Fun With Oxymorons

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Afrasileira on Monday, November 27, 2006 and has 3 replies.
Al?, Folks! I'm bored at the moment and wanted to write something lighthearted and funny. So, here are a few of my favorite oxymorons:
1) Jumbo Shrimp
2) Microsoft Works
3) Middle East
4) Restless Sleep
5) Politely Insulting
6) Spare Rib
7) Open-Book Test

I'll add a few more as they come to mind. Feel free to join in!

Afra
Alone Together
Same Difference
Tax Cut
Veggie Burger
Slumber Party
Fuzzy Logic
Hell froze over. Military intelligence. Defensive war.
Damn, that's all I can think of now.

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