance thrives... ~shrugs~ ignorance is bliss
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"All my bitches nasty like a cold dinner" - Lil Wayne, Megaman
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I gotta a whole lotta money, bitches count it for me
bottle keep bla bla bad hoes and jock itch

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Part of the art form is about going ignorant sometimes because it's a comedic display of how many fucks the artist does not give and the dumb shit they can get away with.
Yet...
She got a big booty so I call her big booty. - 2chainz
sometimes it goes a bit far for most people's taste...
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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
Part of the art form is about going ignorant sometimes because it's a comedic display of how many fucks the artist does not give and the dumb shit they can get away with.
Yet...
She got a big booty so I call her big booty. - 2chainz
sometimes it goes a bit far for most people's taste...

I love 2 chainz so I can't talk but it isn't an artist if they're reading really shitty lyrics with a bumpin beat for money and no fucks
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???Hello world, I??m with a yellow girl, number two pencil.??
Lil Wayne...I don't get him. Granted, I like about 3 of his songs but his "puns" are sooooo bad lol. He raps in the same formulaic gibberish, seems like a cop out.
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???Hello world, I??m with a yellow girl, number two pencil.??
Lil Wayne...I don't get him. Granted, I like about 3 of his songs but his "puns" are sooooo bad lol. He raps in the same formulaic gibberish, seems like a cop out.


I'm sorry I'm so done with "Tunchi" lol every damn song or feature is pussy this pussy that pop a pill and I'm the pussy monster.
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I use to hate this song when it first came out cus it's too damn repetitive but now I love itLaughing claimed it as my theme song
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I'm surprised Diddy hasn't hit the list yet! (love him but seriously...not the best MC, he just has dough for daysss)
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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
Part of the art form is about going ignorant sometimes because it's a comedic display of how many fucks the artist does not give and the dumb shit they can get away with.
Yet...
She got a big booty so I call her big booty. - 2chainz
sometimes it goes a bit far for most people's taste...

I love 2 chainz so I can't talk but it isn't an artist if they're reading really shitty lyrics with a bumpin beat for money and no fucks
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Hey. You said you like him so he must be doin' something right. :p
But this does raise the age old, there are "rappers" and there are "artists".
The difference being that if you take yourself seriously, you are the latter.
2chainz knows he's a gimmick and has admitted it openly but that's the major reason his fans like him.
He's not shooting for a grammy, he just wants to while out like his fan base does and that's fine imo.
As for Lil Wayne, that is why he fell off imo when Drake came up.
His formula is ALL word play. Just one right after the other and its cool in a way that his mind works like that but it's too redundant for him to stay relevant. Again, he's Wayne, so he'll always be there but I don't think he's totally shocked anyone lately.
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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
Part of the art form is about going ignorant sometimes because it's a comedic display of how many fucks the artist does not give and the dumb shit they can get away with.
Yet...
She got a big booty so I call her big booty. - 2chainz
sometimes it goes a bit far for most people's taste...

I love 2 chainz so I can't talk but it isn't an artist if they're reading really shitty lyrics with a bumpin beat for money and no fucks


Hey. You said you like him so he must be doin' something right. :p
But this does raise the age old, there are "rappers" and there are "artists".
The difference being that if you take yourself seriously, you are the latter.
2chainz knows he's a gimmick and has admitted it openly but that's the major reason his fans like him.
He's not shooting for a grammy, he just wants to while out like his fan base does and that's fine imo.
As for Lil Wayne, that is why he fell off imo when Drake came up.
His formula is ALL word play. Just one right after the other and its cool in a way that his mind works like that but it's too redundant for him to stay relevant. Again, he's Wayne, so he'll always be there but I don't think he's totally shocked anyone lately.
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Haha ughh he issss, he's one of my guilty pleasures. But ya exactly, he owns up to it and he has fun. Personally, Lil Wayne was never all that as a rapper. But like you said he's too redundant to stay relevant and he's a cocky mofo so it's like double the annoyance. If you are going to be full of yourself make sure you can back it up, like my husband, Drake lol jk.
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Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt- lil wayne... -_-
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Posted by Carlikins
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt- lil wayne... -_-


Oh, come now. That's priceless. :]
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Posted by FireyKitty
Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
Posted by FireyKitty
Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
Part of the art form is about going ignorant sometimes because it's a comedic display of how many fucks the artist does not give and the dumb shit they can get away with.
Yet...
She got a big booty so I call her big booty. - 2chainz
sometimes it goes a bit far for most people's taste...

