Prayer to the Creator God ..

Please forgive me for opening up "that" spam in my email, for I am but a stupid lamb and truly thought that when it said ..

"Guaranteed to bring you ecstacy" .. that it was a message from you, My Lord, My Saviour, and I am but a humble servant to your will.

Had I known that it was a message from Satan to try and tempt me into fornication, I would have gouged out my eyes, in your honour, for I would sacrifice anything, even my freedom to choose my own destiny in life for you, My Lord.

I ask you, God, in the name of Jesus .. if my penis falls off as just reward of your wrath ... will you create a new one for me.

Bless you .. Amen !!!

I beseech upon thee, Holy Son of the Creator God, give guidance to other contrite souls who know not what they do, and in search of your glory, may in error sin upon you by believing this same spam is a sign for everlasting life in the Holy Kingdom, and open the mail.

My God, Please save thier pensis.

Thank You .. Amen !!!



For my penitence .. I have prayed on this for 3 consecutive days, my Lord, and then published.

*raises eyebrow*

My penis fell off .. I've spent the past three consecutive days praying for a new one, oh Lord .. and now I must publish it again and hope, just hope that by posting it here, that you will hear me.

I was praying that you heard anyway and that a chain-prayer wasn't needed for you to hear me .. but, this must be my mistake and why my penis hasn't grown back yet.

Please consider this publication as my faithfulness.

Amen

"oh Lord .. and now I must publish it again and hope, just hope that by posting it here, that you will hear me"

"I was praying that you heard anyway and that a chain-prayer wasn't needed for you to hear me .. but, this must be my mistake and why my penis hasn't grown back yet"

Okay okay! Jesus Christ! - I hear you child!

Here's a whopping ten inch 'womb-raider' for you. Happy!?#!@#??

It hasn't grown back yet .. I'm still WAITING !!!!!

How many times do I have to ask, my Lord?

I'm a faithful lamb, why must I keep asking?

Forgive me God, but, I feel like you don't really want me to have my penis .. you just want me to keep praising you in hope that it will be bestowed upon me.

You created me, dear God, and so therefore gave me the ability to feel sensations of pleasure .. but, I have sinned by embracing and liking it.

Forgive me for the sin of wanting to enjoy using my penis, my Lord.

I must pray and ask for forgiveness of liking to feel the sexual pleasure that you created within me, for I now understand that as a sinner, I'm only allowed to enjoy your gift of creation if I'm faithful to praising you.

I will doso for 3 consecutive days. In 3 days, my Saviour, I will faithfully honor this and come back to publish it.

Amen

=)) ROTFL.

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