You guys are tetards

This topic was created in the Relationships forum by Gemitati on Friday, January 27, 2017 and has 14 replies.
Just went to tell my husband about your reaction in Las Vegas 50fh bday!

He said why are you even talking to these retards? They know chicken tits!

We were 3 married couple friends. Had time of our lives! He had a hooker sitting face in ( I didn't know until now) on his lap! They were talking...

All of us were watching pole dancers.

One friend said it looks better on HBO!

I made up with security guy for a sec...

So what's wrong? Don't you live?

And mind me we haven't done pot or any drugs. So...really? What's a huge sin?
Titards.
Takes a tetard to know a tetard

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Posted by Gemitati
Just went to tell my husband about your reaction in Las Vegas 50fh bday!

He said why are you even talking to these retards? They know chicken tits!

We were 3 married couple friends. Had time of our lives! He had a hooker sitting face in ( I didn't know until now) on his lap! They were talking...

All of us were watching pole dancers.

One friend said it looks better on HBO!

I made up with security guy for a sec...

So what's wrong? Don't you live?

And mind me we haven't done pot or any drugs. So...really? What's a huge sin?
So if its no big deal, why is your affair with the

Scorp a secret?

I'm honestly curious.

Seems it would be no big deal.

Te`tard´

n. 1. (Zool.) A gobioid fish (Eleotris gyrinus) of the Southern United States; - called also sleeper.


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Posted by Deedee86
Te`tard´

n. 1. (Zool.) A gobioid fish (Eleotris gyrinus) of the Southern United States; - called also sleeper.


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So what's a titard then?

Devil
Never said it was a problem...gotta keep things spicy - if that's how you and the hubby do that then cool beans! Not a lot of people are that open minded and relaxed about shiz so kudos to you guys.
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Gemitati
Just went to tell my husband about your reaction in Las Vegas 50fh bday!

He said why are you even talking to these retards? They know chicken tits!

We were 3 married couple friends. Had time of our lives! He had a hooker sitting face in ( I didn't know until now) on his lap! They were talking...

All of us were watching pole dancers.

One friend said it looks better on HBO!

I made up with security guy for a sec...

So what's wrong? Don't you live?

And mind me we haven't done pot or any drugs. So...really? What's a huge sin?
So if its no big deal, why is your affair with the

Scorp a secret?

I'm honestly curious.

Seems it would be no big deal.

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Are you kidding me?

My Scorp love means end of my marriage if ever so!

If we both ever said that's IT - it would be disaster!

Posted by PootyButt
I'm pretty open-minded, but every time you describe this scenario I just imagine bad smells.

Get nose plugs or spray area with Clorox!
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tell your husband I can get my dick hard so I don't care what he says
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Gemitati
Just went to tell my husband about your reaction in Las Vegas 50fh bday!

He said why are you even talking to these retards? They know chicken tits!

We were 3 married couple friends. Had time of our lives! He had a hooker sitting face in ( I didn't know until now) on his lap! They were talking...

All of us were watching pole dancers.

One friend said it looks better on HBO!

I made up with security guy for a sec...

So what's wrong? Don't you live?

And mind me we haven't done pot or any drugs. So...really? What's a huge sin?
So if its no big deal, why is your affair with the

Scorp a secret?

I'm honestly curious.

Seems it would be no big deal.

Are you kidding me?

My Scorp love means end of my marriage if ever so!

If we both ever said that's IT - it would be disaster!

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Soo... your husband can be unfaithful and sleep

with hookers but you can't be unfaithful and

sleep with Scorpios.


Confused

The rules of that game are most confusing.

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Posted by ChoXtsy
Tetarded


Choxtsy...i can tell youre a good person with a big heart.

Big Grin

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I seriously doubt it's her heart you noticed.
Posted by PootyButt
I'm pretty open-minded, but every time you describe this scenario I just imagine bad smells.

Lmao

Laughing