Watching boobs make men live longer for 4-5 years
This topic was created in the Pisces forum by haffo on Wednesday, February 21, 2007 and has 25 replies.
Don't take badly when men look at your boobs. They just try to prolong their lives.
lol
lol
Amen to that!
" They had a cut-out Chest for you to stick on your wall, and routinely stare at... for.. er... healthy living"
lol
lol
I belive porn also prolongs people lives. Not just boobs. But this argument has yet to be researched.
LOLs
Now I know when to wear outfits with plunging necklines...and need I say ther eare soem who I wouldn want to see my chest?
Now I know when to wear outfits with plunging necklines...and need I say ther eare soem who I wouldn want to see my chest?
Well.....I think, good emotional bonding sex will prolong one's life.....why settle for just "looking at pictures of boobs" get some REAL ones - and you can bring in the sense of TOUCH ...oh and, smell - heaven awaits those who cherish the moments of experiencing the human body....
The fact that sex prolongs life is true. It's not new Freebird.
Instructions for a longer living exciting life by Dr. Freebird
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you! can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you! can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Don't recall saying it was NEW Haffo.......just a simple REMINDER that is all
"Got Sex?"
"Got Sex?"
Well well well,
It seems like we have some use for women.
It seems like we have some use for women.
that is only if we have use for a Haffo
"that is only if we have use for a Haffo"
Oh that part is very easy to solve.
Oh that part is very easy to solve.
" God bless prostitutes."
Lmao..
Lmao..
Are you trying to be funny Notso07?
That's strange Notso07.
Yesterday you wanted me to jack off, now you are sticking to me myself.
Wtf?
Yesterday you wanted me to jack off, now you are sticking to me myself.
Wtf?
myself=yourself
"and consequently turned me down."
Because you wanted me to jack off. Close of deal.
Because you wanted me to jack off. Close of deal.
Whatever, you don't make any sense in your posts. Arguing over them is plain out foolish.
LOL!
You really need some hard core mental discipline. Really.
You really need some hard core mental discipline. Really.
I thought the topic of this thread was about "boobs"....or are we still on that topic?
unless they fall in and suffocate !!!
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^I'll live to be 120.
"Watching boobs make men live longer for 4-5 years"
I thought it made your penis grow more...but live longer?...Sweet!!!
I thought it made your penis grow more...but live longer?...Sweet!!!
"^I'll live to be 120."
Hehe! Obviously a Boob-watchinging fanatic. What type of tits do you specialise in TDA?
Hehe! Obviously a Boob-watchinging fanatic. What type of tits do you specialise in TDA?
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