Sex Injuries are Serious Busnisess

This topic was created in the Relationships forum by Lobo on Monday, June 27, 2011 and has 117 replies.
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When the teeth scrap the head of your penis, lets just say it kinda ruins your day.
When you had sex three days prior and your back, nipples and neck is still sore from (wolf bites)well its a little alarming.
When your pelvic bone is bruised that spells trouble for walking.
When you need an eye patch because someone can't aim, that means your sight is diminished.
When testicles have broken skin or bruised it becomes a living horror just to move.

So kids.... Lobo says be careful, read your karma sutra, and and take the time to think how your partner may feel the next time you're intimate.

Thank you and safe travels....
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Posted by Lobo
When the teeth scrap the head of your penis, lets just say it kinda ruins your day.


reading this ^^^...then looking at yr dp made me LOL
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Yep.
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Nothing but gents here APP (crosses fingers)
So feel free to share....
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I must be bored...but I find this slightly amusing.
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A triskele. It was my first tattoo. smile
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Sempiternal
A triskele. It was my first tattoo. smile


Leo woman with tattoos...
Beautiful
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Thank you. Have a couple more planned. But my car needs a few things first...
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Oral sex piercing mishaps anyone? I will just say keep your eye on the.... targetTongue
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Yeah still healing from deep deep bite mark on my shoulder (drew blood).... no scars yet though... I don think.....
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Wait Dazed.. black eye? LOL o.O?? man that's fucked up and awesome all at the same time.
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The worst I've had was a tumble off a bed. It was more amusing than painful.
Of course I haven't been with any guys that even liked it a little rough. Sad
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Posted by DoubleGem2
I had one in particular but I dont think I should say it on here....its quite detailed and hot.


Now you have me interested!
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Lobo
Oral sex piercing mishaps anyone? I will just say keep your eye on the.... targetTongue


...Got one of my nipple rings caught on some jewely and almost ripped out. Does that count?
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Off topic> A girl I was performing the ole finger walk on my apt complex pool suggested I get my nips pierced but that's was when I was 20. never did had a tongue and penis one though.......
But yea that technically counts , ouch! "Guard ja grill" Dazed....
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Posted by Sempiternal
The worst I've had was a tumble off a bed. It was more amusing than painful.
Of course I haven't been with any guys that even liked it a little rough. Sad



There's your opening Dazed LOLTongue
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Posted by DoubleGem2
I had one in particular but I dont think I should say it on here....its quite detailed and hot.



LOL you tease.Big Grin Fine don't shareTongue
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Sempiternal
The worst I've had was a tumble off a bed. It was more amusing than painful.
Of course I haven't been with any guys that even liked it a little rough. Sad


You're missing out...
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I know. Sad
But what can I expect living in Wisconsin?
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Pride and true Prince A... But I'm uncut so I took it out soon after.Sad
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So....... the hood of the car was injured????
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Ass burn LMAO!!!!! I'm sry DG , that made me spit out my water I was drinking.
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Posted by DoubleGem2
Lets just say we started out driving home from the club a bit drunk, he was very upset with me, so we were fighting in the car....punching, smacking u name it we were going for it....it was like a movie, next thing u know he pulls over, we rip each others cloths off and went at it on the hood of the car....I live im Miami so at least we were on the beach....I will never forget that.....


Poor car.
But the end sounds like it was worth a little fighting.
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Posted by DoubleGem2
In a way it was, I had my period so there was blood all over the hood of the car...



........... sexy time over
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Sempiternal
Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Sempiternal
The worst I've had was a tumble off a bed. It was more amusing than painful.
Of course I haven't been with any guys that even liked it a little rough. Sad


You're missing out...


I know. Sad
But what can I expect living in Wisconsin?


You make me sad...
You need a couple bite marks
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I would love couple. Winking
Sadly my cappie fling doesn't seem to be into that in the least.
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by DoubleGem2
In a way it was, I had my period so there was blood all over the hood of the car...


That's hawt
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I bet you're a red winger too Dazed.....
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by DoubleGem2
When it was over we drove home in dead silence.


It was a scorp wasn't it
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I know from experience that not all scorps are all that fun.
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Posted by Pandybear
Railings come in handy even when youre not walking down the stairs



???? Bling I get it nowBig Grin
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Sempiternal

I would love couple. Winking
Sadly my cappie fling doesn't seem to be into that in the least.


Communication darlin...
Have you asked?
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We've discussed what we like... apart from that the sex is good so I guess I can't complain too much.
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Posted by DoubleGem2
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Posted by DoubleGem2
In a way it was, I had my period so there was blood all over the hood of the car...



........... sexy time over

U wanted to knowTongue
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Ur right I did, I just have a thing about periods. I got pranked with what I thought was real blood and tampons( bad memory)
Sounds like you had an primal like attraction to one anotherBig Grin Nice....
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Sempiternal
Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by DoubleGem2
When it was over we drove home in dead silence.


It was a scorp wasn't it


I know from experience that not all scorps are all that fun.


I was referring to me not liking gems, and DGs need to get ahold of my slinger.
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DGs? I'm half asleep so forgive me.
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Posted by DazedScorp
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by DoubleGem2
In a way it was, I had my period so there was blood all over the hood of the car...


That's hawt


I bet you're a red winger too Dazed.....


