The signs you dated

I haven’t posted for a long time. And I’m curious about your back story when y’all were dating the signs (or I’m just being noisy). It could be short & simple don’t really matter.

Capricorn: I never dated one, they usually become one of the closest friends

Aquarius: Currently in a happy relationship with one

Pisces: I broke their hearts

Aries: Usually friends or foes. Never dated one

Taurus: they were Confusing & ghost on me quite often. Says I broke his heart (?) What.

Gemini: Broke up with me and became butt hurt cause I moved on from them real quick and wanted to get another chance. Lol whut

Cancer: Horny bastard. Wanted to hurt me emotionally but wanted to care for me? Nope. He claims I hurted him.

Leo: Love or hate friendship. Never dated one

Virgo: First love & abusive relationship. Hurted by them the most.

Libra: Indecisive actions and choices. Left them, they wanted another chance I end up breaking their heart.

Scorpio: Ruined their pride when I walked out of the restaurant on them, after calling me psychotic & claiming “this is why I can’t have a friendship with you” 🙄 bitch stfu

Sagittarius: Too controlling and manipulating. He still checks me out.

Posted by TopSecret

I have dated all 12 signs as well.

Favorites: Cancer, Gemini, Taurus

Never again: Leo, Libra, Capricorn

Could I ask why for Capricorn just curious? 🙂

Posted by LadyLuna20

Gemini: first guy, seemed indecisive af

Aries: first fling, was quick in and out of my life

Gemini: first love

Gemini: wanted to rush me down the aisle too much

Scorpio: a rollercoaster

I agree about the Scorpio part 🙄

Posted by Sassysailorscout

Posted by Echo

I haven’t posted for a long time. And I’m curious about your back story when y’all were dating the signs (or I’m just being noisy). It could be short & simple don’t really matter.

Capricorn: I never dated one, they usually become one of the closest friends

Aquarius: Currently in a happy relationship with one

Pisces: I broke their hearts

Aries: Usually friends or foes. Never dated one

Taurus: they were Confusing & ghost on me quite often. Says I broke his heart (?) What.

Gemini: Broke up with me and became butt hurt cause I moved on from them real quick and wanted to get another chance. Lol whut

Cancer: Horny bastard. Wanted to hurt me emotionally but wanted to care for me? Nope. He claims I hurted him.

Leo: Love or hate friendship. Never dated one

Virgo: First love & abusive relationship. Hurted by them the most.

Libra: Indecisive actions and choices. Left them, they wanted another chance I end up breaking their heart.

Scorpio: Ruined their pride when I walked out of the restaurant on them, after calling me psychotic & claiming “this is why I can’t have a friendship with you” 🙄 bitch stfu

Sagittarius: Too controlling and manipulating. He still checks me out.

Damn why is everyone saying virgos are abusive !!!

Aries : I hate him but love him. I plan to never leave him alone. I hope he finds another girl untill then he's my angel baby.

Leo: slapped him when started recording me dancing and he became sure verbally abusive but so iam I but don't care. Ohh he tipped a waitress 100 in front of me and showed me. Maybe he was a libra ! Ohh or another Virgo idk anymore

Scorpios: always end up being my best guy friends and I'm there relationship advisor. Got one engaged ! Love them !!

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That’s cute about the Scorpios 💕 There’s some honest ones.

And I don’t know, that was my experience with the Virgo male I got involved with.

Posted by Lynx

Aries: freak in bed, he moved away for school, we tried the long distance thing, but we kinda just lost touch, I ended up finding someone I liked and then broke it off to pursue a relationship

Taurus: second relationship, cheater, he broke it off the first time, I broke it off the second time, he tried luring me back with marriage

Gemini: one of my favorites, but I broke it off, I didn’t know how to handle his insecurities and I didn’t like the hypocrisy, he wanted to get married and have babies

Cancer: this guy was a wreck, we were friends when I was 16, absolute gentleman, very cool guy, fast forward, met again thought he was the same nice guy, turns out he was poop 💩 , we both decided the relationship wasn’t for us

Leo: all short term, because two were bad timing and the other one was lying to me about his relationship status

Virgo: one of my favorites, worked really well, longest relationship (7yrs), I was young / immature, it was the wrong time for me, but I consider it one of my best relationships for me in terms of growth and healthiness, I broke it off because I wasn’t ready for marriage

Libra: fun, annoying sometimes 😆, second longest relationship, also tend to easily get along with Libras

