I love my self gratifying lying narcissistic Scorp

So one day I'm minding my own business doing what us Pisces people do (Busy being popular on the internet and having lots of different people want to have sex with us but subtly ignoring them all while they heap praise, attention and offers of various presents)and along comes this Scorpio.

So he studies me. I mean he reads every, single, thing I have ever written. He develops this plan of courtship. A touch of this, a sprinkle of that, a dash of sexual tension and all the sudden the ADD fish with all the Virgo hanging out in her chart said, "Ooooh what's that?"

So here I am, doing what I do best by worshiping him and telling him things that he's always wanted to hear but never did and every time we're together I'm doing anything and everything he wants sexually. He's pleased with the catch but he doesn't actually pull me in the boat. So here I am years and years later in this long distance relationship with this Scorpio Sun/Cancer Moon/Gemini rising fisherman just wanting him to pull me in the boat, bronze me and stick me on the wall.

Just to give you an idea how good you guys can be - he's lied directly to me and I knew it and forgave him. He's used offers from other women to stir jealousy and instead of wandering off to find someone to write me poetry or buy me flowers I actually stuck around and got jealous.

Of course this toxic draw has been enough to keep us together through me not (oh yes I did this) calling him for two months and dropping off the face of the planet while I tried to figure out if he actually loved me not to mention the countless times I've broken up with him and then called him back.

I don't know what it is about Pisces and Scorpios but you guys are either great for me as friends or almost toxic as a relationship. He often tells me that should I marry him and decide that I want a divorce that I should understand exactly how nasty it would be for me in the end and I know it's only because he actually loves me instead of him trying to get something from me.

ROFL KOL.

Yeah, we can be brutal. We'll see just how much we can get away with. Looks like you let yours get away with a lot, and he took the line and RAN with it.

Posted by Skykomish
ROFL KOL.

Yeah, we can be brutal. We'll see just how much we can get away with. Looks like you let yours get away with a lot, and he took the line and RAN with it.

I had to save as the Family Guy picture because, you know, it's true.

Anyway when I said I worshiped him I was being a tad melodramatic for the tone of the story. I suppose it would have been more interesting if I would have said something like, "We've spent years and thousands of minutes per month debating every topic, exploring every trauma both mutual and those he felt actually could be my business and I love him deeply."

Oh sorry put myself to sleep there.

I posted this mostly to amuse the resident Scorpios because they know exactly what I'm talking about and they know what they do. I think of Scorpios like I think of my cat - I love my cat, my cat does not care.

And yes, he has gotten away with a lot but then again he's dating me so I do consider it to be sort of an equal thing in the end.

You have a way with words.

I hate cats.