i would like this board to know

that i am a pimp. carry on!

lol

oh, and i will also be holding pimp classes for those of you who wish to improve your "pimp-status." no textbooks needed! condoms provided.

due to an unbalanced demographic, women encouraged to apply (especially brunettes.)

Where's your pimp cup then?

gangsta, are you offering me nude photos? this is not normal procedure, but i'm sure we could work something out.

"gangsta, are you offering me nude photos? this is not normal procedure, but i'm sure we could work something out."

-lol. You were the one who offered me picture of you in a tiger print thong 😛

😉

you know it.

"that i am a pimp. carry on!"

where the hoes at? workin?

crabby, i know you do baby 😉 why do you think i decided to be a dirty pimp in the first place, silly? 😉

I do it best.

^ true

*curtsies*

😕

""I LOVE these new smilies.""


I never would've guessed.

My niece wants my ID so she can go to a party we were both invited to...


She's going to be upset if I don't give it to her. I dunno what to do. I'm trying to be nice.

You must admit I used it quit nicely. hehe...

I wouldn't know really, since it seems you responded to a user I've blocked, hahahaaa


oh, how i less than three dxp

I faced the same issue about 2 weeks ago...but she wasnt family. Thankfully she decided not to go (Im not sure if it was because of me). I wasnt comfortable with it.

lol...blocked DXP seems so not like DXP though. I cant block the fun 😛

So did you say yes or no?


I told her it was okay, but when she gets here (b/c I damn sure am not going to take it TO her), I'm going to tell her she has to give it back asap. As in, when she returns from the party.

Do you atleast see who posted?

""I cant block the fun""


that's the thing, it IS fun...idk, i'm retarded. i think damn near everything is funny.

""Do you atleast see who posted?""


nope. just empty spaces, where a post should be. you can see their threads though. and oh boy, is that fun!

I said yes, and she was supposed to return it right after. She picked it up and then brought it back an hour later when she deiced not to go anymore. Maybe she didnt want to use mine and went anyway, but either way it wasnt used and I was happy. I guess this is what happens when you get that age huh.

lol, I think everything is funny too. I really have to stop doing that because apparently I laugh at the 'wrong' things.

""I guess this is what happens when you get that age huh.""


yea. and when you're too nice, or passive. i hope she changes her mind too.

""I really have to stop doing that because apparently I laugh at the 'wrong' things.""


hahaha! HAHA! tell me about it. ppl have gotten pretty pissed at me for laughing at things that supposedly are not funny.

i started laughing at a funeral once. top that!

well then don't be too nice or passive. silly billy. i have neices/nephews/younger cousins. i slap em with a big HELL to the NO whenever i feel like, and they don't hold it against me. but then again, they come to me knowing what the answer will be. so i guess that changes things a bit than if they actually thought there was a possibility of me saying yes. wonder why they even bother. *shakes head*

Tell her you need it tonight.

btw - i don't have a fake id, but i do have "access" to certain things. *nudge nudge*

""i slap em with a big HELL to the NO whenever i feel like""


lmao! Lemme try...


HELL to the NO!

no, seriously. who can top that?

oh wheels 😉😉

"hahaha! HAHA! tell me about it. ppl have gotten pretty pissed at me for laughing at things that supposedly are not funny.

i started laughing at a funeral once. top that!"

If they've ever let me go to a funeral I probably would too!
That reminds me my great aunt died today, cancer.

yea, i'll tell her i might be going out w/ some friends, which isn't a lie. well, yes it is. b/c eventhough i was invited out, i probably won't go. b/c they drink to get drunk. and drunk ppl annoy me.


poo, you're bad.

sorry to hear about your aunt. were you close to her?

ooooh drunk ppl are the BEST! I'm never drunk, but I do a good drunk chick with the rest of them.

Its annoying when drunk ppl like to blame the alcohol on there bad decisions...yeah right.

why am i bad now?

Not really close to her, she was an alright lady...not the mother teresa type for sure, she wasnt that old. She's estranged with her only child/daughter...thats the sad part really.

you enjoy them? they irritate the shit out of me.


like when they throw up or pass out, i feel a strong urge to leave them there, wallowing in there own vomit. i can't babysit adults.

""She's estranged with her only child/daughter...thats the sad part really.""

Very sad. Torn families are the worst. I hate to see that.

"Access" you say?


You're bad, in a bad way.

i like being around people who only get as far as the "feel good" buzz. if it gets to the point of puking or not being able to think/talk it repulses me too. i admit i've been there, but that was when i was younger and stupider.

oooh okay, well Im never that great of friends with those types....so there 'real' friends help them out. BUT I see your point now.

haha...yeah. you go to my school, you have "access". pretty much how it goes. i'm bad by default.

"
Very sad. Torn families are the worst. I hate to see that."

Thats the only immediate family she's got and the girl changed her number and told my mom and others not to call about her mother anymore. Like I said she wasnt the Mother Teresa type, but damn...

""well Im never that great of friends with those types....""


yea, me neither. i just so happen to be the friend of their friends.

and then i'm like, "ew, why don't you just leave her there?! she's a stupid idiot!"

i have no patience for extreme irresponsible behavior. i'm full of hate, i know.

""Like I said she wasnt the Mother Teresa type, but damn...""

wow. that's messed up. that's a scary thought. to die and have no one there for you, not even your own seed.

aaawww, come on now. let's say, one of your friends had a bad day and went all irresponsible on ya. suffered a moment of temporary insanity. you're telling me you wouldn't hold their hair as they barfed their face off?

Why havent you blocked Qbone yet?