If You Are Using Dxp To Try & Pick Up Chicks.....

You are officially a member of the No-Life Lamers Club!

Ahem.......
Oops....my bad....


Allow me to rephrase...

If you are using dxp to pick up chicks OTHER THAN Ash or Satori
THEN you are officially a member of the No-Life Lamers Club...

come on, ash....satori is right...no matter how confident a man may appear, a bit of stroking from a woman will always serve him a bit of good...


stillwaters is no exception...

if i am pierced, do i not bleed?

that must have been your sly little way of trying to "play me" i imagine...

nice try, ash, but i never said i wanted you to "stroke me".....


and if you try to act like you don't get your ego "stroked" on dxp on a regular basis by gay-ass e-players then you are fucking kidding me...

don't be fake about it..

why else do you come here and make 2000 posts if you don't get ego gratification from it?

—? Well if it isn't StillWaters,

I comeback to answer a PM I forget to reply to lol and look who I found 🙂


Are you being nice mister "Virgo man pretending to be a Pisces dude" ? lol

i am always being nice, Sweetie! (as nice as people are to me)


happy belated b'day, btw!

*Gasps* 😄

Hahaha, thank you? How did you know about my birthday?

i know most everything, Babe...:-)

i know most everything, Babe...:-)


@_@



Well, when you put it that way ... lol ..... I guess you are a pisces for tonight only LOL!!!!


Thank you for the birthday wishes, I'm usually called satan because of the say the date of my birth LOL!!!!! But I am not, I'm am as sweet as apples as long as I get the same in return. Sound familiar 😛

SW = Evan or hes just like him. hahaha someone needs some self confidence.

Geezzzz, poor Evan is just getting dogged here lately ..... hmmmm, this happens when he isn't around much 😉


Poor guy ...... I hope when my back is turned, nice things are said ^_^.

I do, Stillwaters. I have a crush on someone on dxp, but you can guess who she is 🙂

ash, you are digging a hole for yourself here, babe...

stop while you're ahead....


this is stillwaters you are talking to, remember?


first of all, i like satori just about as much as i can like any anonymous e-personality with no face and no name to me, instead, merely words and an essence thereof emitted from my computer screen...


and as far as me being "jealous because my precious satori is being nice to someone else", wtf are you talking about?

where did you ever get that impression?

seriously...

i only read the threads i post in for the most part and as far as satori is concerned, unless i have posted in the same thread as her, i have not read anything that she has to say...


evidence is 9/10 of the law...


and sure i am "weak"....

says a G.I. of all people...

do you even know what G.I. stands for?




ashleysagstar 12/30/2008 1:44:28 AM :

"IF I really wanted my ego "stroked" I would do it in real life seeing as im in the military and the ratio of men to women is like in some places 1 to 10."


so i get it...


it not me who gives women a bad name...

i am just the messenger dude who has the experiences and tell people of them so that they may be beneficiaries of my experience...

experience teaches wisdom...


its women like YOU who give women a bad name...


so basically you joined the military because the ratios of guys to girls was SO HIGH that your chances of finally landing a man for once shot up astromically..


i get it..

ashleysagstar in real life = fat and unattractive...



" So really theres no need, now do I flirt sure but thats something else entirely keep up. Does it have anything to do with how many posts i make... wtf kind of conclusion is that? "

the conclusion is that in ADDITION to seeking ego stroking online from male e-retards, you seek it as well in the military from guys who are so sex starved from lack of women that they will fuck the first piece of damaged goods to come along...



but hey, you like it easy...thats why you signed up in the first place.....

i am sure its a win - win for you....

congrats!

ashleysagstar 12/30/2008 1:44:28 AM:


"I hate when pisces or anyone for that matter cant be logical in a debate and resort to stupid emotional outbursts your probably a virgo, because your argument is weak nice try though."


where am i being illogical?

please point that out?

