A happily married woman's advice

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warmwaters
@warmwaters
11 Years1,000+ Posts

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"Ladies: 1. Shacking up or playing house is NOT the same as "He's my man." You are not his girlfriend unless he offic....."
officially grabs you by the hair and drags you to this cave?

ladies: 2 Don't txt ur man unless you are gonna send him nudes.

ladies: 3 If your best friend and your man are ignoring each other that means their fucking.

ladies: 4 don't get fat or he'll fuck your sister

ladies: 5 if he does not eat you out that means ur pussy stanks.

Ladies: 6 if your younger brother is cute take no chances ur man fucking your bro on the side is messy.

ladies: 7 contrary to popular belief getting pregnant will not make him stay, but cutting off his balls and hiding it will
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DMV
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15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Comments: 295 · Posts: 28989 · Topics: 654
Posted by warmwaters

"Ladies: 1. Shacking up or playing house is NOT the same as "He's my man." You are not his girlfriend unless he offic....."
officially grabs you by the hair and drags you to this cave?

ladies: 2 Don't txt ur man unless you are gonna send him nudes.

ladies: 3 If your best friend and your man are ignoring each other that means their fucking.

ladies: 4 don't get fat or he'll fuck your sister

ladies: 5 if he does not eat you out that means ur pussy stanks.

Ladies: 6 if your younger brother is cute take no chances ur man fucking your bro on the side is messy.

ladies: 7 contrary to popular belief getting pregnant will not make him stay, but cutting off his balls and hiding it will




now THIS is awesome