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Mary was a Scorpio girl and Bary was a Pisces guy. One day they met on the airport Bary instantly got attracted to her and approached her.
Bary: "Hello girl. My name is Bary and I find you very attractive, can we have sex tonight?".
Mary looks at Bary and her face does not express anything and says "No"...
Seconds later Mary walks away, like nothing has happened and Bary gets very frusturated, jealous and rage. How can a girl whom Bary liked so much say "No" to Bary?
Bary decides that this business shouldn't be finished here and this day. Bary catches up with Mary and says: "Hey, my name is Bary. The guy you have just said 'No' to sex offer. What makes you think that I'm not good enough for that?". Mary again looks at Bary without any face expression and without making any comment again walks away. This time Bary gets very upset. He decides to follow Mary to her house.
When Bary learned the place where Mary lives he decides not to talk with her this day . He comes back to her house the next day with couple of gifts and knocks the door. Mary opens:
"Hello girl. My name is Bary, I think you already know that. I wanted to know why you think that I'm not good enough to have a sex with you."
Mary frusturated:
"How did you know my house?".
Bary without hesitation:
"I followed you in your house".
Mary says:
"You followed me in my house? How dare you? I'm gonna call the police now."
Bary says:
"No no. You misunderstood. All I wanted to know wether we have a chance to have sex or not and when said 'No', I wondered why it makes you think that I'm not good enough. I meant no harm."
Mary says:
"I don't know you. I don't accept sex offers from strangers. Now get out of my house."
Bary says:
"But that is not a problem. You can learn about me and then we can have sex."
Mary understood that this is a big problem now I was going to close the door. Bary understood that Mary gonna close the door and said: "No wait. You really should check this out. Many women would think that I'm a good catch so don't turn your back so quickly."
Mary says:
"I don't care."
Bary says:
"Okay let me prove that to you."
Bary instantly runs on the street and catches two young women walking on the street. Bary asks:
"Hello ladies. My name is Bary and I want you to help me out in one thing. You need to answer a question for me. Do you see that woman staying there?". "Yes" said both. "I met her in airport and liked her very much. I asked her for sex" women eyes become bigger, "and she said 'No'. I asked her makes her think that I'm not good enough for this and she said that she doesn't know me. Don't you think that I'm a good looking guy and a good catch at the same time?".
The other girl fell on ground laughting while the girl with whom Bary was talking looked at Bary funny.
"Yes said the girl. I wouldn't miss a guy like you."
Bary said:
"Thank you god, can you tell this to that girl in the house?".
"Sure said the girl".
They approached to the house and girl said:
"I think this guy is good enough guy for sex and worth to be checked out."
Mary reluctantly says:
"I don't care."
Bary face expression turns into sad.
The girl says:
"I do."
Mary cannot belive what she just heard.
"What did you just said?" said Mary.
"I said I do" said the girl.
Mary looking at both of them gets rage:
"Get out of my house you two".
Girls says:
"Fool. Let's go Mr.Bary?"...
End of part 1.
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Jan 18, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 1857 · Topics: 45
Or perhaps Bary is really Haffo!!!:-) and he's telling us his story!!!!
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Part TWO... (still waiting)
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Mary might want to spring for a Restraining Order.