Scorpio: smallest penis and the worst womanizer I’ve dated, normally penis size is inconsequential but considering this guy was a womanizer...thought there was a connection with his size and the way he treated women, he also had small hands 😄, the other Scorpio also lied about his relationship status

Sagittarius: this guy was too young for me, he was fun though, I just couldn’t see myself with someone who had a curfew with his car that his mom bought for him in his early 20s 🤣, the other Sag has an obsession with my period 😟 and he also lied about his relationship status...the dude was gross, after getting married and still trying to get me to hang out with him a couple of years later

Capricorn: this guy was socially awkward and mean to his dog, I don’t mind socially awkward, but being mean to animals 😡not cool

Aqua: pantyhose fetish 🤣, he was strange, emotionally immature, and he was trying to get me pregnant, even offered me money to get me pregnant

Pisces: first bf, cheater and he was the only one to break it off with me....the reason why he broke it off and cheated is because I wasn’t ready to lose my virginity 😁, the other Pisces I’ve been with great sexual connection, just wrong timing for anything more

🥺🥺 Aww too much cheaters there. And weirdos

Aquarius

Pisces x 2

Capricorn x 2

Virgo x 3

Aries

Cancer x 2

Libra

Scorpio x 3

Saggitarius

Libra/ Moon Scorpio

Aqua/ Moon Scorpio

Aqua/Moon Pisces

Virgo/Moon Aqua

Aries/Moon Scorpio

Aries/Moon Cap

Gemini

Capricorn/Moon Leo

Aries: never actually dated one or recall fucking one, but every time I come across a sun or a mooner there's this instant sexual tension and familiarity around each other as if we're communicating subliminally. It's like we could say or do anything to each other and we wouldn't misunderstand or have a falling out.



Taurus: Cancer mooner was my first love. My fondest memory was driving up in the hills and listening to music on the roof of his car, laying there in silence for a few hours. He had the biggest nipples I'd ever seen. Lasted about a year, then he decided he wasn't the commiting type so I dumped him. Hooked up with a female friend of ours immediately afterwards, she dumped him after a month and I laughed my bitch ass off. The following year he showed back up, still a bit of sexual tension going on. I fucked him hard against my kitchen bench and then sent him on his way again.



I saw him again sometime ago, and I laughed in his face seeing him single while I was parading around someone way hotter than him. He had a surprisingly good-natured reaction to it. There's no hard feelings between us, but I'm a "told you so" kinda guy.

Gemini: the one Gemini I recall fucking was an Aries mooner who was also the first guy to fuck me after I was sexually assaulted. He was too concerned with hurting me so he kept stopping every few seconds. So godamn annoying, I was like QUIT FUCKING STOPPING!!! But I wasn't looking for a relationship at the time so it didn't go anywhere. He hooked up with a Cap friend of ours and we drifted apart.



Cancer: Leo mooner, yummy beast. He liked to tease me at night by sleeping naked and using the sheets to cover himself up but leaving his ass flapping in the breeze. Had a nice perky one. Took him up on it more often than not. But had too much of a mommy fixation - and her with him. She didn't like him experimenting with men and she was constantly in his ear goading him to date chicks. So after I fucked him for a month straight I was like "ugh you freaks can have each other" and cut him loose.



Leo:

⚡ Cap mooner 1: we worked together for a while, and recorded my only "vid" with him, a shower vid. We were soooo comfortable around each other. Both emotionally unavailable, just two young healthy babes having fun. I thought he got a bit attached near the end because he seemed to favor me over others, but business opportunities came up and he moved to greener pastures. I still miss him. Good fun.

⚡ Cap mooner 2: love of my life and longest love 6 years and counting, longest relationship 3 years and counting. Will probably be the death of me, rollercoaster of emotions. Really good and really bad, he's betrayed me, I've beat the crap out of him (and he probably liked it), and still tormenting each other. I'm fairly sure we both sadomazochists.

⚡ Leo mooner: the bane of Cap Mooner #2's existence lol, stated from the start he wants to fuck my brains out and is very critical of Cap Mooner #2 for taking my loyalty. They're more rivals than friends. We haven't fucked, although there have been a few close calls. Cap Mooner #2 is still not comfortable with him hanging around us.



What are you grinning at, missy??

Virgo:

⚡ Scorp mooner: used to think he was the love of my life. We lasted for about 18 months and I broke my previous 12-hr record with him, got along like a house on fire. He stalked me from work and showed up on my doorstep at night. Lucky for him I've always been too stupid to be afraid of stalkers.