I love 2 chainz so I can't talk but it isn't an artist if they're reading really shitty lyrics with a bumpin beat for money and no fucks


Hey. You said you like him so he must be doin' something right. :p
But this does raise the age old, there are "rappers" and there are "artists".
The difference being that if you take yourself seriously, you are the latter.
2chainz knows he's a gimmick and has admitted it openly but that's the major reason his fans like him.
He's not shooting for a grammy, he just wants to while out like his fan base does and that's fine imo.
As for Lil Wayne, that is why he fell off imo when Drake came up.
His formula is ALL word play. Just one right after the other and its cool in a way that his mind works like that but it's too redundant for him to stay relevant. Again, he's Wayne, so he'll always be there but I don't think he's totally shocked anyone lately.


Haha ughh he issss, he's one of my guilty pleasures. But ya exactly, he owns up to it and he has fun. Personally, Lil Wayne was never all that as a rapper. But like you said he's too redundant to stay relevant and he's a cocky mofo so it's like double the annoyance. If you are going to be full of yourself make sure you can back it up, like my husband, Drake lol jk.

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Hhaha! As opposed to the uncocky rappers? Rap is the game of bragadocia!
Ohhh, we got a big Drizzy fan up in here. ;]
And nothing was the same... lol
I still haven't listened to all of that. Shame on me. haha.
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Posted by Carlikins
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt- lil wayne... -_-


Oh, come now. That's priceless. :]
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lol it's clever I guessLaughing or just gross... loose Vagina shm can't get around it nope.
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LMMFAO I love this man, but I can't take him seriouslyLaughing... It's D.I.D.D.Y hol up! ~diddy bopping~
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Posted by Carlikins
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Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt- lil wayne... -_-


Oh, come now. That's priceless. :]


lol it's clever I guessLaughing or just gross... loose Vagina shm can't get around it nope.
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lol i think he is referring to the "wetness" not the flappyness. hahah.


"Only fat n**** in a sauna with Jews!" -Rick Ross
Lol it's a silly line but actually one of my favorites.
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Ok I'm sorry had to share this one y'all... Busta is UNTOUCHABLE, I just like the videoLaughing
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Posted by Carlikins
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt- lil wayne... -_-

I completely agree with you hahah he's so ridiculous.
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Posted by FireyKitty
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Posted by FireyKitty
Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
Part of the art form is about going ignorant sometimes because it's a comedic display of how many fucks the artist does not give and the dumb shit they can get away with.
Yet...
She got a big booty so I call her big booty. - 2chainz
sometimes it goes a bit far for most people's taste...

I love 2 chainz so I can't talk but it isn't an artist if they're reading really shitty lyrics with a bumpin beat for money and no fucks


Hey. You said you like him so he must be doin' something right. :p
But this does raise the age old, there are "rappers" and there are "artists".
The difference being that if you take yourself seriously, you are the latter.
2chainz knows he's a gimmick and has admitted it openly but that's the major reason his fans like him.
He's not shooting for a grammy, he just wants to while out like his fan base does and that's fine imo.
As for Lil Wayne, that is why he fell off imo when Drake came up.
His formula is ALL word play. Just one right after the other and its cool in a way that his mind works like that but it's too redundant for him to stay relevant. Again, he's Wayne, so he'll always be there but I don't think he's totally shocked anyone lately.


Haha ughh he issss, he's one of my guilty pleasures. But ya exactly, he owns up to it and he has fun. Personally, Lil Wayne was never all that as a rapper. But like you said he's too redundant to stay relevant and he's a cocky mofo so it's like double the annoyance. If you are going to be full of yourself make sure you can back it up, like my husband, Drake lol jk.



