The Pisces Male
Here is a man who wants to be loved, protected, and cared for. Eternally feminine and devastatingly appealing, he's the hope of spring, the romance of summer, and the beauty of fall. He may not make it all the way until winter, however, because he doesn't bear up under the strain of reality very well. He can and will endure many hardships, heartbreaks, and crises, but they'll take their toll. He believes in ideals and dreams, and dreams can and do shatter in the face of reality. He'll stand by you when you lose your job or your car, but not when you lose your self-respect. The enormity of his faith in you is what you find so enduring in the beginning and so crushing in the end. Who can live up to men on the silver screen, men who don't get sick, who fill the house with flowers, and who bring boxes from Tiffany? He's short on practicality, so if you don't mind providing him shelter from the harsher realities of life and you can supply a nearly endless source of affection and attention, you can get a man not altered by today's standards. He is eternal, not trendy. He is ethereal and volatile. He can rise above and sink to the depths, fascinating you all the while. His attraction lies in his vagueness. Lovers reach out wanting to capture the elusive. Count the seasons and secure him in winter.
Esoteric subjects, healing crystals, and tarot cards may sound like psychobabble to your average man, but to Pisces Rising this can sound like a possible way to get in touch with his feelings. His efforts to get in touch with himself often lead to acquaintances with mystics, psychics, and modern-day therapists. He feels with such intensity that he needs people in his life who share the quest for more than the material or mundane. While he is a delightful companion, he can be enigmatic and dual. The slippery fish swimming in two directions is his sign ruler for a reason. Pleasant, caring, and sensitive, he is popular with nearly everyone - popular, but not necessarily a part of the crowd. After all, he would really rather be experiencing something life-altering than cheering with the guys over Monday Night Football. His mind is always searching for something more; oftentimes his body is, too. Elusive women (or men) haunt him sexually. Something within his depths keeps him from open pursuit when his feelings are involved. The object of his affections, at a loss to understand his behavior after two emotion-packed days together, does not hear from him and assumes he is no longer interested. He, playing the waiting game, assumes the same and finds himself in another broken relationship. Must he punish himself? Yes. What he wants most is be swept off his feet in romance, astral travel, or far-fetched dreams. The woman (or man) who captures him is bold enough to create seismographic excitement and understand his moods. This man needs to find companions who offer stability while encouraging emotional growth and responsibility, companions who are highly evolved, yet fascinating and energetic. He bores easily, and his attention span is very short. But he offers a rare gift of insight, sensitivity, and gentleness that is nearly irrestible. Also, there is a magic about him, and an ability to make dreams come true that leaves the most daring of women (or men) slightly breathless.
At times, he very well may come off as boring, uninterested, or even rudely withdrawn. In fact, this may become more than just a trend if he is left broken. The Pisces Rising needs to be loved. He searches for true love and until he finds it, he is gradually dying one way or another, whether drowning in his own overwhelming emotions (especially love and sadness) or holding his breath for too long while waiting for his dreams to come true. If anything, this man has faith like no other sign and his ability to endure is superior and astonishing. He feels emotions far more than any one else and this often creates problems in his ability to
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Jan 18, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 469 · Topics: 10
we all have big pee pees. yes, the myth is true
JetJag: thanks for the post. Very insightful. I am dating a quadruple Pisces and this fits him too a tee. But Allen, not all Picses have beg pee pees. Take it from this "scorpio".
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Apr 12, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 4267 · Topics: 82
Yup from another scorpio nope not all pisces have biggins.
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Jan 18, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 469 · Topics: 10
well this one does, sorry
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Feb 15, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 9826 · Topics: 354
Hmm
Long pee pee could be used to terrorise women.
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Jan 18, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 469 · Topics: 10
true. it can be good and bad. but seriously, the dimensions of a piscean male has long been a urban myth
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Mar 22, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 2804 · Topics: 142
He's the passive victim, abused and betrayed by a cold and brutal world, looking for sympathy and someone he can manipulate
Man, could there be a better description!
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Feb 15, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 9826 · Topics: 354
" Man, could there be a better description! "
Sure.
Something like that at the end of sentence:
"....It's all ended when Cancerlady took out her head out of her butt."
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Mar 22, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 2804 · Topics: 142
Or perhaps when Haffo takes the penis out of his butt...
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Mar 22, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 2804 · Topics: 142
Everyone is talented in some way or the other, although they may be more creatively inclined than the next man...but they should be. They spend half of their lives in la-la land which is a WONDERFUL place!
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Feb 15, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 9826 · Topics: 354
"Or perhaps when Haffo takes the penis out of his butt..."
Wow. You think that I have that long penis. I'm flattered.
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Jul 21, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 1472 · Topics: 151
Heh, jetlag's a cool name.
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Jul 21, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 1472 · Topics: 151
just being selfish today.
I cried when i saw this... Yes it's true. I felt so alone.
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Oct 18, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 2502 · Topics: 29
Dreamz,
I'm kind of shocked that someone like you is in the military. How did that happen?
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Oct 18, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 2502 · Topics: 29
Dreamz,
Yeah, you strike me as the humanitarian. Not the kind who enjoys shooting at people or committing violence against others, especially not for politically-motivated wars.
Peace.
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Oct 18, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 2502 · Topics: 29
I see two divergent Scorpio reactions to war.
# 1. Yeah, I get to kick someone's ass. Where do I sign up?
# 2. Excuse me, monkey boy, you want to me to be your pawn. Get my head blown off for two ass-wipes named George and Dick? No thanks.
I'm in the second camp myself.
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Nov 08, 2006Comments: 37 · Posts: 4746 · Topics: 283
ha ha ..that sounds about right, SR .. *but hey, couldn't they just enlist scorps to psyche everyone else out. Figure out the enemy, mind control! =)
..but what would you do if there were a draft, and some BIG ARIEN Sarge breathing down your neck..?
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Oct 18, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 2502 · Topics: 29
hey mystic,
one of my cousins joined the military. it's like a cult.
you go in, and their goal is to squeeze out every visible aspect of your personality and turn you into a standardized drone ready to obey orders. thus, that scorp magic wouldn't even be visible on the battlefield. besides, everyone has to wear the same uniform and looks the same.
how lame is that?
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Feb 19, 2005Comments: 1 · Posts: 4444 · Topics: 44
"the dimensions of a piscean male has long been a urban myth"
Oh for crying out loud. Not this again! Cock size and sexual prowess are not sign specific.
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Nov 08, 2006Comments: 37 · Posts: 4746 · Topics: 283
"how lame is that?"
I hear You SR, you pretty much end up a numbered, generic killing machine. Hoping to get out alive healthy enough so you can be yourself again.