Too bad he was a selfish bastard who didn't appreciate everything I did for him. I bent over backwards to welcome his son from a previous relationship, but he showed me no consideration and started getting chummy with the mother again. I saw the writing on the wall and booted him first. Selfish bitch still tries to stick his nose into my life a decade later. And every time I tell him to go fuck himself with a cactus.



I'm supercool with his son though, and incidentally the mother as well. Sweet girl, she dumped him shortly after they got back together. So I like her even more.

⚡ Cancer mooner: sweetest boy of all, we were born only a few months apart. Had an icy demeanor that completely melted away when he smiled, killer green eyes. First time he met me, he hugged me and lightly licked my neck with the tip of his tongue. He meant business lol. I didn't mind that he was an escort. He was happy with the money he was making and he was very healthy, always knew how to pick his clients. His legs hilariously trembled when you nibbled on his dick over his pants. Lasted for about 3 months, but I started getting attached near the end and I started not wanting to share him. But the money was too good and he couldn't pass it up. We amicably parted ways. Still miss him.



⚡ Cap mooner: wouldn't call it dating. He was a cop I had previously worked with on something. Icy-demeanored Spanish-Italian bi-curious babe, said he was intrigued by me so I fucked him. After the second time in one week he decided taking it up the ass wasn't for him. Right, because he couldn't tell after the FIRST time I fucked him.



Libra: OHHHHHHHHH fuck no. I'd only fuck them and toss them like this



Having said that, a Sag mooner was a welcome distraction a while back. A couple years older than me but looking much younger, tall meaty bod with an asphyxiation fetish. I'm fairly sure I creamed my proverbial coochie when he demonstrated it, on me. Eh what can I say, I love to be dominated by a bigger hot guy, feeling his beautiful meaty bod pressing down on mine and showing me what's what. Too bad my dick was still too loyal to Cap mooner Leo #2 even though we were on a break.



Scorp: A lot of sexual tension, especially with fire-mooned ones. Leo mooner claims he's not into men, yet he gets a particular twinkle in his eye around me, very easy to talk to, has an opinion about everything - no we haven't fucked. And Sag mooner, the one guy everyone says I have the most chemistry with - too bad I know him too well, he ain't the commiting type. There have been a few close calls between us, but we've never done it.



Sag: Most Sags I've met were either too skinny, too ugly or both.



Cap: the Alex Dimitriades types are smoking hot with beautiful meaty bodies, but I don't recall ever having stuck my stick in one. Doubt I'd date one, they're too faken boring for this Aries-dominant beast.



Aqua: Godamn it I seem to be an Aqua magnet these days, they seem to luuuuv to play with fire. But knowing all they're interested in is sex kinda puts me off, aside from them being heartless motherfuckers. Dated a gorgeous brunette Scorp mooner twink for like 2 days a few years back while I was trying to forget Cap mooner Leo #2. Very sweet slick guy, but it was never gonna work while my heart already belonged to another. Another gorgeous brunette Scorp mooner twink grabbed my ass a little while back, made his intentions clear. But I'm just too damn loyal.



Pisces: never dated or fucked one. But going back to what I said about Aries energy, damn Aries mooner with a huge bubble ass and washboard abs and the cutest damnedest face in the world was almost too much to resist. Everything was so easy and natural between us, but I'm just not enough of a whore. And he was too much into vaping. I hate that shit, and smoke triggers my hayfever. Other than that, I would luuuuuuuuv to fuck his brains out for a week straight. Damn that ass.



You're welcome, boo. You may bow.

Aries: barely official for 2 weeks. i crashed my phone and went MIA a bit BUT that's not an excuse to go back to your Libra ex but meh i'm a good sport about it coz i can't get into it emotionally but i TRIED, hmmkay?

Scorpio: will waste your time.

Sag: worst first dates i've ever had.

Capricorn: my boyfriend ❤️

Pisces: i don't even wanna talk about it.



.....and some others not even worth mentioning

Posted by virgoOPPP

Aries: barely official for 2 weeks. i crashed my phone and went MIA a bit BUT that's not an excuse to go back to your Libra ex but meh i'm a good sport about it coz i can't get into it emotionally but i TRIED, hmmkay?

Scorpio: will waste your time.

Sag: worst first dates i've ever had.