Hhaha! As opposed to the uncocky rappers? Rap is the game of bragadocia!
Ohhh, we got a big Drizzy fan up in here. ;]
And nothing was the same... lol
I still haven't listened to all of that. Shame on me. haha.
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Ehhhh, I'm from the Bay Area so I like my rap to tell a story/be poetic. If it isn't telling a story then it should be clever or make me dance lol.
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@ARoarLikeThunder I like this song a lot
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"My bitch is a great dame, my dog is a Great Dane" - The Diplomats
rick ross...rick ross' entire musical catalog, is lyrically-deficient. sorry, no room for exception.
"one of these buyers got eyes like a Korean
It's difficult to read him, the windows to his soul are half closed/I put the key in/Pulled off slow, hopin my people flee-in/Chink tried to knock the only link that tied me in" - Jay-Z, 'Regrets'.
Clever rhyme scheme, significant track from Reasonable Doubt, which is one of my personal top 5 my favorite hip-hop albums of all time. J is wrong for this nevertheless. Rude as hell.
"you ain't from Russia, so b1.tch, why you rushin'?" - Nelly. Why though.
Anything by Insane Clown Posse. For those unfamiliar with ICP, I envy you. Trailer-park clown rap disaster.
When awful lyrics happen to top-notch rappers: "To all the ladies in the place with style and grace/allow me to lace/these lyrical douches(dushizz)in your bushes" -- Biggie Smalls. It takes one of a kind to fuse 'bushes' and 'douches' into rhyming sequence. Never let 'em convince you that 2Pac was superior to Biggie. Opposite is true.




Lmao "you ain't't from Russia so bitch, why you rushin?" Nelly is killin em with that word playLaughing haha
I haven't heard of ICP so lucky me? I might now tho cus I'm a curious cat.
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@ARoarLikeThunder I like this song a lot


Jhene Aiko (I'm on this chick's proverbial d!@ $ way too much, can't help but love her.) made this track what is... This track, 305 in my city, language, top 3 on the album for me.
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Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt- lil wayne... -_-


Oh, come now. That's priceless. :]


lol it's clever I guessLaughing or just gross... loose Vagina shm can't get around it nope.


lol i think he is referring to the "wetness" not the flappyness. hahah.


"Only fat n**** in a sauna with Jews!" -Rick Ross
Lol it's a silly line but actually one of my favorites.
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Hmm never thought of that... But stillLaughing
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@FireyKitty
Hah, well, it doesn't matter where you come from. You can like whatever music you want and if they don't like, fuck em. It's your stereo.
It's all what you want to get out of it.
For me personally, Drake is on the depressing side too often for me to take. I value poeticism but I don't wanna listen to someone vent their personal problems.
Don't get me wrong, I was feeling Marvin's Room like everybody else when that came out but..
I like rap for the hype vibe.
I listened to that song and that's one of the ones I hadn't heard yet. It's just too downer for me.
Headlines, Over, We'll Be Fine, ect.. I like those more cause they're more upbeat.
atm, I kinda just want to find music with more of a specific vibe, regardless of genre.
**warning: veering way off topic alert**
There's so much meaningless music out there being made just to be made...
And people just like to go with the flow cause it's popular in a specific scene.
And yes, i'm referring to the underground as well.
It's no surprise that in the Age of Aquarius all these hipster kids pop up because it's really reflective of the Aquarian mindset as far as exulting trendiness to the highest value.
Ya'll have no personal identity. there. I said it.
True identity means doing what you want regardless of the shit you get for it.
And it is the HUGEST hoax ever because they preach being indie and original.
You're neither! Because now the underground music/the blog music is as mainstream as the mainstream.
When you try to be "different" or "counter culture" more than you try to be yourself, this is what happens.
On one hand, it bothers me. On the other, I know kids trying to be different and all ending up the same has always been the case through out history but..
I'm done venting.
lol if i was Drake I would just do this to a beat, through in some of my bad bitches drama, and call it a day ;p

*sigh*
..I need to take a break from dxp...






