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Posted by nanoNo! That's NOT funny! 😂💦💦💦🤣🤣Posted by Gemitati
Calls are coming during sex like...where is my tooth brush?
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*Gemi plz, put it on do not disturb this was our last viagra. Gotta make it count before it wears off.
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Posted by hazyFloWorking on it. Except if you know anything about long marriages in Italian families...it's like 'you better die' and when money involved - 'you better die NOW'
Divorce ☺️
And I am not fucking dead man!
As much as I love him!
Well...if he died with erection...how long do I have until its mission impossible? Lol
Posted by Mr_PinchyHebis a Scorpio! He doesn't know and doesn't need viagra! He can go all day long and make me coffee in between!
*Gemi plz, put it on do not disturb this was our last viagra. Gotta make it count before it wears off.
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And I don't even want cofee! I just have it because he made it! Lol
Posted by hazyFloIt's been over 8 years now!Posted by GemitatiIt has to happen some day.Posted by hazyFloWorking on it. Except if you know anything about long marriages in Italian families...it's like 'you better die' and when money involved - 'you better die NOW'
Divorce ☺️
And I am not fucking dead man!
As much as I love him!
Well...if he died with erection...how long do I have until its mission impossible? Lol
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Still waiting...lol
Posted by GemitatiI know something is written there but all i read was "hurr durr bumf dampf scorpio tshhh durr hurr" and a lot of exclamation marks in between.
Hebis a Scorpio! He doesn't know and doesn't need viagra! He can go all day long and make me coffee in between!
And I don't even want cofee! I just have it because he made it! Lol
Im imagining Lionel Richie's "All night long" was playing as backdrop while you were writing this.
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Posted by GC02Yep. But stupid question 'where are you going' is the question of a century!Posted by GemitatiOver 8years and you still have to come up with excuses? I would think your husband would have found out by now?Posted by hazyFloIt's been over 8 years now!Posted by GemitatiIt has to happen some day.Posted by hazyFloWorking on it. Except if you know anything about long marriages in Italian families...it's like 'you better die' and when money involved - 'you better die NOW'
Divorce ☺️
And I am not fucking dead man!
As much as I love him!
Well...if he died with erection...how long do I have until its mission impossible? Lol
Still waiting...lol
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I can't say...I am going to have sex and your toothbrush is on a lower shelf by a toothpaste tube. Put glasses on! It'll help you to SEE your teeth! Lol
Posted by Mr_PinchyMAybe you need to lose those hooves to see better? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💦💦Posted by GemitatiI know something is written there but all i read was "hurr durr bumf dampf scorpio tshhh durr hurr" and a lot of exclamation marks in between.
Hebis a Scorpio! He doesn't know and doesn't need viagra! He can go all day long and make me coffee in between!
And I don't even want cofee! I just have it because he made it! Lol
Im imagining Lionel Richie's "All night long" was playing as backdrop while you were writing this.
😂😂😂
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Posted by GemitatiAll night loong
MAybe you need to lose those hooves to see better? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💦💦
All niiiite
Aaaall night loooong
All niiiite
All niiitee
Posted by Mr_PinchyTry to deluge your drinks with some other alcohol! LolPosted by GemitatiAll night loong
MAybe you need to lose those hooves to see better? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💦💦
All niiiite
Aaaall night loooong
All niiiite
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Posted by Mr_PinchyI looove him but what does it have to do with a OP? Thanks anyway! LolPosted by GemitatiI know something is written there but all i read was "hurr durr bumf dampf scorpio tshhh durr hurr" and a lot of exclamation marks in between.
Hebis a Scorpio! He doesn't know and doesn't need viagra! He can go all day long and make me coffee in between!
And I don't even want cofee! I just have it because he made it! Lol
Im imagining Lionel Richie's "All night long" was playing as backdrop while you were writing this.
😂😂😂
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during sex...
Thoughts?
and what is wrong with me that I find it creepy/corny/goofy ?
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Calls are coming during sex like...where is my tooth brush?
Or 5 calls from a relatives about stupid stuff that they can't figure out because WE ARE THEIR brain!!!
So! How do we get to have weekends together so their asses survive without us?
Phone dead?
Good luck! Right?
I know you were waiting for this but you don't know half of it!
lol thanks
Just hoping one answer will do.