Capricorn: my boyfriend ❤️

Pisces: i don't even wanna talk about it.



.....and some others not even worth mentioning

we need more details

Pisces-my first everything. I was 16 and he was 27. We were together for a year. He was a sweet man but it was destined to fail.

Libra-sweet, we clicked but he was too agreeable and I taunted him for it. Another young love destined to fail.



Sag-together 2 years. He would get sloppy drunk and hit me a few times then cry and beg for forgiveness the next day. He was into rituals and spells and once asked for my period blood. A real drag at parties because everyone would be having fun and he would start philosophizing.

Cap-actually dated a few times after Libra but found out he had a girlfriend. Lost touch and reconnected by chance after Sag. We ended up getting married and having two kids. It was a disaster.

Libra-I really loved him but he had problems with ptsd and depression. After his father died, he fell apart. This is the man that ghosted me in epic fashion after 7 years. He left a dozen roses, carved a heart with our names in it on a tree and disappeared.

Aqua- short fling. My boss. We are still close friends. It fizzled after a couple months. He is all work

Sag- love him. Strong, hard worker, very protective. All around good guy. Straightforward.

And he dumped me a few weeks ago

But creeping back in

Aqua- I thought he was a Pisces this entire time till very recently lol. Together a year...I don't really remember the actual relationship just bits and pieces. He was nice but he's a bum now. He requested to be fb friends a couple years ago but has never said anything to me lol.

Pisces- together 10 yrs. Engaged. Up and down relationship. We were highschool sweethearts. Love of my life. Ended tragically due to his death and changed me forever.

Aries- dated one for about a couple months. It was fun but short lived. He tried to hit me up on FB a couple yrs ago saying I was his best gf and he doesn't know why it ended between us....tbh, idk why either because it wasn't that significant to me 😬.

Dated another one who was in an open marriage (tbh, I was going thru a lot with the Pisces death so I wasn't exactly in the right state of mind because this was not something I'd normally get into)...wife knew about me but she became extremely jealous so I ended it due to the drama she was causing. He still got accused of talking to me all the time even tho we weren't. Eventually they divorced and we have been seeing each other again. He's been crazy about me this whole time. Ex wife knows and wasn't very happy about it...the jealousy still rages on in her....why idk, she had her side piece back then.

Gemini- I was in puppy looooove with him. Grew up with him. Lost my virginity to him. He contacted me a couple months ago and dropped some truth bombs that he lost his virginity to me which I had no clue and he thought about us thru out the years (we hadn't talked or saw each other in like 20 yrs). I was hella shocked and it was a very outta the blue weird convo. He wanted to meet up to see me but also to properly give me the D since he didn't know what he was doing back then lol. I told him I'd be too much for him and he claimed I wouldn't be and the further we got into the convo...I think I scared him cause haven't heard from him since 😂. I tried to tell him 🤷🏼‍♀️

Cancer- BFF for 20 yrs. Tbh...idk what we were or had but we were like magnets to each other. Attraction was undeniable but I was with my Pisces bf and he had his gfs...so we just stayed phone friends with the occasionally seeing each other but just as friends. I mean we did kiss and I did take his virginity but it was during a time where me and the Pisces broke up and he didn't have a gf...we never fucked around when we had significant others. Finally I guess the timing was right except I was grieving and not completely all there. Idk what we were but we were it was about 7 yrs. I think we loved each other but neither would admit it or we would but take it back. Very up and down but only with our feelings. He was great, treated me ridiculously well as I did him. We had a falling out due to him being insensitive but also me being too sensitive and prideful. I shut down and didn't talk to him for a month (which I've done before for the same reasons) and we just weren't the same...it ran its course as did the friendship. We got into it when I reached out last year to wish him a happy bday like I've done since I've known him. He told me he didn't want to ever talk to me again (I think this was his gf talking that he failed to mention he had the year prior when we talked and it seemed like we were at least opening up the lines of communication) and I told him he was dead to me. I think if I wasn't so closed off as I was to love etc and he was more forthcoming and didn't do the side stepping crab crap...we could have been really something. It did melt my cold dead heart and made me realize it's ok to love and be loved...so I guess there's that lol.