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I get you, it isn't specific to rap it's all pop culture. But believeeee me I love over, headlines and all of those. Those are actually in my top songs for him. I'm all for upbeat rap really, I guess how "good a song is" is relevant.
I just can't understand the Lil Wayne phenomena is what I was getting at I guess.
Lol ya I'm not a fan of the trying to be different but in the process becoming like everyone else. It all just goes in one big circle.
2013 - Year of the hipster
@carlikins Omg yes. Her voice is what got me. I heard it and loved it immediately, 305 is good also and Pound Cake.
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I Only claim to be eclectic = D I'm willing to listen to anything if it cause a twinge in my heart, stir some good feelings, or if it fits the mood I'm in. there are some songs/artist I just can't do (what does the fox say... -_- no!) music has to speak to you in someway shape or form. For some it's just some of the crap that comes out and for some rap/hip hop is crap. All I know is I love music = )

@A Roar like thunder... maybe you need a napLaughing

@FireyKitty... you already know! lol waiting on the next album Souled Out.
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One bar I heard recently was this one:
"Got a big ass tank, call it Tonka toy
Nah you don't want no drama boy, I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond Joy." -____-
Que feat. Migos- Young Nigga
There's a bunch of vine videos reacting to it, too.
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I seen that you guys mentioned Drake and Jhene Aiko earlier (two artists that whose music I love); do you guys like Childish Gambino, too? I mean as far as wordplay, delivery and flow go? He has a new album that leaked called 'Because The Internet'. It's pretty good. smile
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I seen that you guys mentioned Drake and Jhene Aiko earlier (two artists that whose music I love); do you guys like Childish Gambino, too? I mean as far as wordplay, delivery and flow go? He has a new album that leaked called 'Because The Internet'. It's pretty good. smile
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hmm I love the track BED PEACE but not feelin Childish Gambino's verse... I'm willing to listen, but if it's anything like his verse in BED PEACE then nos... lol a album called "because the internet" and it leaked alreadyLaughing the irony is killing me.
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One bar I heard recently was this one:
"Got a big ass tank, call it Tonka toy
Nah you don't want no drama boy, I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond Joy." -____-
Que feat. Migos- Young Nigga
There's a bunch of vine videos reacting to it, too.


~smacks forehead~ WHHYY!? lol "I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond JOY" ROLF -_- seriously...
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Posted by Fenyx215
I seen that you guys mentioned Drake and Jhene Aiko earlier (two artists that whose music I love); do you guys like Childish Gambino, too? I mean as far as wordplay, delivery and flow go? He has a new album that leaked called 'Because The Internet'. It's pretty good. smile

hmm I love the track BED PEACE but not feelin Childish Gambino's verse... I'm willing to listen, but if it's anything like his verse in BED PEACE then nos... lol a album called "because the internet" and it leaked alreadyLaughing the irony is killing me.


I feel you. I've heard better verses from that. I like the fact that he named the album that cause he knew what was gonna occur already. He still did pretty well on sales when it actually dropped.
I just realized the video was taken down. -___- Here's something different.
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Posted by Fenyx215
I seen that you guys mentioned Drake and Jhene Aiko earlier (two artists that whose music I love); do you guys like Childish Gambino, too? I mean as far as wordplay, delivery and flow go? He has a new album that leaked called 'Because The Internet'. It's pretty good. smile

hmm I love the track BED PEACE but not feelin Childish Gambino's verse... I'm willing to listen, but if it's anything like his verse in BED PEACE then nos... lol a album called "because the internet" and it leaked alreadyLaughing the irony is killing me.


I feel you. I've heard better verses from that. I like the fact that he named the album that cause he knew what was gonna occur already. He still did pretty well on sales when it actually dropped.
I just realized the video was taken down. -___- Here's something different.
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Who is the featuring artist? LOL at her Booohooty, ok I won't write him off completelyLaughing
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^^^^The one singing the hook is a singer from Toronto named Kai.
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