DMV
@DMV
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I couldnt tap out
Lmfao! DMV where do you get these stories?!
Posted by DMVPosted by Rabbit
Off the Dollar Menu?
hes a mcdouble kinda guy.click to expand
This made me LOL.
you have the best stories.
Sounds like a Cancer
I just cracked up so hard that my dog looks deathly concerned for my well being. Thank you for an excellent start to my beautiful morning.
Um, omg aries were you there? lol
i talk so much about him, it probably feels like she was there lol
i feel like if u can get past their charm and ability to upsell themselves, treat yourself to a sag man.
Posted by DMV
i feel like if u can get past their charm and ability to upsell themselves, treat yourself to a sag man.
_??
Posted by RabbitPosted by DMVPosted by Rabbit
Off the Dollar Menu?
hes a mcdouble kinda guy.
Ha ha!
Good man.
At least he's not getting salads and snack wraps.click to expand
nope. his diet consists of hamburgers and fries. occasional ice cream. he's a kid. he hates when i eat salad.\\
i do enjoy mcdonalds Mc Wrap.
Posted by Scorsagian21
LMFAO...WOW. Whew, i feel better now for some reason.
oh yeah, whys that?? 🙂
i wish Legia would come back. i FEEL like shes been thinking about it
Posted by exoskeleton
i was hoping your safeword was still "pancakes", dmv. 😛
welcome back, scors! 🙂
im trying to cut back on carbs.
Posted by feby16aqua
Safe word stuff is just SO sexy!!!
What porn was it? I just love what you described 😛
it was a porn with this girl named Kakey. She has a super long tongue. Uses alot of spit!
Posted by CluelessCancer
If he a guy buck shot in my face than told me to go get him some mcdees. Well hah, that would never happen. I'm not a Garbage Disposal.
sure it would mars n virgo. Youd happily do it and feed it to him.
Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by FrostAndBite
DMV, spicing up dxp's sex life since 2010.
That's not sex it's degradation.click to expand
Gurl puh lease, I know this story made even your dry crusted up pussy quiver. Its okay to admit it, its natural.
Posted by cheekyfaerie
No, but to each their own. I can get down with the best of em, but even i have 2 rules.
1) If you tie me up, you can't leave me.
and
2) Don't shoot my eye out.
It's just common courtesy.
lol @dont shoot me in the eye. I feel the same way with my weave. I know of a girl who was left tied up while a guy went to work. Kinda turned me on.
it's like an erotic story. they have sites like that some of its pretty hot.
Posted by DMVPosted by CluelessCancerPosted by FrostAndBite
DMV, spicing up dxp's sex life since 2010.
That's not sex it's degradation.
Gurl puh lease, I know this story made even your dry crusted up pussy quiver. Its okay to admit it, its natural.click to expand
Lol. Dmv where the fuck u come up with this shit dry crusted up pussy
Ive never had a bk salad
I was thoroughly entertained
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