Leo- boy I was gaga for him...never been so mesmerized by someone. I could see myself marrying him which I'm not one for marriage and I still don't know what it is that makes me feel that way about him but it's not in the way you'd traditionally be married for (it's so hard to explain). We dated briefly, he picked someone else and ghosted me and it's been like that ever since lol. I'm his in between girl...he claims I'm not 🙄...but we do have a weird ass bond since the moment we met...its hard to explain but I think it's cause we have the sun/moon conjunction. Anyway, he's way to emotionally stunted and ego driven and a relationship jumper...yet I'm the only one he didn't have a relationship with but he's had at least 5 I think since I've known him. Idk...I have like unconditional love for him and not even mad that he did me dirty which normally I tell a mf to fuck off...I can't with him. We actually get a long great and have fun when we are together...he is a good guy just has issues. Again it's a strange deal.

Scorp- butt heads with the suns..love love love the mooners tho. Good guy, treated me good but wanted to move way to fast and not for the right reasons...like he would have done that with anyone because he thought having a family would fix his emotional issues. More and more he was trying to control not me per say but just our "relationship" (he just assumed I was his gf when I never agreed to it lol). And that's a big no no for me...I cannot be caged and I will fight to the death when someone is trying to tie me down against my will. We started to butt heads and I knew it would be a never ending fight...like I felt this dark cloud just hanging out in the corner, watching and waiting. So, I basically pushed him to break up with me and agreed to it which I guess kinda shocked him as he still wanted to hang out and thought wed get back together. Idk, he also started to repulse me, he was kinda whiny and blamed everyone else for things...never his fault. Glad that's over.

Sag- current and trying to get it off the ground but we live in different states and it's just complicated. I don't even know how to explain this one. It was completely outta the blue. He hit me up on FB cause he thought he saw me on TV at a hockey game (he commented on a post I made earlier that day) I remember looking thru his fb and was like damn, he's perfect and he looked familiar but I went about my day and was actually on a date with another Sag when he messaged me. I even excused myself to message him back. We instantly hit it off...he even said he wasn't expecting me to be so much like him and us getting a long so well. There this pull towards each other tho... sometimes I feel like I can't breathe it's so strong. We finally met in person (we vid chatted etc before then) and he kept saying how nervous he was and wtf is this cause he was shaking he was so nervous. First time he saw me in person he said woah, that pull. It felt like time stood still but also such a blur. We kissed and it was the hottest kiss I've ever had. I want to cut him open and live in him. He confessed even more when drunk one night and even confirmed it all the next day saying everything he feels pours out when drunk. We tried to break away because the distance is too hard and we didn't talk for a month...which killed me and I guess it did him cause he contacted me and told me he missed me. I asked him to promise me if reincarnation exists that the next life is ours...he of course promised lol but since then, it's been whirlwind of unconditional love, respect, admiration etc until I recently freaked out because it's getting too hard and I've been sad everyday for months over it and said I couldn't do it.

He was sad about it and mentioned that hed see me in the next life. I changed my mind the next day while drunk...i mean...come on, how can I not change my mind, ugh he's perfect but we are at a stand still for now ...at least I hope lol. If we could just get things officially going...he would be the love of my life for the rest of my life and lifetimes after.

Excuse me while I go throw up now because that was disgusting...ugh love 🤮😆

There's more short lived ones but they weren't that significant and worth remembering 🤷🏼‍♀️

That concludes the ever tragic love stories of the forever cursed Venus Rx. Gift shop is just down the hall to your right.

Posted by ArilovesAqu

Aries-my first relationship. The only man that ever made me cum from oral sex. He was not ambitious at all and had no plans to better his life so I had to leave.

Taurus-Taurus always talk a big game but I don’t trust any of them? They seem like hos that cast a wide net to catch anything? Never dated one or had sex with one but they’ve tried to get me.

Gemini-hell no. I went on a few dates with one. He had stank ass breath, was a slobbery kisser, lied about being in the military (!?!?!) then slept with my cousin while she was on her period when I called it off. All around fuck no.

Cancer- where would I even start. We have amazing sex and that’s about it. SO possessive and always accusing me of cheating. One cheated....numerous times. Verbally abusive. They come on super strong but can’t maintain that consistency. Always want babies?!!

Leo-he was a nice guy and good to me but had some demons he was fighting. He couldn’t stop doing drugs so I broke it off. He was really caring I just didn’t see a future with someone who needed substances to function.

Virgo-Virgos showed me what love is. So freaking romantic, drawing me pictures and writing me long cards about our future together. Good kissers. Gentle but strong. I ruined it both times.

