Da hell kinda dinner did i walk into?

Last night i went to dinner with some friends. Were all laughing and joking. Then a girl comes in to join us.

This girl is a girl whose been stalking me everywhere i go over this sag dude i used to mess around with. Ive since stopped because he was chock full of games, but she still believes we hang out. So she sits right across from me at the table and her stare down commences. Awkward moment #1.

THEN.

Another girl walks in and this girl is head over heels with the scorp who ive also since stopped messing with as well. This girl has made it her life to make sure that I know she is now crushing on him. No problemo, you got that. Gladly. As soon as she saw me, her whole face changed and she starts dropping his name. She starts going on about what he says to her and I was thinking to myself, yeah i heard that line, that story, and i had the same rose colored glasses response. Awkward moment #2

This girl sits next to the other girl. Both of them all in my face!!! I literally thought this was a setup! what are the odds of 2 girls who have beef with me would come AND sit right next to each other.

Me and my virg gal friend are trying are best not to laugh over this situation. I felt like a guy whose in the club and BOTH his baby mamas decide to pop up and surprise him. Just hilarious.

I can tell that they both have something on their mind. I can feel the heat and tension.

Virg is texting me and were sitting right next to each other. I text her, "Should i even tell these girls that both these dudes STILL call me. like the last couple of days recently." Then i was like naw, let them learn in the field like i did.

Then i suddenly had an epiphany. I am the smartest woman at this table! I won and these girls are still knee deep in men who they call boo but their boo is everyone's boo. Theyre still knee deep in mud and cant see straight.

I saw myself in them, how i was crushing hard, but then i wised up. Theyre still on the merry go round. Its crazy how the SIGN youve been looking for gets dropped right in front of you.

Damn that was some epic shit.

I wanted to ask if your Virgo friend happened to be nearby lol.

Oh yeah, when we got up to go, me and her left together and she was like what the duckers was that shit about!

She told me that, DMV you were just like them. All stressed out over dudes who are no good for you. Now look at you. Dont go back! Girl, you won.

I don't know DMV...on a long enough timeline we all lose though 😄

Posted by Damnata
I don't know DMV...on a long enough timeline we all lose though 😄

Girl, im a sag, my timeline extends to today lol

LMAO

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Posted by Damnata
I don't know DMV...on a long enough timeline we all lose though 😄

Girl, im a sag, my timeline extends to today lol

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ahaha yes

Posted by DMV
I felt like a guy whose in the club and BOTH his baby mamas decide to pop up and surprise him. Just hilarious.

#dead

Sounds like an eventful night. I LOVE moments like that. #eatyourheartoutbitches!

Posted by arietteheart2
Some times your stories just speak to me lol. Out of everyone on this board I think you're the only one who would understand the predicaments I find myself in.

the shenanigans even amaze ME! I almost wanted to just say fuck it. Lets handle this at the dinner table. What you want to know me and your so called boo—— Cause obviously you have an eye problem and you have something you wanna get off your chest.

theyre not even prepared for the truth. they cant handle it. Shit, I couldnt when i was in their shoes. Ignorance was very bliss.

now i just laugh. im in a better place.

Posted by PotHeadVirgo24
I thought they were gone try & jump you, lolol. Then I read you had your friend next to you. You need to carry a weapon cause aint no telling what mother fuckers be thinking.

Carry you a switch blade or a hunting knife just in more than one person gets out of hand.

It's better to be prepared. You never know.

My silence when girls try me frustrates the hell out of em. I just laugh, give vague answers, or pretend i dont even speak english. I just look at them with my non reaction. Trust, they dont want a mars in virgo sarcastic ass response mixed with scorp moon i dont give a shit chaser.

One day my lack of words will push someone over the edge.

i wish a bitch would put her hands on me. I may laugh alot, crack jokes, and take not no situation seriously, but try putting your hands on me.

What homegirl #2 dont know is that her so called man was parked outside my house last week. damn stalkers, both of em bwhwhahahahah

do you know their signs at all? lol

Posted by Sag89
do you know their signs at all? lol

The girl who the scorp is currently bout to chew up and spit out is a SAG! I wanna save her but then her fakeness prevented me from doing so. So i digress.

The other girl, naw i dont know.

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Posted by Sag89
do you know their signs at all? lol

The girl who the scorp is currently bout to chew up and spit out is a SAG! I wanna save her but then her fakeness prevented me from doing so. So i digress.

The other girl, naw i dont know.

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im just going to sit back and watch the drama. Its coming. The crazy thing is, this aint new with the scorp. He has used girls in the past to get a reaction out of me. He still calls and texts. But he hasnt shown his face. He knows he will get embarrassed if he tries to talk to me in public. I will show no mercy. He will come up to me, I will laugh and say some hurtful shit. He will get silent, eyes will water, sit in the corner and he will drink himself into another DUI. So instead, his smart ass sends a woman to do his dirty work.

i was thinking at the table, who out of the 2 of them would have the tits to speak first. I didnt have to speak, Im not the one looking for answers or confused. Im enjoying life on the other side of the coin.

even better, if both these girls know about me and my dealings with the other girls so called boo.

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Posted by Sag89
do you know their signs at all? lol

The girl who the scorp is currently bout to chew up and spit out is a SAG! I wanna save her but then her fakeness prevented me from doing so. So i digress.

The other girl, naw i dont know.

im just going to sit back and watch the drama. Its coming. The crazy thing is, this aint new with the scorp. He has used girls in the past to get a reaction out of me. He still calls and texts. But he hasnt shown his face. He knows he will get embarrassed if he tries to talk to me in public. I will show no mercy. He will come up to me, I will laugh and say some hurtful shit. He will get silent, eyes will water, sit in the corner and he will drink himself into another DUI. So instead, his smart ass sends a woman to do his dirty work.

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those water signs drink like fishes don't they? lulz

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Posted by Sag89
do you know their signs at all? lol

The girl who the scorp is currently bout to chew up and spit out is a SAG! I wanna save her but then her fakeness prevented me from doing so. So i digress.

The other girl, naw i dont know.

Jerk =).

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She can't see you.. She blocked you.

@DMV, Are you sure that your Virgo friend did not tell them where the two of you were dining at? How did they know where to find you? Inquiring minds want to know.......

Posted by Easha23000us
@DMV, Are you sure that your Virgo friend did not tell them where the two of you were dining at? How did they know where to find you? Inquiring minds want to know.......

hi Easha, naw she wouldnt do that. Now someone else at the table, yes they would do something like that but I think it was all a coincidence. It was a group of people dining.

it was God showing me how lame I was being.

Okay good...Just checking😉