Alarm Clocks
This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Scorpius_ on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 and has 48 replies.
FUCK YOU PIECE OF CRAP!
When I say go off at 3 THEN YOU GO OFF AT 3, NOT 8 MORON!
I want a birthday blowjob.
Birthday's Eve blowjob and then birthday fuck.
Rox, get over here! Hurry!!!
When they don't work we get late and PISSED OFF! THEN when they finally do work they still piss you off! I want a rooster instead, they're easier to try and strangle.
Oh Happy Birthday
It's not my birthday but thank you.
Help me formulate the death of this fucking thing!
let`s go have an orgy Scorpius.
All Scorpio board chicks including Kris are invited too.
LOL NICE ONE!
Don't think I'm into orgys so much, sir.
Even though I've heard some things about you. =O
Comon,there will be Roxi too,also Cap and archy..
I'm not sharring Roxi with you. We tried to split her between us but that didn't work out, remember? So no you can't have her. Take the other two.
Jesus.... People never learn.
Oh look at that! Life is outside! See ya'll later.
And if you get this, Rox, I'm sorry I didn't wake up in time. Will call.
Will call.What Nyx?you want too..?I don`t think Devil would like the idea..
Eh!you must do whatever your fiance says..got it girl?
The orgy starts in 5 4 3 2 Kris stop miawing,we will get you a cat,don`t worry.
The orgy starts in 5 4 3 2 Kris stop miawing,we will get you a cat,don`t worry.
"where r the other participants?..."
They are taking sex courses,i don`t want them to embarasse us in front of all the Geminis in the orgy..so be patient..
Kris,you finished the course?good..what was your grade?What? you don`t even know where is your tool?damn.
They are taking sex courses,i don`t want them to embarasse us in front of all the Geminis in the orgy..so be patient..
Kris,you finished the course?good..what was your grade?What? you don`t even know where is your tool?damn.
I wake up by the sun and the sun rise at 7am
Nyx don't do that to your boyfriend, he loves you to bits and pieces. And no I'm not taking my clothes off for you but you are still a good friend. 
And yes you're right. Men are easy to control with sex. I just wish you people would use your powers for good.
And yes you're right. Men are easy to control with sex. I just wish you people would use your powers for good.
Scorpionlady, I'm an early riser too. The morning and evening suns are breath-taking. It is very romantic when you see it going down but even more coming up. Every morning I used to go out with my laptop, coffee, and cigarettes and just watch it for at least an hour. Now that the winter's here though...
New York can be really beautiful sometimes, especially up here.
What's a nympho?
And Hypno has about 5.7 million Geminis already gropping his pants. You will probably catch something.
"devil wont come right now...he is busy...very busy somewhere else...muaahahahaha!"
OH MY GOD!! I would be having a cornary, complex, and then shoot myself if I saw this! God damn free spirits lol!
OH MY GOD!! I would be having a cornary, complex, and then shoot myself if I saw this! God damn free spirits lol!
Well according to him, he can just use his lllooooooooooooooooooooooooooong dick.
I know. I didn't want to see it but... He forced me. 
That fucking smily face is the gayest thing I've ever seen >>
Why is he sticking his tongue out like he's hungry for dick?
And this one >>
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I think this one is more your bag, Nyx.
And this is your inner self according to your artwork.
And this is your favourite activity.
Lol! Wow you people have some sick ass humour! Laughing at my Satan jokes and all.
Tomorrow's your birthday Scorpius???
YAY!
One ... two .. three GO!
A Very Happy Un-birthday to you
To Scorpius!!
A Very Happy Un-Birthday to you
To Scorpius!!!
A Very Happy Unbirthday, a very happy un-birthday, a very hapy unbirthday to YOOOUUU!!!
YAAAYYY!!! WOOOHOOOOWWOOO
YAY!
One ... two .. three GO!
A Very Happy Un-birthday to you
To Scorpius!!
A Very Happy Un-Birthday to you
To Scorpius!!!
A Very Happy Unbirthday, a very happy un-birthday, a very hapy unbirthday to YOOOUUU!!!
YAAAYYY!!! WOOOHOOOOWWOOO
LOL! Thank you! I'm sure there'll be a thread. They did it for everyone else. I'm so excited. What did you get me? A new gun?!
I'm so excited. What did you get me? A new gun?!*Opens cappysweety's gift*
Socks? Are you kidding me? Yea... I'll try to have a good birthday now.
Socks? Are you kidding me? Yea... I'll try to have a good birthday now.
LOL!!! Yep socks, I couldn't thin of what to get you. I very well can't have sex with you, that wouldn't be lady-like *grins*
Well we know what's on who's mind!!
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