Libra-no. Pathological liar

Scorpio-he said I made him insecure for the rest of his life because I “rejected” him in high school. So I dated him years later and he said he didn’t have time to talk to me throughout the day because he was too busy so I broke up with him. Now he finds all kinds of time to try to talk to me. He wanted to have a baby and asked me if I would just get pregnant and give the baby to him 🙄

Sag-don’t know any

Cap-He was weirdly insecure about his back hair and wouldn’t take his shirt off during sex. He has physically assaulted all of his gfs. Really just a POS person.

Aqua-Aqua is the only person I’ve ever met that puts in a good faith effort to change things for the better. If I ask for something he does his best to make that happen. He keeps his word. He’s passive aggressive af but I can deal with it 🤣 he’s a gentle giant.

Pisces-funny and fun to be around but holy shit the games they play are downright vicious 😳 and they do it all while looking innocent. Great as friends but I can’t date one.

*I forgot the other Libra I dated. We did have really great chemistry but he kept bringing his girl “friend” around that very obviously didn’t like me and was jealous of me. Finally the 3rd time she was hanging around making rude comments I told her to stfu and I cussed him out too 😊 and told him he knew that she had feelings for him and he shouldn’t have put me in that situation. She was an Aries too. That was the end of that.

I hate that kind of situation. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️ I been there with the Scorpio situation. But he kept lying about so many things. Saying the girl was just a best friend only and they were never going to get together. Or they never dated before.

So I learned a lot from that person. I walked away from since he was saying I was psychotic. He got some issues

aries sun- 6 yrs on-off, waste of time cant even describe him as a first love even though he is

leo sun- hs thing

aqua sun- hs thing but sexual!! he was very cute and touchy

libra sun

meh

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowAries: never actually dated one or recall fucking one, but every time I come across a sun or a mooner there's this instant sexual tension and familiarity around each other as if we're communicating subliminally. It's like we could say or do anything to each other and we wouldn't misunderstand or have a falling out.

https://i.imgur.com/iVPXNpn.gif<strong>Taurus:</strong> Cancer mooner was my first love. My fondest memory was driving up in the hills and listening to music on the roof of his car, laying there in silence for a few hours. He had the biggest nipples I'd ever seen. Lasted about a year, then he decided he wasn't the commiting type so I dumped him. Hooked up with a female friend of ours immediately afterwards, she dumped him after a month and I laughed my bitch ass off. The following year he showed back up, still a bit of sexual tension going on. I fucked him hard against my kitchen bench and then sent him on his way again.



I saw him again sometime ago, and I laughed in his face seeing him single while I was parading around someone way hotter than him. He had a surprisingly good-natured reaction to it. There's no hard feelings between us, but I'm a "told you so" kinda guy.Gemini: the one Gemini I recall fucking was an Aries mooner who was also the first guy to fuck me after I was sexually assaulted. He was too concerned with hurting me so he kept stopping every few seconds. So godamn annoying, I was like QUIT FUCKING STOPPING!!! But I wasn't looking for a relationship at the time so it didn't go anywhere. He hooked up with a Cap friend of ours and we drifted apart.

https://i.imgur.com/VX0sQRF.gif<strong>Cancer:</strong> Leo mooner, yummy beast. He liked to tease me at night by sleeping naked and using the sheets to cover himself up but leaving his ass flapping in the breeze. Had a nice perky one. Took him up on it more often than not. But had too much of a mommy fixation - and her with him. She didn't like him experimenting with men and she was constantly in his ear goading him to date chicks. So after I fucked him for a month straight I was like "ugh you freaks can have each other" and cut him loose.

https://i.imgur.com/DkOBptz.gif<strong>Leo:</strong>

⚡ Cap mooner 1: we worked together for a while, and recorded my only "vid" with him, a shower vid. We were soooo comfortable around each other. Both emotionally unavailable, just two young healthy babes having fun. I thought he got a bit attached near the end because he seemed to favor me over others, but business opportunities came up and he moved to greener pastures. I still miss him. Good fun.

⚡ Cap mooner 2: love of my life and longest love 6 years and counting, longest relationship 3 years and counting. Will probably be the death of me, rollercoaster of emotions. Really good and really bad, he's betrayed me, I've beat the crap out of him (and he probably liked it), and still tormenting each other. I'm fairly sure we both sadomazochists.

⚡ Leo mooner: the bane of Cap Mooner #2's existence lol, stated from the start he wants to fuck my brains out and is very critical of Cap Mooner #2 for taking my loyalty. They're more rivals than friends. We haven't fucked, although there have been a few close calls. Cap Mooner #2 is still not comfortable with him hanging around us.