that is funny that a G.I. who is basically a programmed robot would try to tell a free-thinker like myself about logic when G.I.'s are trained specifically to TAKE ORDERS...




stand-down, soldier!


that's an order!

lol can you actually pick up chics in this forum?

lol oldy eh - that's not what you said when you were on your knees begging 😛

I think lovelytune wants to pick up chicks 😕 ask shyaries, he managed to pick on up he thinks

I only ever see pple flaming each other on this forum 🙂 so I was finding it hard to imagine.
I don't normally get on with aries. I don't understand them and they don't understand me. and we keep a respectful distance.

that sounded really terrible. Im sorry I said that. I am sure you are a lovely guy.

just out of curiosity: is stillwaters a pisces? it seems not certain. or a scorpio in disguise? just curious

I don't think he's pisces...With the venom he spews out maybe he's a broken cancer..lol..

I've heard he is a pisces, I have also heard he is a virgo. yeah, he could be a scorp guy, Whatever, he likes his opinion to be known.

I think he's laughing the whole time.

Maybe its angry scorpio with a twist...lol

It's fine to have opinions...go for it

Ignorance is bliss....He's just a tortured soul..probably got rejected from all the signs he so bitterly hates..lol..bless..I find it hillarious

he's kinda cute in a little boy way.

Exactly...lol

Lovely tune are you a scorp? I had you down as a pisces...or PISCUS as I like to call em..lol..

God I am bored...need a haircut...going out now

Yes MMorals you got it! I am scorp. and you?

Is stillwaters AngryScorp?

waterfowls - lol

ashleysagstar 12/30/2008 1:57:41 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx:

"Oh and I in no way meant to be insulting to you. You went there... you should really control that temper of yours before you start tripping all overself and look foolish."


sure, you aren't insulting me because i don't take it personally...this is just the internet after all and you don't know me well enough to insult me...


and insult is a two-way street because not only must a person INTEND an insult, but another person must take OFFENSE, which results in feelings of being insulted..


while its clear that you have been trying to insult me by the number of accusations you have been hurtling at me scattered over 10 or so posts in this entire thread, i decline your intended offensive remarks....







ashleysagstar 12/30/2008 1:57:41 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx:


"e-players lol... im far from being ugly in person if I really wanted an ego boost I wouldnt go around making numerous alias trying to flirt with woman and numbers and all that."




ash, be very careful when directly or indirectly soliciting comments on your appearance from a pisces...


as connoisseurs of beauty, we are truly hard to please....


i just looked at your pics for the first time now that you mentioned they were in your profile and i must say that truly, i am unimpressed...


i wouldn't give you the time of day if i met you in a bar much less glance at you twice...


for starters, you ARE fat because i can tell by your flabby arms and shoulders...

where there are flabby arms and shoulders on a woman, there is a pooch in the midsection....


flabby arms on a woman are definitely pooch RED FLAGS...


secondly, you have short hair...

in order for a woman to rock a short hair style and PULL IT OFF, your face has to be impeccable, otherwise, your whole face will just look like one hot mess...


short hair ACCENTUATES facial features so if you are not gorgeous (and the survey says you are not) you just bring out the ugly THAT much more in your face...

not saying that you are ugly, ash, because you aren't...you are borderline unattractive-average....


to be honest, you look like a broad who is in the military and from what i have seen, hot girls DONT JOIN THE MILITARY because they do quite well enough living off their beauty as civilians...


and where did i "make numerous aliases to flirt with women and all that"?


unlike many people who change aliases on this board openly or in a clandestine manner, this is my first account and my only account...


i am unprecedented....



oh and ash, you are a tool and you admit it...


you are a GOVERNMENT ISSUE if you haven't looked up the definition of "G.I." yet...

that means uncle sam can deploy your ass anywhere in the world where he wants to kill and maim innocent men, women and children and you will do it because you can't think for yourself...


you let others decide for you, namely, your superiors and c.o.'s.......


if that is not weak, i don;t know what is..

i don;t need to join the military to "be all i can be" but obviously you do...


and you still don't quite measure up because you have caught e-feelings....




ashleysagstar 12/30/2008 2:22:52 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx"


"Your really not even worth the time or energy. Good luck with your crazy analysis of people in your own demented little world of yours. lol"


sure, "lol" try and play it off, but you are hurt...


you say i am "not worth it" but you continue to fall victim to your own emotional instability and personal insecurity...

still waters can do that to you...its just that reflective quality we have...

