Sex/foreplay goes sour when....

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What are your sexual turn-offs..

Bear with me, I've got plenty!

Sex/foreplay goes sour when...They have the blankest look on their faces! I just want to bop them upside the head & scream, "SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT!!" I hate it when someone doesn't moan or anything! It makes me think that they're not enjoying it as much as I am. ugh

Sex/foreplay goes sour when they end up accidentally (or god forbid purposely) ends up biting you! Oh man, teeth marks are NOT ok/good!
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- If you have poor hygiene. I don't know how it got past me in the first place but after I find out I won't be going further!
- If you are too routine. I dated this one guy who seemed very sexually open and expressive. He was freaky and I found it exciting! Over time my excitement waned as I realized that his "freakiness" had a set schedule.
- If you are too uptight. I mean, seriously... we're gonna have sex. If you can't loosen up at that prospect then it's not gonna be very enjoyable... mostly for you.

That's about it. I'm also not partial to bad kissers but i suppose it's not a deal breaker either. I didn't enjoy kissing very much until I got with my current bf. I realized that it was because every guy i'd been with before was awful at it. they either wanted to eat my face or were so tight lipped that you'd think their jaw was wired shut. still, i continued to date the bad kissers as long as the sex was decent.
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Sexual turn offs huh? *fishes through files*

-poor hygene
-not open to expermentation
-rushing to the "finish" line
-mute (it makes me think you're not enjoying it as much as moi)
-barking out orders (like Samantha/Charlotte from SITC)
-lack of imagination/creativity


Plus, for me it depends on the man. What may have turned me off before from one man, may turn me on on another! But, if he is the the RIGHT guy, I don't mind working through any insecurities/or turn offs.

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When the police/FBI show up and untie her.



LMAO!!!!!!!

The sex/foreplay goes sour when...they constantly ask you "Baby, is it good? Does it feel good? Am I one of the best?" It's like shut the F up! Damn! Just enjoy it! I hate it when someone constantly fishes for compliments! You'll know if you're putting it down in the bedroom by the other person's body language & movements! If you've got to continually ask, it's probably b/c you know you suck! So instead of wasting all your time asking, step your game up! Sheeeesh!
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The sex/foreplay goes sour when...you all of the sudden get 10 charlie horses somewhere in your body & have to stop or flow things down! Ugh, I freakin' hate that!

The sex/foreplay goes sour when...the other person constantly fishes for compliments, as I said above. If you were really working me in the bedroom, you wouldn't have to ask! Just shut up & F me! Sheeeeeesh!

The sex/foreplay goes sour when...their toenail scratches the living hell out of you! Ha! Crusty feet are a NO NO! This applies to the fellas too!

The sex/foreplay goes sour when...someone's phone rings! And oh lord, don't even THINK about answering it either! Texts & twitter updates can wait!

The sex/foreplay goes sour when you feel a slight crunch...the kind of crunch when someone accidentally bites you!!! I'm sure the fellas can def. vouch for me on that one!
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Sex/foreplay goes sour when...someone's sexual ringtone starts going off! We can all tell which kind of person is calling based on their ringtone. If it's his buddies, he'll have some kind of masculine ringtone for them. BUT if it's his ex or some girl he's probably seeing on the side, it'll be 1 of those "Baby I love you" type songs! Ugh, such a mood killer! And it's even worse when you're not actually in a relationship with the guy b/c technically, you can't get mad or say anything!!!!!!

Sex/foreplay goes sour when...he asks you if he can start filming the sex even though you told him "no" 100 times before! I hate it when someone doesn't know what NO means, especially when they're asking you to do something that the average girl would probably say no to. If I'm not your wife, don't ask me if you can film me or put ANYTHING in my butt hole!!!

Sex/foreplay goes sour when...he burps or farts! Hold it in, sheeeeeesh!

Sex/foreplay goes sour when...they cum too fast & yet play it off like they're ready to go some more rounds when really, that's just code for "Sorry, I'm done. Good night." Ugh, if you don't have enough stamina, keep it real! Don't get my hopes up & keep me up "waiting" when you've already got plans to go to bed & snore my ear off the rest of the night! ugh!

Sex/foreplay goes sour when...the other person is a willing participant when it comes to you pleasing them. BUT yet when it's time for them to please you, they act all discouraged and/or only do the job halfway! If you want me to please you to the best of my ability, atleast act like you like giving oral sex or pleasing me too! B/c if not, don't think I won't mind yawning while I'm pleasing you!