What are you grinning at, missy??Virgo:

⚡ Scorp mooner: used to think he was the love of my life. We lasted for about 18 months and I broke my previous 12-hr record with him, got along like a house on fire. He stalked me from work and showed up on my doorstep at night. Lucky for him I've always been too stupid to be afraid of stalkers.

Too bad he was a selfish bastard who didn't appreciate everything I did for him. I bent over backwards to welcome his son from a previous relationship, but he showed me no consideration and started getting chummy with the mother again. I saw the writing on the wall and booted him first. Selfish bitch still tries to stick his nose into my life a decade later. And every time I tell him to go fuck himself with a cactus.



I'm supercool with his son though, and incidentally the mother as well. Sweet girl, she dumped him shortly after they got back together. So I like her even more.

⚡ Cancer mooner: sweetest boy of all, we were born only a few months apart. Had an icy demeanor that completely melted away when he smiled, killer green eyes. First time he met me, he hugged me and lightly licked my neck with the tip of his tongue. He meant business lol. I didn't mind that he was an escort. He was happy with the money he was making and he was very healthy, always knew how to pick his clients. His legs hilariously trembled when you nibbled on his dick over his pants. Lasted for about 3 months, but I started getting attached near the end and I started not wanting to share him. But the money was too good and he couldn't pass it up. We amicably parted ways. Still miss him.



⚡ Cap mooner: wouldn't call it dating. He was a cop I had previously worked with on something. Icy-demeanored Spanish-Italian bi-curious babe, said he was intrigued by me so I fucked him. After the second time in one week he decided taking it up the ass wasn't for him. Right, because he couldn't tell after the FIRST time I fucked him.

https://i.imgur.com/vG9bkt7.gif<strong>Libra:</strong> OHHHHHHHHH fuck no. I'd only fuck them and toss them like this



Having said that, a Sag mooner was a welcome distraction a while back. A couple years older than me but looking much younger, tall meaty bod with an asphyxiation fetish. I'm fairly sure I creamed my proverbial coochie when he demonstrated it, on me. Eh what can I say, I love to be dominated by a bigger hot guy, feeling his beautiful meaty bod pressing down on mine and showing me what's what. Too bad my dick was still too loyal to Cap mooner Leo #2 even though we were on a break.

https://i.imgur.com/maTEW0q.gif<strong>Scorp:</strong> A lot of sexual tension, especially with fire-mooned ones. Leo mooner claims he's not into men, yet he gets a particular twinkle in his eye around me, very easy to talk to, has an opinion about everything - no we haven't fucked. And Sag mooner, the one guy everyone says I have the most chemistry with - too bad I know him too well, he ain't the commiting type. There have been a few close calls between us, but we've never done it.

https://i.imgur.com/U2cTpJt.gif<strong>Sag:</strong> Most Sags I've met were either too skinny, too ugly or both.

https://i.imgur.com/8AD5R4z.gif<strong>Cap:</strong> the Alex Dimitriades types are smoking hot with beautiful meaty bodies, but I don't recall ever having stuck my stick in one. Doubt I'd date one, they're too faken boring for this Aries-dominant beast.

https://i.imgur.com/Kd0pNKf.gif<strong>Aqua:</strong> Godamn it I seem to be an Aqua magnet these days, they seem to luuuuv to play with fire. But knowing all they're interested in is sex kinda puts me off, aside from them being heartless motherfuckers. Dated a gorgeous brunette Scorp mooner twink for like 2 days a few years back while I was trying to forget Cap mooner Leo #2. Very sweet slick guy, but it was never gonna work while my heart already belonged to another. Another gorgeous brunette Scorp mooner twink grabbed my ass a little while back, made his intentions clear. But I'm just too damn loyal.

https://i.imgur.com/navHtc2.gif<strong>Pisces:</strong> never dated or fucked one. But going back to what I said about Aries energy, damn Aries mooner with a huge bubble ass and washboard abs and the cutest damnedest face in the world was almost too much to resist. Everything was so easy and natural between us, but I'm just not enough of a whore. And he was too much into vaping. I hate that shit, and smoke triggers my hayfever. Other than that, I would luuuuuuuuv to fuck his brains out for a week straight. Damn that ass.



You're welcome, boo. You may bow.

