
VirgoHero
@VirgoHero
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Posted by aquasnoz
aww man where's the source I want to read too lol!

Posted by djbuck1Posted by VirgoHero
. . . Fuck my life and fuck that cheating whore.
Wow! It sounds like he had this well planned, as in "The next time she cheats, I'm going to . . . ."
I don't mean to come across as "Mr. Oblivious," and I am sure my various SIGOs have had secrets, but I usually don't pry.
My ex-wife, however, had an abortion I didn't know about (some other guy's child), but which I found out about later. A real piece of work she is.click to expand



Posted by aquasnoz
haha that's the plan! And nooo it's on reddit, it'll be another few more hours because I might stumble onto something.
Posted by aquasnoz
My saggie ex dutch-ovened me on our first night and blamed it on her cat is as far as it goes for me lol.click to expand

Posted by BalmyTigress
"Romantic weekend at Comic Con" :-)
I know I'm not supposed to focus on that and I'm even a bit of a geek myself, but still...




Posted by ninjutsu
My ex was a pimp and arranging "escorts" for men, in addition to drug dealing (high level import/export) when he promised he'd stopped the latter. The pimping stuff meanwhile I just never would have envisioned, ever. He had been going to "work" everyday as a manager for some company I never knew the name of, and now I understand why he didn't want me coming to the "Christmas work party". There were endless red flags that I didn't once pick up on because I trusted blindly. It wasn't even a case of me giving him the benefit of the doubt - there was no doubt - I absolutely believed every piece of crap he fed me, for a very long time.

Posted by ninjutsuPosted by VirgoHero
He's using my coconut oil to masturbate. Seriously it is disappearing way too fast and there is oil in the toilet. I don't care if he masturbates, but I'd rather he not use my coconut oil.
(Haha)
He must have luscious penis skin. I use that stuff on my body after every evening shower and it makes your skin sooo smooth and aromatic.click to expand

Posted by ninjutsuPosted by VirgoHero
He doesn't think I'm as attractive as his ex but is with me because he thinks I'm a nicer person.
(I brought this up with a few others earlier but how would any of you feel if you were the person depicted here?)
That one is really doubled-edged. Stings, but somewhat redeems itself. But I still really wouldn't like that to be applied to me.click to expand


Posted by ninjutsuPosted by wagtail
Wowser! Ninj... 😢
Hey Wags — 🙂 You got any?click to expand

Posted by ninjutsuPosted by VirgoHeroPosted by ninjutsu
My ex was a pimp and arranging "escorts" for men, in addition to drug dealing (high level import/export) when he promised he'd stopped the latter. The pimping stuff meanwhile I just never would have envisioned, ever. He had been going to "work" everyday as a manager for some company I never knew the name of, and now I understand why he didn't want me coming to the "Christmas work party". There were endless red flags that I didn't once pick up on because I trusted blindly. It wasn't even a case of me giving him the benefit of the doubt - there was no doubt - I absolutely believed every piece of crap he fed me, for a very long time.
Wow Nina! How long did you know before you had your "Come to Jesus" talk about it?
I never had a talk with him about it. He still doesn't know I know about the pimping or the fact that he was still involved with the drugs (unless he reads this hahaha). I was initially alerted when I found stuff in his email... I shouldn't have looked, I know. Something caught my eye and when that turned out to be dodgy I kept searching through his trash. Then I had it confirmed to me through other people when I started asking around. Prior to us getting back together he had admitted to having been involved with the drug imports for the entire two years we were together, which explains the money tbh, but before we got back together he swore to me it was all in the past. I still loved him so I guess I wanted to believe it, and honestly I just did. He thinks I broke up with him purely because of me and my issues. I was really scared of him but I'm not anymore.click to expand

Posted by wagtailPosted by ninjutsuPosted by wagtail
Wowser! Ninj... 😢
Hey Wags — 🙂 You got any?
Heya! Nooo, I don't think so... I was trying to remember,
but I think when the wool is pulled over my eyes it tends to stay there =\
I'm working on it though =)
click to expand


Posted by VirgoHeroPosted by ninjutsuPosted by VirgoHeroPosted by ninjutsu
My ex was a pimp and arranging "escorts" for men, in addition to drug dealing (high level import/export) when he promised he'd stopped the latter. The pimping stuff meanwhile I just never would have envisioned, ever. He had been going to "work" everyday as a manager for some company I never knew the name of, and now I understand why he didn't want me coming to the "Christmas work party". There were endless red flags that I didn't once pick up on because I trusted blindly. It wasn't even a case of me giving him the benefit of the doubt - there was no doubt - I absolutely believed every piece of crap he fed me, for a very long time.
Wow Nina! How long did you know before you had your "Come to Jesus" talk about it?
I never had a talk with him about it. He still doesn't know I know about the pimping or the fact that he was still involved with the drugs (unless he reads this hahaha). I was initially alerted when I found stuff in his email... I shouldn't have looked, I know. Something caught my eye and when that turned out to be dodgy I kept searching through his trash. Then I had it confirmed to me through other people when I started asking around. Prior to us getting back together he had admitted to having been involved with the drug imports for the entire two years we were together, which explains the money tbh, but before we got back together he swore to me it was all in the past. I still loved him so I guess I wanted to believe it, and honestly I just did. He thinks I broke up with him purely because of me and my issues. I was really scared of him but I'm not anymore.
Crazy. Love will do that to you but I'm really glad you got out of that situation.click to expand

