Funny question

This topic was created in the Pisces forum by haffo on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 and has 4 replies.
Have you ever tried to chart your house or apartment like chess table with a Virgo and make it like coordinate system? Whenever you tell something to do or move, you just give those coordinates them rather than define the place.
"Take the stool from A4,B4 and place near table at F8,G7".
"Your room is between C1,D4 - G6,D4"
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The rest is mine!
""get up off your lazy arse at B5,C6 and suck what I have at D6,E7"."
Aha, that's a good one.
Or,
"Bow down at D4,C3 and curve your ass to left and right continuously under 15 degree angle".