The gif made it funnier to read 😂😂 sounds like you made this with a little spice of sass

Pisces - married the prince on a white horse who turned out to be controlling and stubborn and irresponsible. He says he was too young at the time..

Aries -married, had kids with. He was a ton of fun and we partnered pretty decently in life, but turned out I was handling most everything, he succumbed to alcohol and later to enabling from parents. It was what made me decide to grow. Unfortunately not with him, but by myself after he refused to walk the getting healthier road with me. Love of my life so far anyway.

Cancer - tried to convert my religion and wanted a life together. When I had my own mind, my own way about religion and spirituality, he spun out emotionally and ran away.

Leo - I was his unrequited love. Crazy about me. 30 years ago. Introduced me to the Aries on accident. Came after me after he found out I was divorced. Problem was he wasnt 😢 serious problem letting go. We would’ve been perfect together. Ah the roads Untraveled.. this one started but then I refused cuz he was not available and he had a hard time giving up.. my answer “last time I checked you’re still married” but somehow I’m the one who didn’t want to walk the road? Whatever. Good partnership, emotional support and the one guy felt free with communication and emotions. So sad the timing was always all wrong. I guess I broke his heart the first time, we broke each other hearts more recently.

Virgo - first love, were supposed to get married, he broke my heart instead, apparently to let me fly free.

Libra - controlling, wanted to mold me, broke up with me cuz said he’d never fall in love but yet was emotionally all over the place? Think his Scorpio moon had trouble with my aqua moon.

Scorpio- big disconnect.. they have trouble that my emotions aren’t all out for the world to see and my bluntness too lol although one in England wants me to mover here 😂 until I’m like are you crazy?

Sags - ugh one screwed me over and another I didn’t trust

Capricorn - they ground me. Loved one, were planning a life except he kept running away.. think he felt out of control with me and he did that to get back in control. No doubt he loves me but it can never work. Great on vacations too. Partnership well together. Cap 2.0 has much more fire lol, fights for us, grounds me too, and tries to take care of me. Both are very good at giving space and wanting to be close. Interesting combo.

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The gif made it funnier to read 😂😂 sounds like you made this with a little spice of sass

I didn't wanna admit this lol, but I was pinged to respond to your thread by a non-DXPer who thoroughly enjoys my posting style . He requested me to go "all out" on it. My response to his request was one gif and a heads up to "watch this space":



He's actually got his own entry on the list. The Sag mooner Scorp who everyone says I got perfect chemistry with lol. I forgot to mention he's got the hottest navel trail I've ever seen on a guy. I fucking HATE IT when Jed shaves his off, far too often. I love navel trails!

So that whole song'n'dance up there is for his benefit aka amusement. It all worked out I guess, since people here proceeded to amuse me endlessly by hilariously crediting me with getting Nikkistar banned. Her getting banned for posting that fugly Dazed pic was hilarious enough, like friendly fire.



But then came the icing on the cake. I guess they missed the part where I like to gloat about getting people banned, like Enfant Feeble and Ands. I'm an Aries-stellium immature asshole like that. But I can't gloat about something I haven't done.

Bottoms up, pretty gurl!



35th thing, drink up. I better start looking for grey hairs. That Piscean fountain of youth will only get me so far 😘😘😘

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Posted by Echo

The gif made it funnier to read 😂😂 sounds like you made this with a little spice of sass

I didn't wanna admit this lol, but I was pinged to respond to your thread by a non-DXPer who thoroughly enjoys my posting style . He requested me to go "all out" on it. My response to his request was one gif and a heads up to "watch this space":



He's actually got his own entry on the list. The Sag mooner Scorp who everyone says I got perfect chemistry with lol. I forgot to mention he's got the hottest navel trail I've ever seen on a guy. I fucking HATE IT when Jed shaves his off, far too often. I love navel trails!

So that whole song'n'dance up there is for his benefit aka amusement. It all worked out I guess, since people here proceeded to amuse me endlessly by hilariously crediting me with getting Nikkistar banned. Her getting banned for posting that fugly Dazed pic was hilarious enough, like friendly fire.



But then came the icing on the cake. I guess they missed the part where I like to gloat about getting people banned, like Enfant Feeble and Ands. I'm an Aries-stellium immature asshole like that. But I can't gloat about something I haven't done.

Bottoms up, pretty gurl!



35th thing, drink up. I better start looking for grey hairs. That Piscean fountain of youth will only get me so far 😘😘😘

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