Why are women so damn horny?

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I can't even have a decent conversation with a female without her getting all horny. Every time I think I found myself a decent girl she turn out to be a hoe who's only after one thing.

I'm on a couple of social networking sites and I got so many of these horny bitches contacting me trying to get a piece of this. They be like 'You wanna have some fun—?'

NO BITCH HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU I'M NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!

Why are women so damn horny?
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Markell...

What ever you do, don't talk to Somedaystarswillalign. She will try to use you for food stamps and corndogs.



Seconded. You want to just avoid her as well.

Probably best to avoid redheads too, they are always hot and bothered, and even more expensive than blondes and brunettes. Works out that way every time, never fails!
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Takes one to know one!!! lol!!!

He couldn't handle a red head anyway! 😉
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^haha

But you know what. I thought it could be an interesting topic because the common misconception is that men are the hornier. (we think about sex 7 times a minute or something?)

But his post reeks of arrogance which isn't helped by his profile picture. Question is, why would one post about this on an anonymous forum on the internet to complete random strangers? ... I guess P Angel already answered that...
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Posted by Markell
I can't even have a decent conversation with a female without her getting all horny. Every time I think I found myself a decent girl she turn out to be a hoe who's only after one thing.

I'm on a couple of social networking sites and I got so many of these horny bitches contacting me trying to get a piece of this. They be like 'You wanna have some fun—?'

NO BITCH HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU I'M NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!

Why are women so damn horny?



Maybe if you didn't ask for it by posting half naked pictures, oh swift one, you wouldn't attract such types of creatures. You like the attention and you whining about it like it's a hassle just further illustrates the ego involved here.

You're 18. I'm surprised that females even chase you. Your balls barely just dropped.

If you supposedly don't want this attention, quit with the shirtless pics. You know exactly why you're getting this attention. Cry me a goddamned river. Jebus.
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Posted by AA
^haha

But you know what. I thought it could be an interesting topic because the common misconception is that men are the hornier. (we think about sex 7 times a minute or something?)

But his post reeks of arrogance which isn't helped by his profile picture. Question is, why would one post about this on an anonymous forum on the internet to complete random strangers? ... I guess P Angel already answered that...



It's once every 7 seconds.
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bootm line for every guy for every one who wants to do him there are 10 who don't
I'LL out do him when I was just a little Tater in the 3ed grade the teacher was asking all of us what we wanted to be when we grew up.
It came to me I told her I wanted to be a Billionair.. She ask why I said so I could have a home in the south of france and one in the alps and one in Wales. I also wanted a fine auto I also needed money to buy nice things for my bitch so she would fuck me several times a day and she would be a fine bitch. The teacher did not know what to say so she ask Mary behind me what she wanted to be she said Tate's bitch.

OMG and I was only 8 years old.
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bootm line for every guy for every one who wants to do him there are 10 who don't
I'LL out do him when I was just a little Tater in the 3ed grade the teacher was asking all of us what we wanted to be when we grew up.
It came to me I told her I wanted to be a Billionair.. She ask why I said so I could have a home in the south of france and one in the alps and one in Wales. I also wanted a fine auto I also needed money to buy nice things for my bitch so she would fuck me several times a day and she would be a fine bitch. The teacher did not know what to say so she ask Mary behind me what she wanted to be she said Tate's bitch.

OMG and I was only 8 years old.



OMG!!! I was literally falling out of my chair laughing!!!!
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Posted by truecap
Posted by james tate
bootm line for every guy for every one who wants to do him there are 10 who don't
I'LL out do him when I was just a little Tater in the 3ed grade the teacher was asking all of us what we wanted to be when we grew up.
It came to me I told her I wanted to be a Billionair.. She ask why I said so I could have a home in the south of france and one in the alps and one in Wales. I also wanted a fine auto I also needed money to buy nice things for my bitch so she would fuck me several times a day and she would be a fine bitch. The teacher did not know what to say so she ask Mary behind me what she wanted to be she said Tate's bitch.

OMG and I was only 8 years old.



OMG!!! I was literally falling out of my chair laughing!!!!
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ME TOO!!! It read like one of those Little Johnny jokes! Priceless!!!!!!!!!!