@ cappysweetie:


yes, historically dec. 25 has been known in some satanic circles as "satan's birthday" but christians say that dec.25 is the b'day of jesus christ!


go figure!


but satanists and christians do have a lot more in common than meets the eye!


and your disposition is so bright and sunny that its obvious that any negative connotations associated with dec. 25 haven't rubbed off on you!



@ red aries:


who is your crush on dxp?


just spill it already...here is your opportunity....



@ ladymacbeth:


yes, honey....stillwaters IS a pisces...


an exceptional pisces i might add....



@ shyaries:


ok, you use dxp to try and pick up chicks but i will give you and red aries an ARIES PASS just because most of the time you dudes are so clueless that you don't know any better...

its, ok, bro...handle your business...


aries aint the first sign for nothing...i mean if the zodiac were a computer program, aries would version be 1.0 - with a lot of glitches......



@ lovelytune:


stillwaters is definitely not angry scorpio or whoever else you think i may be...

i am the one and only...


and i do get quite a bit of laughs on dxp, i must admit...

if i couldnt amuse myself here and stimulate my restless mind once in a while, there would be no point in me coming, no?

oh dear ...

@ cappysweetie:


yes, historically dec. 25 has been known in some satanic circles as "satan's birthday" but christians say that dec.25 is the b'day of jesus christ!


go figure!


but satanists and christians do have a lot more in common than meets the eye!


and your disposition is so bright and sunny that its obvious that any negative connotations associated with dec. 25 haven't rubbed off on you!

Whoa ..... hahaha, you figured out my birthday, I guess I gave it away huh lol

And thank you for the compliment ^_^. You said see me on my bad days hehehe, I'm like a rattle snake 😄

@ aurorabrighteyez:


but you have been feeding this "waterfowl" so many meals including this one over the past day!


you fed me 15 times from yesterday this time until now! look at your profile!


you fed me 10 times in the "only fags flag" thread alone on the aqua forum..


i am stuffed!


please no, more food from you, aurora! gimme a break already!

@ cappysweetie:


if there is no hint of a rattlesnake lurking somewhere in a woman's conscious psyche, she just wouldn't be so interesting...

@ eden:


i understand that a change of alias has a way of making people refreshed...

bravo...

i didn't like scorpsting that much, but i have a feeling i can get along with eden:-)


and i like being on dxp just as much as the next straight person who is not on a FBI pedophile watch list and who doesn't get their kicks from watching "little fish boys wet themselves" here on dxp...


*clears throat*


dyarstrabe


*clears throat*

@ cappysweetie:


if there is no hint of a rattlesnake lurking somewhere in a woman's conscious psyche, she just wouldn't be so interesting...


Really now ^_^. I have taken a bit out of you ^_^. Thats the kicker, you will change your mind after the first bit I'm sure lol


But thank you none the less, so I'm the rattle snake and you are the fiery one— LOL, what a combination.

DY is alright ...

I'm not sure how this feud started really but my goodness ...


I will continue to listen to "Highway To Hell" lol, it reminds me of someone 😉

Now Mr. Waters,

I'm off to bed, us short people get tired after doing alot within a day -- especially if you have hips like mine lol


I hope you will behave and be nice tonight ....

Computer flirting makes me laugh har har har

""can you actually pick up chics in this forum?""


why, of course you can! and that's not all.

you can also recieve low-interest loans from this forum, no credit and bad credit approved.

Damn. well I guess it doesn't stop some people from trying.