At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullsh*t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go! Walk out the door, Dont you promise me 10 inches, and turn up with only 4! Werent you a brat to think I wouldnt find you out? Dont you know we're only joking when we say size dont count!??
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! Coz as long as I have batteries, My sex life is going to thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive.. Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weener standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! Coz as long as I have batteries, My sex life is going to thrive! I will always have good sex. with a handful of latex...
No..disco is sooo cool! Either way, you've got to love those lyrics. I just sent it to the guy who's just dumped me..do you think he'll like it branh??
But im libra, and i just love a drama!! I know you're impressed with my song..you've probably forwarded it to loads of people already. In response to your last post on the aqua board, i am scared of being hurt but it happens alllll the time..so i hope this little song hurts him right back.
hahahahahahaaha Sola, i LOVE that song 😛😛😛... irz Crackin' 😛😛
if an *EX* said he had a small cock
Antibling X or Not X .. it still hurts a guyz pride when someone makes fun of their size....and the thought their X wud be goin around and makin' fun of him is hurtin'.. i personally would never do that but it serves some LOSER guyz right 🙂
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I suppose that side burns are more complimentary on some men and not on others, it would depend presumably on factors such as complimentary neatness (no scruffiness)of the total
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullsh*t, just a sad pathetic
dream
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go! Walk out the door,
Dont you promise me 10 inches, and turn up with only 4!
Werent you a brat to think I wouldnt find you out?
Dont you know we're only joking when we say size dont count!??
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive!
Coz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is going to thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive.. Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive!
Coz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is going to thrive!
I will always have good sex.
with a handful of latex...