Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
like he's North??
ated in my OP, it's like I'm a compass and he's my North.. I can feel where he is.. and I dont understand what you mean by 'how bad they look' lol
Posted by DamnataPosted by GingaSnapKrakle
like he's North??
Yeah, it's on the north horizon.
You're an Aries, look how bad they actually look.click to expand
Posted by Whatu
That someone could actually see me as her Aurora Borealis.
Posted by Whatu
I feel like Damnata's critical eyes are always on this forum.
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
Whatu - Is it unwise to make the first move on a Scorpio male? I have caught him staring, there is constant teasing, we play fight all the time too.. and this has been going on for months lol
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
Whatu - Is it unwise to make the first move on a Scorpio male? I have caught him staring, there is constant teasing, we play fight all the time too.. and this has been going on for months lol
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
you guys are useless
Posted by Whatu
when your play fighting give him a wet willy and ask him to return the favor with a wink.
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
He's the first person I've ever had any inkling on what sign he is lol. I actually started off with him being a water sign.. Then I researched the attributes of all the signs and Scorpio fit - BY FAR - the best. I read a lot of sites and compiled everything together and it all fits.. He's very intelligent, hairy (haha) he has a certain strength in his unique stride, he's calculative, his car is even red, he has a very bold and strong presence about him, he's very reserved when it comes to talking about himself.. It's like there's a strong current under his cool exterior.
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
you guys are useless
Posted by Rabbit
All she has to do is check the size of his wiener. If it's itsy bitsy...he's a Scorpio.
Posted by IrresistableScorpI have an extremely small penis.
Also, on the poop thing??_never mind??_.
Posted by RabbitPosted by TaurusNikkiPosted by Rabbit
All she has to do is check the size of his wiener. If it's itsy bitsy...he's a Scorpio.
Who said Scorpios have small dicks
If he is tiny as hell, then he is definitely not a Scorpio
Scorpios I know have dicks like Thor
Some libra chick...created a whole thread about it. We've just decided to embrace it.
And Thor?
We're more like Loki TBHclick to expand
Posted by Infinite8Posted by Rabbit
I'm hung like a amoeba in a cold swimming pool
You and Damnata should be comedians... I'm seriously LMAO with the sh $ ! guys say. Brilliantclick to expand
Posted by Rabbit
Oh. And oral sex?
To a Virgo that's just TALKING about having sex.
Posted by Rabbit
Seems I've struck a nerve....
Posted by RabbitPosted by DamnataPosted by Infinite8Posted by Rabbit
I'm hung like a amoeba in a cold swimming pool
You and Damnata should be comedians... I'm seriously LMAO with the sh $ ! guys say. Brilliant
Me? Yeah.
Him? Motherfucker is draining the humor out of his Virgo wife with every oral session.
Hey!
Let her stroke my ego all she wants!
At least my ego is big enough to grab a hold of and stroke.click to expand
Posted by Rabbit
Oh no...Virgos have a LOT of nerve.
Posted by Damnata
He cannot be a Virgo. I cannot see you with one.
Posted by Infinite8Posted by RabbitPosted by DamnataPosted by Infinite8Posted by Rabbit
I'm hung like a amoeba in a cold swimming pool
You and Damnata should be comedians... I'm seriously LMAO with the sh $ ! guys say. Brilliant
Me? Yeah.
Him? Motherfucker is draining the humor out of his Virgo wife with every oral session.
Hey!
Let her stroke my ego all she wants!
At least my ego is big enough to grab a hold of and stroke.
Nothing like good ol' dirty jokes to keep me energized for the rest of the day... I feel revived!
I'm glad I got to "stoke" a little throughout your oral sessions as well... Now I know how to get you two started
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Posted by ryu8Posted by Damnata
He cannot be a Virgo. I cannot see you with one.
He CANT be a Virgo, they have large dicks... wait what..click to expand
Posted by Rabbit
Hold up...
But she fits SCORPIO standards?!?!
GTFO
Posted by Rabbit
This is true. I have very very low standards.
I mean...I dated 4 Gemini girls. Can't get any lower than that!
Posted by ryu8Posted by Damnata
He cannot be a Virgo. I cannot see you with one.
He CANT be a Virgo, they have large dicks... wait what..click to expand
Posted by blisss
I have a Virgo friend with no standards. 0_0 Although, he should! He's good looking and a great person...
Posted by Rabbit
I'll even wipe her off
Posted by blisssPosted by Rabbit
I'll even wipe her off
What!Oh no he didn't!.....
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