Posted by VirgoHeroPosted by wagtailPosted by ninjutsuPosted by wagtail
Wowser! Ninj... 😢
Hey Wags — 🙂 You got any?
Heya! Nooo, I don't think so... I was trying to remember,
but I think when the wool is pulled over my eyes it tends to stay there =\
I'm working on it though =)
All it means is you're a trusting person, Wag 😄 Just got to be with someone worthy of said trust.click to expand



Posted by VirgoHero
He's using my coconut oil to masturbate. Seriously it is disappearing way too fast and there is oil in the toilet. I don't care if he masturbates, but I'd rather he not use my coconut oil.
(Haha)

Posted by djbuck1Posted by VirgoHeroPosted by djbuck1Posted by VirgoHero
. . . Fuck my life and fuck that cheating whore.
Wow! It sounds like he had this well planned, as in "The next time she cheats, I'm going to . . . ."
I don't mean to come across as "Mr. Oblivious," and I am sure my various SIGOs have had secrets, but I usually don't pry.
My ex-wife, however, had an abortion I didn't know about (some other guy's child), but which I found out about later. A real piece of work she is.
Aww man. That's pretty damn harsh and I'm sorry. IF I may ask, how did you end up finding out about it?
She was also smoking dope. That I knew about. You could smell it on her. She denied it, of course. I warned her repeatedly to stop (and this was recreational use, not an addiction). The sheer wrong of it aside, our daughter was in the house when she was doing it, and in my position I can't afford someone I am living with having criminal/police involvement. By this time, the "marriage" had long since ended and we were cohabiting for the sake of our daughter.
The soon-to-be ex kept right on, despite my warning that I would find her stash and have her arrested. So, I set out to find the stash, and in the process I found her journal. It led to the stash, along with lots of other interesting doings-- including her kitchen-table-top coupling with some rascal and the subsequent abortion.
And yes, I had her arrested.click to expand

Posted by Poisson
Billions of men inhabit this God given earth... watch me end up with one of these scheming assholes.

Posted by ninjutsuPosted by VirgoHero
Hahah I know, I know, Leebs.
The thread is closing in on 25000 comments (WOW!) but truthfully it just reinforces what I want out of a lady and what my expectations are 😄
(A not so terrible excerpt)
My husband waits until I fall asleep and then tells me how beautiful he thinks I am, how much he loves me, etc. I only know because I've woken up a few times during, once I couldn't help but smile and he said "Oops! You're waking up." kissed my forhead and rolled over. He tells me he loves me and what not when I'm awake, but he is rarely overly emotional so it's cute to know he gets mushy when I fall asleep.
See? They aren't all terrible hah
Awww 🙂 —click to expand

Posted by wateryram80
I'll be on this website all night. lol

Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by VirgoHero
He's using my coconut oil to masturbate. Seriously it is disappearing way too fast and there is oil in the toilet. I don't care if he masturbates, but I'd rather he not use my coconut oil.
(Haha)
Lol!click to expand


Posted by Pisces1880
The Guinea pig one was hilarious more so this comment to it bahahaha
I'm so sorry to hear about your wife, that's terrible to find out that someone you love and trust is cheating on you.
In other news, my girlfriend and I have guinea pigs (6, jesus christ) and one of them is a fucking asshole like yours. She goes CHOMPCHOMPFUCKINGCHOMP on the water bottle at all hours of the night and fucking floods the cage and stomps around in poop and then in the water and smells like a dirty ass because of it. She's a fucking fat whore pig who eats everything and is verbally and physically abusive to my other pigs who are INNOCENT little shitbags.
That's my story. Her name is Snickers. Fuck Snickers.
Anyhow, I hope I made you feel better about the pig situatio

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao u had and go and make a thread VH

Posted by VirgoHeroPosted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao u had and go and make a thread VH
Hahah Nights, I shit you not. I kept reading until 4am and the thread was still going strong this morning. There was so much goodness I had to share it with ya'll! 😄click to expand

Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by VirgoHeroPosted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao u had and go and make a thread VH
Hahah Nights, I shit you not. I kept reading until 4am and the thread was still going strong this morning. There was so much goodness I had to share it with ya'll! 😄
Did u finally finish the thread yet?? hahaclick to expand


Posted by VirgoHero
My wife and I started dating when we were fifteen. We broke up here and there, but were on most of that time. We went to different colleges, but were mostly together. Then grad school, same deal, only we ended up renting an apartment together and sharing more than hallways and back seats of cars. We got married, got real jobs, bought a house. We have been together for more than half of our lives, we're 38 and 39 years old now. We have two wonderful kids together, a boy and a girl, five and three years old, and my wife isn't just the best wife in the world, she's also, apparently, the best mom in the world. That said, I know for goddamn's sake she knows how to use the remote. I caught her switching the tv from cable to PS3, then log into Netflix, then navigate to a movie. When she says, "can you put on the movie, I don't know how," I know she's a healthy, intelligent, successful, athletic, active, funny, caring, loving, kind, generous, selfless phony. I love my wife beyond anything and I'm glad she asks for my help at times, even when not needed.
(Aww that's kind of nice. Alright, maybe this marriage thing isn't so bad lol)



Posted by brianafay
Any other secrets he's keeping from me, he must be really good at because I am unaware.
He is a Scorp moon though, not much would surprise me with that one

Posted by james tate
GEEZE I AM GLAD I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
WHAT A FUCKING DEPRESSING THREAD THIS IS
I WISH SOME ONE WOULD POST A RELATIONSHIP THREAD WHERE THEY ARE HAPPY


Posted by Poisson
$ 10 says that dude is a Scorpio. 😄

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I found this question on another website and have been engrossed all night with the 15000+ responses and stories. If there is ANY truth to Virgos being the sign that stays a bachelor the longest, I'm SO not getting married after this!
Here are some choice excerpts: