Beetleguese

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Your new picture reminds me of Pulp Fiction .....lol
BTW - That gun looks kinda scary.......Word of advice be nice to BG. What are you doing with such a big gun?
Posted by Beetleguese
It's not a gun baby, it's a riflesmile


Gun...rifle ....what are you doing with it? Looks quiet deadly. I assume you are not game hunting pelicans in Florida? lol
ooooo wait a minute .......you probably won't answer because your a Scorpio.......I am asking too many questions and probably annoying you. Winking
Anywho .....your pic looks like tough guy.......but deep down .....we know you are a teddy bear. Can't fool us. Winking

PD
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Posted by Beetleguese
It's not a gun baby, it's a riflesmile


Gun...rifle ....what are you doing with it? Looks quiet deadly. I assume you are not game hunting pelicans in Florida? lol
ooooo wait a minute .......you probably won't answer because your a Scorpio.......I am asking too many questions and probably annoying you. Winking
Anywho .....your pic looks like tough guy.......but deep down .....we know you are a teddy bear. Can't fool us. Winking

PD


you know that scorps retaliate with brute unnecessary force, some call it overkill, we call it winning decisivelyWinking
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ooooo sounds kinda kinky .....tie up your girl and throw her over your shoulder. Watch out because some girls kinda like that. lol Winking
Posted by Beetleguese
Pisces girls all love thatWinking


How did you know??? Winking lol
I gotto boogie on with my day but this is for sure the pisces ......love being the damsal in distress....hehehehe (Really she was probably hoping to remain tied up. lol hehehehehe

Scorpios and Pisces can read each other pretty well, eh? I have to admit that I love being "rescued" and being thrown over the shoulder could be fun too! Winking I have to say that I am quite leery of Scorpio men for relationships though. Sad
Yes BG, the new pic is cool. smile
Posted by Beetleguese
Oh she definitely enjoyed being tied up, it was in her eyes, freaky fishies, so hotsmile


That is why the fish is so irresistible ........nice girl like the girl next door on the outside .....but when we grow up we unleash and become freaks behind closed doors. It is how we hone into our empowerment .....and you just thought it was the look in our eyes. hehehehe Winking It is called the power of seduction. Winking
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Oh she definitely enjoyed being tied up, it was in her eyes, freaky fishies, so hotsmile


That is why the fish is so irresistible ........nice girl like the girl next door on the outside .....but when we grow up we unleash and become freaks behind closed doors. It is how we hone into our empowerment .....and you just thought it was the look in our eyes. hehehehe Winking It is called the power of seduction. Winking


Like I didn't know all that, betcha didn't know that I knew about the Pisces hunting methods either did ya? Make the scorp feel like he's hunting, all the while they're actually springing their own trap. Such lovely creaturesWinking
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Shucks .......you know our secrets. :\ Okay I really gotto log off and boogie ....but nice pic BG .....lots of girls like the bad boy .....and that pic definately says that. I actually fall for the intellectual nerdy types .......so if you are smart and bad .....wow what a lethal combination!!! Tongue
PD
Layers hugh .......hmmmmmm Can I pull them down one by one with my teeth? I like surprises. Winking
LOL ....sorry I could not resist. hehehehehe
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Layers hugh .......hmmmmmm Can I pull them down one by one with my teeth? I like surprises. Winking
LOL ....sorry I could not resist. hehehehehe


Of course you can't resist, the question is, can you spring the trap?smile
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Why don't you find out if I can spring the trap???? How do you know I want to trap you? lol I feel so bad for caged animals ...they should wild and free. I know I could pet you. Winking hahahahaha
PD
I luv that pic beetle! muah!
pd I luv ur avi too smile
u should watch "the death of Salvador Dali" Dita won best actress at bev hills film fest beating out a lot of young Hollywood starlets!
if u can't find it in it's entirety I'll post a link for u smile
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Layers hugh .......hmmmmmm Can I pull them down one by one with my teeth? I like surprises. Winking
LOL ....sorry I could not resist. hehehehehe


Of course you can't resist, the question is, can you spring the trap?smile


Why don't you find out if I can spring the trap???? How do you know I want to trap you? lol I feel so bad for caged animals ...they should wild and free. I know I could pet you. Winking hahahahaha
PD



I've already run the scenarios, plotted all outcomes, we're just going through the motions, the jury is already in my little fishyWinking
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So BG if the jury finds me guilty ......what do you intend to do .......handcuff me and spank me??? ROFL hehehehehe
Posted by hardcandy
I luv that pic beetle! muah!
pd I luv ur avi too smile
u should watch "the death of Salvador Dali" Dita won best actress at bev hills film fest beating out a lot of young Hollywood starlets!
if u can't find it in it's entirety I'll post a link for u smile


HC - Thanks!!! I love Dita ....she is so beautiful!!! I have watched Death of Salvador Dali ....great flick!!! smile
Posted by periperi
Yeah but that's not cool though. I didn't even fire the first shot, nor was it my mess. I just went it there to put the right to the wrong. Now we got someone trying to threaten me with cheap tactics and stuff? Not that I care though. It's just the defiance that gets to me and I don't stand up to anyone's cute little act without having that person expect repercussions....
The sad part is that you guys know more about me that she does and she comes around with those childish games....Even though I'm so in my 20s, right? So even if she were to post anything up is stuff you guys already know and it'll be redudant. The far more private stuff is for water signs only obviously).
So under that logic if she knew what you guys know she'd probably think she has kryptonite on me or something.
I'm fucking pissed now. Not posting in any forums....


*confused look* I just logged on ....what is this all abouy Peri??? Do you need a hug?
PD
Gee I just logged on .....someone fill me what the heck happened??? I am in the dark here .........


You pisces chickies are always into that, scorps in the know carry cuffs, blindfolds, ropes & whips...just in case the right fish swims bysmile

Impressive ......prepared is always good. lol
PD
Awww Peri .......do you want me to go over there and kick her ass???? lol I will throw this martini in the avatar in her face. Winking ((hugs Peri))
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Yeah I saw the thread title and that was enough for me to not go there. I NEVER hit the virgo forum, I guess that explains why. I am not a huge fan of egocentric maniacs.
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Posted by Pisces_Dream
Awww Peri .......do you want me to go over there and kick her ass???? lol I will throw this martini in the avatar in her face. Winking ((hugs Peri))
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Yeah I saw the thread title and that was enough for me to not go there. I NEVER hit the virgo forum, I guess that explains why. I am not a huge fan of egocentric maniacs.




Awwwww. Thanks PD. No need, this fish always fights solo. I'm used to being outnumbered. Actually I like it 'cause that way I can make more people mad with the same amount of lines, LOL. Don't get your beautiful hands and manicured wasted on futile efforts. They already got schooled. Thanks for the offer though. Oh and here's the clip I was trying to post up but for some reason did not load up.



aww my 2nd favorite couple in tv history. Even tho winny was a whore.
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Aww that was a sweet clip. That show was pretty great. smile
BTW - I am a massage therapist so my nails are always clipped short. Sad Just as long as she doesn't mess up my pedicure. Winking Gawd I love pedicures.
So I got your back ....whatever you need ....if you need verbal battle ....I am usually pretty good with them, I am pretty strong, and fast. Nobody messes with our Peri!!! Winking
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Posted by Days22
Tis no fair! Peri gets a massage from aPP. Now i feel like getting wronged by someone on a different forum.
Quick BG call me ugly and then hit me with your gun! errr...the one that shoots bullets.


They both shoot bullets, be more specific next time! Okay, ladies show some love for days toosmile
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BTW - Days ...nice quads in your pic!!! Do you cycle?? Why such strong legs?
PD
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You pisces chickies are always into that, scorps in the know carry cuffs, blindfolds, ropes & whips...just in case the right fish swims bysmile
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Impressive ......prepared is always good. lol
PD

Preparedness is next to Scorpion KingnessWinking

So BG ....Are you going to be my king or what? Winking Are you going to fall in my trap? ROFL
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Tis no fair! Peri gets a massage from aPP. Now i feel like getting wronged by someone on a different forum.
Quick BG call me ugly and then hit me with your gun! errr...the one that shoots bullets.


They both shoot bullets, be more specific next time! Okay, ladies show some love for days toosmile


BTW - Days ...nice quads in your pic!!! Do you cycle?? Why such strong legs?
PD


lol thanks
No cycling. Just running
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I used to be a runner until injury a few years ago. I have some pretty monster quads, calves .....and glutes. I also lift quiet a bit too. What do you run?? I have done several 5K, 10K, and 3 half marathons. I am doing a sprint tri-athlon next month.
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You pisces chickies are always into that, scorps in the know carry cuffs, blindfolds, ropes & whips...just in case the right fish swims bysmile


Impressive ......prepared is always good. lol
PD


Preparedness is next to Scorpion KingnessWinking
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So BG ....Are you going to be my king or what? Winking Are you going to fall in my trap? ROFL
Well you kinda gotta make me believe that there is no trap, you should know that the scorp has to think it was all his idea and went perfectly according to plan.
And yeah that sounded 'erm pretty suggestive to me, lol

Okay .....what can I say ....damn Aries moon ...*sigh* It always gets me. Well hurry up already and come up with your plan .....lol I am damsel in distress. lol hehehehehe
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Merci Mademoiselle. I don't even know how they would've handled it if all of you guys had stepped up. I mean, I was already sending shockwaves down their panties and I was being nice and fair (oh trust me, I can be vicious too but you gotta do more stuff to piss me off).
Oh cool, masseuse huh? Well guess what? Both my parents and my Saggie brother are massage therapist as well. They're all experts on accupressure, reflexology (Feet and hands...Guess which o

Peri - Just let it roll like water off your back. Some people just get way too dramatic sometimes on these boards.
I love massage work. My specialities are injury rehab, sports massage (my favorite), shiatsu, craniosacral, pre / post natal, nutrition, and I am also a biomeridian consulting, nutrition, and personal training. It is really rewarding work. I do know reflexolgoy, but I am not certified in it, but I do use on my clients when they have internal stuff going on. I never believed in reflexology until I really started working it ....it is really cool when you can see what issues are going on with someone by simply working their feet.
Posted by Beetleguese
PD, lets review the Scorpion King rules; first you should be quite familiar with the Art manual, and secondly you must do all of the work in catching me...and then you get your Art prizesmile


Ohhh hell that sounds like so much work......are you worth it??? Winking
I am not familar with the Art Manual......do what kind of work in catching you? Help a gal out here ...why don't you.
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Oh sweet! Now let me see your glutes!! lol
Damn thats a lot of running! Good job.
I dont run for sport lol. I just run every weekday to not get too chubby. lol. Usually just 2 or 3 miles. Sometimes 5 if im feeling froggy and feel like putting my lungs on the line lol. But I havnt ran 5 in ages. I doubt I even could.


LOL ...let me see if I can find a pic ...yeah for about 3 years straight I felt like Forrest Gump. lol
BTW - I would suggest getting foam rollers for your IT Band ...that was the injury I had. ooooooo and yoga Saved my legs!!! My injury occured after I did what was called the slacker half marathon. Most of it is downhill. I thought ...no problem I can do this. It was the worst thing I ever did for my legs. After that race I had Planters Fascitis (sp?) and that is when my IT band started to strain.....painful!!!
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Merci Mademoiselle. I don't even know how they would've handled it if all of you guys had stepped up. I mean, I was already sending shockwaves down their panties and I was being nice and fair (oh trust me, I can be vicious too but you gotta do more stuff to piss me off).
Oh cool, masseuse huh? Well guess what? Both my parents and my Saggie brother are massage therapist as well. They're all experts on accupressure, reflexology (Feet and hands...Guess which o


Peri - Just let it roll like water off your back. Some people just get way too dramatic sometimes on these boards.
I love massage work. My specialities are injury rehab, sports massage (my favorite), shiatsu, craniosacral, pre / post natal, nutrition, and I am also a biomeridian consulting, nutrition, and personal training. It is really rewarding work. I do know reflexolgoy, but I am not certified in it, but I do use on my clients when they have internal stuff going on. I never believed in reflexology until I really started working it ....it is really cool when you can see what issues are going on with someone by simply working their feet.
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OH PLEASE...I would love for you to take out the negativity out of my Chi point (and no guys, I'm not being sexual you freaking purvs...). Winking

Darling we can remove that chi blockage!!! This may sound hokey but if you place your palms over each chakra especially the crown, third eye,throat, heart and solar plexus, and do deep breathing ....with the focus of the energy from your hands, you can pretty much give yourself a Reiki session. Even just deep focused breathing is amazing on chi.
Posted by ScorpioDreamer
Hehe Okay, carry on fellow water babies. Now that I've made my presence I feel the need to go back into hiding. I don't require all of that attention! lol smile
Carry on...carry on


How are you feeling sweetness?? Did you finally get over the strep??
PD
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Oh sweet! Now let me see your glutes!! lol
Damn thats a lot of running! Good job.
I dont run for sport lol. I just run every weekday to not get too chubby. lol. Usually just 2 or 3 miles. Sometimes 5 if im feeling froggy and feel like putting my lungs on the line lol. But I havnt ran 5 in ages. I doubt I even could.



LOL ...let me see if I can find a pic ...yeah for about 3 years straight I felt like Forrest Gump. lol
BTW - I would suggest getting foam rollers for your IT Band ...that was the injury I had. ooooooo and yoga Saved my legs!!! My injury occured after I did what was called the slacker half marathon. Most of it is downhill. I thought ...no problem I can do this. It was the worst thing I ever did for my legs. After that race I had Planters Fascitis (sp?) and that is when my IT band started to strain.....painful!!!
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Ow. That sucks.
I wish I could do yoga but I need to become a lot more limber first lol

That is the more reason to do it. Yeah ...when I started Yoga ....downward dog was even hard. Got to watch that IT Band ...usually culprit of knee injuries. ooooo and tight glutes. I thought ....wow look at me ....I have a tight hard, ass ......it was a hurting ass. Yeah runners will usually hurt from the glutes, IT Band, and lots of calve / achilles tendon injury. I like for my muscles to be nice, soft, and limber now. I try not to allow them to get too much lactic acid built up. Also massage ...massage if you work out really hard. I am not just saying that because I am a therapist, it really does help prevent injury and keep muscles nice and supple.
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PD, lets review the Scorpion King rules; first you should be quite familiar with the Art manual, and secondly you must do all of the work in catching me...and then you get your Art prizesmile


Ohhh hell that sounds like so much work......are you worth it??? Winking
I am not familar with the Art Manual......do what kind of work in catching you? Help a gal out here ...why don't you.


Okay, since you're a nice little fish, I'll help you out, start on pg 7, then 5 and then 3
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=2085140&p=7&sort=desc
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How in the world did I miss this post??? ROFL ......W O W .....great instructions!!
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Hehe Okay, carry on fellow water babies. Now that I've made my presence I feel the need to go back into hiding. I don't require all of that attention! lol smile
Carry on...carry on


How are you feeling sweetness?? Did you finally get over the strep??
PD


Hey, I'm feeling much better thank you! A little Penicillin took care of that strep. I can not live off of soup and ice cream. hehe Well, ice cream wouldn't be bad I suppose, but would be horrible for my figure. Goes straight to the hips I tell ya!
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Glad to hear that you are doing better. That stinks to have strep in the middle of summer. ughhh Sad Hey at least ice cream is nice and cold.
Posted by Beetleguese
So now you are enlightened and may commence trying to seduce me...


ROFL .....insert here:

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Posted by Beetleguese
So now you are enlightened and may commence trying to seduce me...


ROFL .....insert here:




Haha that's pretty direct for a fishy, I see you're quite enthused with the Artsmile
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I like "art" what can I say!! Tongue Love creativity!!!
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So now you are enlightened and may commence trying to seduce me...


ROFL .....insert here:




Excuse me miss with the sexy bikini. What sort of currency do you take? *Takes out coins to insert*

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Peri - That was actually pretty damn funny!!!! Like a slot machine ...try your luck today .....insert quarters quarters ....lets see if you hit the jackpot!!! lol :p
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Sure would love some Obama up my ass!!! ROFL ...that is funny!!
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So now you are enlightened and may commence trying to seduce me...


ROFL .....insert here:




Excuse me miss with the sexy bikini. What sort of currency do you take? *Takes out coins to insert*



Peri - That was actually pretty damn funny!!!! Like a slot machine ...try your luck today .....insert quarters quarters ....lets see if you hit the jackpot!!! lol :p


*ding ding ding ding* And folks we have a winner winner chicken dinner. Winking hahahahaha
Of course Winking I'll insert the quarters but I'll let you pull the lever though Winking If you pull it enough times you might get the prize :p

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Posted by periperi
@PScared
Like my boy would say...."YES, WE CAN!"....LMAO.



ROFL ...that is sooooo funny!!! Where is the 800 number to dial?
Peri - What the hell?? On the Pisces board you called first decan Pisces cry babies??? I was going to throw blows for you. I am not a cry baby. Sad
habla espanol con fluidez? Hablo espanol como he perdido algunos de ello.
Peri usted es perdonado porque adoro musica latina y Antonio Banderes es tan guapo. la musica especialmente cubana que adoro. No mas cervezas para usted.
Quiere musica latin? Es latino Peri?
For BG who loves the hips and everything below. LOL Winking

Night fellas .....Buenas Noches mi amor!! Winking
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Peri usted es perdonado porque adoro musica latina y Antonio Banderes es tan guapo. la musica especialmente cubana que adoro. No mas cervezas para usted.
Quiere musica latin? Es latino Peri?
For BG who loves the hips and everything below. LOL Winking

Night fellas .....Buenas Noches mi amor!! Winking


Soy peruano/I'm peruvian. I prefer the strings of the Peruvian Guitar though Winking Mariachis got nothing on us :p

P.S I understand that the show and guitarist are Argentine but the song ("La Flor de la Canela/Cinnamon Flower") itself and everything else that is making him a highlight are Peruvian. All it's lacking is the vocals though, but it still sounds pleasing to the ears.
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OMG ....Do you realize I am planning on going to Peru??? I have a deep longing to be there. Wow I would love to have conversations with you Peri!!! My heart belongs in Peru!! Tell me all about where do you live???
Hermoso!!!! Gracias Peri!!!
Well I snowboard ....is it like snowboarding? lol I want to travel to Iquitos and Cusco of course. My friend Javier whom I met here recently used to be a tour guide and recommended The Four Winds Society : http://www.thefourwinds.com/

To be honest my interest is to:
1 - I have to see the Andes and of course Machu Picchu
2 - Tour the Amazon
3 - Study medicine with the shamans, I have a huge interest in natural medicine
4 - I am also interested in Ayahuesca
I have another friend who is telling me not to go with some formal group like The four winds but to go with the locals.
Excellent!!! Why did you leave Peru? I am telling you the universe is sending me a multituide of messages regarding Peru.
I have to try to sleep now, but be well Peri .....ttys
M smile
hey Peri ....I really got to get some sleep I have clients in the AM. I will send you my IM if you would ever be interested in sharing your knowledge on Peru.
Buenos noches!!!
@ Beetleguese
You seem to be holding an M4 with an ACOG and pistol grip attached to it. Some of us use ACOGs once we zero them, and some of use even use EOTechs, but most of have M68s on our weapon systems.
Posted by Beetleguese
Correct ew, it's an acog plus the red dot dr optic for close range sighted in for 25 ft, great scope, like shooting fish in a barrel at 100 yards as I'm sure you know. The foregrip is the same retractable bi-pod you guys use over theresmile


M4's are our standard weapon systems. Do you know that if you place black tape along the mercury lining on top of an ACOG, you can blacken your red sight/optics? This is good for reducing the glare of the red optics in well lit environments.
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I luv that pic beetle! muah!
pd I luv ur avi too smile
u should watch "the death of Salvador Dali" Dita won best actress at bev hills film fest beating out a lot of young Hollywood starlets!
if u can't find it in it's entirety I'll post a link for u smile


HC - Thanks!!! I love Dita ....she is so beautiful!!! I have watched Death of Salvador Dali ....great flick!!! smile
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ur welcome! she was a good cast as gala. glad u lk'd it, I did too
beetle I saw the Dali exhibit at the MoMa in NYC it was amazing! he's def one of my fav's
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I think the war has started....LMAO Winking
Peri - When we were talking about Latin / Peruvian music I thought of this Southpark episode ....so hillarious. So funny the writers of this show are from Colorado and it really is common to see Peruvian panflute played in Boulder, Denver, Fort Collins, etc.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/189010/?autoplay=false
BTW - I actually do love the Peruvian panflute. Just thought this show was so funny. Hope you had a good soccor game. Winking
PD
Posted by periperi
Oh and ewash. You're a freaking hamster smile



I don't know what a 'hampster is, but I've aced the ASVAB as well: QT 99; GT 138
Like you, I've found the test too easy. (Bored out of mind, I'd actually fell asleep during the examination.)
But, willingly, even as I desired the experience, I became an 11 Bang Bang a.k.a. an 11 Bravo.
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Correct ew, it's an acog plus the red dot dr optic for close range sighted in for 25 ft, great scope, like shooting fish in a barrel at 100 yards as I'm sure you know. The foregrip is the same retractable bi-pod you guys use over theresmile


M4's are our standard weapon systems. Do you know that if you place black tape along the mercury lining on top of an ACOG, you can blacken your red sight/optics? This is good for reducing the glare of the red optics in well lit environments.


It's actually a tritium illumination tube, a radioactive isotope of hydrogen, kinda looks like a mercury tube though.
My version is all black crosshairs in daylight, the bullet drop compensator illuminates red in low light conditions, it's amazing how bright it is in almost zero light. Haven't had an issue with glare so far, maybe it's particular to certain versions as there are many.
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We use several different types of ACOGs as well. But our sights seem to differ from the one you've described. Does yours contain an arrow with its head pointing vertically, including marked increments?
Posted by ScorpioDreamer
Hi ewashington7000, excuse me for my bluntness, but you're kinda cute! Are you a Scorpio?



No excuses needed: your bluntness is acceptable with me, but I'd rather say that I'm kinda uncute!...lol Thank-you: I am blushing again...lol smile

Unfortunately (or fortunately), I am not a Scorpio. As it appears, I am Scorpio's archenemy: Libra.
*smh*
I should've known you'd be the one packing hot.
Yep, I knew it.
And something that big too .......
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