Earned my red wings along time ago.
In a relationship, I try to renew my membership every month
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Yea I thought you might LOL.....
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Posted by DazedScorp




I almost throw up, then I laughed alot.....
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You forgot to mention when a guy is too big and it tears you up.
Also, I enjoy bruises to my pelvic area. Means the sex was good. And walking funny means the sex was really good ;P
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Posted by aPiscesPrincess
DS, have you ever tried vaginablood tea? http://media.photobucket.com/image/sick emoticons/WitheringSage/Emoticons/Sick.gif?o=15" target="_blank">



aPP??? not you too!!???
wtf? I'm not normal and I would only try it like three time max.
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Posted by DoubleGem2
@DS: I knew these kids couldnt handle the period part of the story.....but ya see, when your with a real man that doesnt bother him.....



Hey when it comes down to it. Lobo solders up for whateverTongue
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Sempiternal

So please tell me, should I be looking for scorps? Or are you an exception to the rule?


I think Leos and Scorps work well together.
My roomies b/f is a scorp. Me and her had some damn good times also.
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My one experience wasn't exactly my favorite. Maybe I'll have to look for a scorp. Definitely need someone who wants omething more than once a month.
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Posted by DazedScorp
Posted by Sempiternal

So please tell me, should I be looking for scorps? Or are you an exception to the rule?


I think Leos and Scorps work well together.
My roomies b/f is a scorp. Me and her had some damn good times also.
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i couldn't disagree more. there is one area where leos & scorps get along. i would even say they can make good friends. but anything more than that? best avoided, imo.
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Posted by Pandybear
So 3 vampires enter and sit down at the bar
The first vamp asks for a quart of blood.
The second for a cup of blood
And the third for a cup of hot water.
THe waiter then asks "A cup of water? I didnt know vamps drank water"
The vamp then pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea"
lol
thats all i got.. dont forget to tip your waiters


(sigh) oh thanks Pandy..... knew this tampon prank comment would bite me in the assTongue
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........ well on that bloody note>>> its time for me to start getting ready for bed.
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Posted by Pandybear
I dont see an issue w/ the whole vagina runneth over thing, buuut you gotta make sure youre prepared for the mess.. Or better yet do it in the shower!


Totally agree.
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there's this scorp guy i know.
i did his chart out of curiosity a few days ago.
my venus is in gemini, his is in sag.
my mars is in aries, his is in libra.
his ascendant is in leo (my sun), and mine is in scorpio (his sun).
i have done VERY well at rejecting his advances. coworkers have said we need our own sitcom called "advance & deflect" or "bikes and brick walls."
however i'm not going to lie, it's starting to become a BITCH to see him almost every day and resist that intense magnetism.
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Posted by DoubleGem2
Posted by Sempiternal
Posted by Pandybear
I dont see an issue w/ the whole vagina runneth over thing, buuut you gotta make sure youre prepared for the mess.. Or better yet do it in the shower!


Totally agree.

Yeah, the hood of a car, not the best senario......wouldnt change a thing though..that one went down in the booksWinking
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Well the hood of a car doesn't sound bad...as long as the car isn't hot.
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Posted by trifles light as air*
there's this scorp guy i know.
i did his chart out of curiosity a few days ago.
my venus is in gemini, his is in sag.
my mars is in aries, his is in libra.
his ascendant is in leo (my sun), and mine is in scorpio (his sun).
i have done VERY well at rejecting his advances. coworkers have said we need our own sitcom called "advance & deflect" or "bikes and brick walls."
however i'm not going to lie, it's starting to become a BITCH to see him almost every day and resist that intense magnetism.


If he wasn't a coworker I would suggest giving in and having a little fun.
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Posted by Pandybear
Or if it the engine is still running and vibrating your tooshums!!!! LOL Ok ok, I gotta go before I get too nasty over here, my milkshake awaits


Need something with a nice V8 under the hood.
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Posted by Sempiternal
If he wasn't a coworker I would suggest giving in and having a little fun.

i've also been in a committed relationship for some time now. and although i've been in situations that could have lead to it, i have never even been tempted to cheat. i have no intention of doing so, but just the thought that i'm starting to form an attraction to him is doing my head in. makes me feel all...icky.
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Posted by Sempiternal
If he wasn't a coworker I would suggest giving in and having a little fun.

i've also been in a committed relationship for some time now. and although i've been in situations that could have lead to it, i have never even been tempted to cheat. i have no intention of doing so, but just the thought that i'm starting to form an attraction to him is doing my head in. makes me feel all...icky.


Ah. Then I do take that back. Didn't know you were in a relationship.
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........ well on that bloody note>>> its time for me to start getting ready for bed.


lmfao. wait, i just realized I came in halfways & this thread isnt even about pms! who started the blood talk?
great Lobo, now I feel like a nasty girl!! Tongue I said goodnight!
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Alright everybody nite nite..... Dazed keep the chaos.
(wispers)>>> Pandy it's ok every once in a while to be nastyTongue
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btw, sex on the hood of a car = prly some of the best sex ever. i think it's the ease of positioning maybe? the open air. and the pure weightlessness so that the man can just boomboomboom while the woman's body and boobies are bouncin' away.
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in regard to the OP, yeah sex injuries are serious bidness........
but can be seriously hawt at the right time and in the right place.
pleasure is so much more intense when intermingled with pain, imo.
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Posted by DoubleGem2
@DS: I knew these kids couldnt handle the period part of the story.....but ya see, when your with a real man that doesnt bother him.....



i like some freak shit ...but that is just fowl ...
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Posted by DoubleGem2
@DS: I knew these kids couldnt handle the period part of the story.....but ya see, when your with a real man that doesnt bother him.....



i like some freak shit ...but that is just fowl ...
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