The Signs Attempts At Pick Up Lines
This topic was created in the Relationships & Astrology forum by Cancan26 on Friday, June 23, 2017 and has 4 replies.
Aries: Are you from Tennessee? Because…um…*sweats* YOU’RE HOT
Taurus: I’m addicted to yes and allergic to no, so what’s it gonna be because it’s allergy season and I don’t need another reason to sneeze on you
Gemini: Girl you better have a license, because you’re driving me crazy and I’m scared we’re going to crash into that bridge over there sLOW DOWN JESUS CHRIST
Cancer: Are those space pants? Because…because… your butt is the size of the moon? You’re hotter than the Sun? I wanna get up in Uranus?
Leo: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I only suffered minor injuries but I’m all good
Virgo: How does it feel to be the prettiest person in this room? Of course, I’m not far behind AND FIRST IS THE WORST, SECOND IS THE BEST SO HA
Libra: My name is Peter Pan because I like little children! No, wait a second…Neverland! That’s it! My name is Peter Pan because…and you’re gone…
Scorpio: There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited. Please RSVP by Saturday late responders not welcome bye
Sagittarius: *pretends to choke* Uh oh, I need mouth to mouth! *actually starts choking* *dies*
Capricorn: Hey, I’m looking for treasure, mind if I search your chest? *Starts digging through shirt* You had to have hidden it somewhere, you greedy bastard
Aquarius: Do you like silverware? Because I want to spoon your fork! Wait…because I like to knife and fork ? Spoon? bOWL? WANT TO GO BOWLING?
Pisces: Can I have the directions to your heart because I’m lost and don’t know how to get home. Please get help.
the worst part is....I'm not even drunk....this is just my sense of humor 
? At the Virgo one.
cancer one is so weird
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