Which pet would go best with each sign?

This topic was created in the Pets forum by ~mystic_fish on Thursday, April 5, 2007 and has 2 replies.
Aries: Anything, as long as it's got LOTS of energy!
Taurus: A turtle: it_s slow-moving, doesn_t need a lot of attention, and won_t compete with its owner for food.
Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--
Cancer: Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.
Leo: A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn_t compete with its owner_s place in the sun.
Virgo: Let_s see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $ 3.86, including tax--
Libra: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won_t require as much time and attention. Oh, I don_t know. What would you do? Are you sure?
Scorpio: A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What_s not to like?
Sagittarius: A horse, of course! Let_s hope it_s got enough stamina to keep up with me.
Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius: A hamster. First, I_ve got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don_t make anything like that? That_s okay, I_m sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end; they_re easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them that is...
cappies... a snake smile
hang em around our necks and they double as a personal masseuse to release that tension we tend to carry there.

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