crazy....
This topic was created in the Pisces forum by mikeandhisdreams on Monday, October 31, 2005 and has 4 replies.
Lexington, MA (DE) ? An investigation is under way to figure out why a grieving and very alive husband was cremated instead of his dead wife.
?We?re not sure what happened. That?s why were doing the damn investigation,? an angry Tony O?Rourk, police detective, told us. ?We?ll let you know when we know, so get out of my way!?
Piecing together bits of information from other sources, the Duncan Expos? has learned this much. Apparently a new worker at the funeral home is the primary target of the investigation. It is believed that he mistakenly took the old man who fell asleep during the wake, when he had trouble finding the dead woman.
Drowning out the screams of the man were the headphones that the worker had on. One source also claims that the police is looking into whether or not the Backstreet Boys have hidden messages in their songs telling listeners to cremate old men.
?I?m sure this happens more often than gets reported. I can?t count how many times I was ready to burn a body and then checked one last time and found out that I had the wrong person. You gotta double check everytime!? Thomas Greenville, retired funeral home worker, told us. He was not involved with this case.
The family is planning to sue the funeral home. They also gave us this warning, ?Don?t fall asleep at a funeral home, you might never wake up.?
?We?re not sure what happened. That?s why were doing the damn investigation,? an angry Tony O?Rourk, police detective, told us. ?We?ll let you know when we know, so get out of my way!?
Piecing together bits of information from other sources, the Duncan Expos? has learned this much. Apparently a new worker at the funeral home is the primary target of the investigation. It is believed that he mistakenly took the old man who fell asleep during the wake, when he had trouble finding the dead woman.
Drowning out the screams of the man were the headphones that the worker had on. One source also claims that the police is looking into whether or not the Backstreet Boys have hidden messages in their songs telling listeners to cremate old men.
?I?m sure this happens more often than gets reported. I can?t count how many times I was ready to burn a body and then checked one last time and found out that I had the wrong person. You gotta double check everytime!? Thomas Greenville, retired funeral home worker, told us. He was not involved with this case.
The family is planning to sue the funeral home. They also gave us this warning, ?Don?t fall asleep at a funeral home, you might never wake up.?
and to think that some people are just "dying" to get into those Funeral Homes! 
Lexington, MA (DE) ? "An investigation is under way to figure out why a grieving and very alive husband was cremated instead of his dead wife."
This does not make much sense to me....how is it possible that a cremated man is grieving and very alive? Who initiated this investigation? Ah, don't tell me, the dead wife!
This does not make much sense to me....how is it possible that a cremated man is grieving and very alive? Who initiated this investigation? Ah, don't tell me, the dead wife!
God send an email about solicitated soul decomission.
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