I'm an Aries, and he's a Scorpio... I think lol

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by GingaSnapKrakle on Thursday, April 24, 2014 and has 50 replies.
I've pegged my crush as a Scorpio, but I have no confirmation yet...
But - when you guys talk about "feeling them with you" when interested, is it kind of like you're a compass and they're your North? That's the only way I can I can aptly describe it.. I always know the general vicinity of where he is, and I can like feel his eyes on me.. I've dated a Scorp before- best relationship of my life BTW Big Grin And it kind of felt like this, but not nearly as intense as what I'm feeling from my crush...
He's the first person I've ever had any inkling on what sign he is lol. I actually started off with him being a water sign.. Then I researched the attributes of all the signs and Scorpio fit - BY FAR - the best. I read a lot of sites and compiled everything together and it all fits.. He's very intelligent, hairy (haha) he has a certain strength in his unique stride, he's calculative, his car is even red, he has a very bold and strong presence about him, he's very reserved when it comes to talking about himself.. It's like there's a strong current under his cool exterior.
but is that what y'all mean by that? like he's North??
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
like he's North??


Yeah, it's on the north horizon.

You're an Aries, look how bad they actually look.
Also it was determined on this forum that Scorpio Men have small dicks.
ated in my OP, it's like I'm a compass and he's my North.. I can feel where he is.. and I dont understand what you mean by 'how bad they look' lol

Posted by Damnata
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
like he's North??


Yeah, it's on the north horizon.

You're an Aries, look how bad they actually look.
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That's the Scorpio constellation. You'd bed that?
I know that's the Scorpio constellation lol. I dont care if he has a small dick lmao.
All I really want to know is if that magnetism, knowing which direction he's in from me at all times is what you guys were talking about in a previous post about feeling when a Scorp is interested... Can anyone give me a straight answer on that question?
Yup. Wait til more Scorps reply.
Aries impatience lol
I have had replies, but none stayed on topic lol. And yes, I'm impatient, but I have some new found patience with this one lol.. He just better be worth the wait haha
The thing with this board..most people are from the US and if they're Scorps they're probably having sex at this hour. So you will have to wait.
Well, I'm from the US, and I'm not bedding anyone at the moment.. Im holding off for my North lol
Is that a sarcastic response to her small package statement or me saying ti was my best relationship ever?
Maybe one could? All i know is that it feels like his eyes are always on me, and my needle is always pointing at him, my North lol.
Posted by Whatu
That someone could actually see me as her Aurora Borealis.


Dude get off your ego trip. I never said that.
Whatu - Is it unwise to make the first move on a Scorpio male? I have caught him staring, there is constant teasing, we play fight all the time too.. and this has been going on for months lol
Posted by Whatu
I feel like Damnata's critical eyes are always on this forum.


Well at least you guys have intuition going on for you..in the absence of other valuable stuff.
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
Whatu - Is it unwise to make the first move on a Scorpio male? I have caught him staring, there is constant teasing, we play fight all the time too.. and this has been going on for months lol


Tease him about his small penis.
you guys are useless
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
Whatu - Is it unwise to make the first move on a Scorpio male? I have caught him staring, there is constant teasing, we play fight all the time too.. and this has been going on for months lol


Just be straightforward with how you feel, he will respect that.
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
you guys are useless


So much for gratitude smh.
LMAO That's funny!!! I would, but I don't think I could reach it with out having to make some grand effort, he's huge haha. I do have to start adding in some innuendos though. He was really amused when I asked him if he wanted to see a photo of my $ 1400 pink vibrator.. (The 2001 Pink Honda Rebel I had put a down payment on) He did say yes and thought it was absolutely the coolest thing ever lol
Posted by Whatu
when your play fighting give him a wet willy and ask him to return the favor with a wink.

Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
He's the first person I've ever had any inkling on what sign he is lol. I actually started off with him being a water sign.. Then I researched the attributes of all the signs and Scorpio fit - BY FAR - the best. I read a lot of sites and compiled everything together and it all fits.. He's very intelligent, hairy (haha) he has a certain strength in his unique stride, he's calculative, his car is even red, he has a very bold and strong presence about him, he's very reserved when it comes to talking about himself.. It's like there's a strong current under his cool exterior.


Other than the red car...he sounds like a Virgo. Maybe Scorpio Sun/Virgo moon?
I really hope he's not a Virgo in any way lol. Virgos and Aries DON'T mix, I know from experience lol. He's definitely not a Virgo though... He's not scheduled and anal enough lmao
Posted by GingaSnapKrakle
you guys are useless


You're probably not going to get many serious answers until you, at the very least, confirm he actually IS a Scorp.
lmao you guys are ridiculous.... not all Scorps have little dicks so that's a fallacy Tongue And my pink vibrator was a motorcycle. I'm really not enjoying the innuendo of him having a small dick, cus frankly, i dont give a shit if he does. I like him for who he is, not for the size of his dick. I've slept with guys that had small dicks and some of them were AWESOME and some werent.. same with well endowed men... so y'all can just get over that concept.
He cannot be a Virgo. I cannot see you with one.
Posted by Rabbit
All she has to do is check the size of his wiener. If it's itsy bitsy...he's a Scorpio.




Who said Scorpios have small dicks
If he is tiny as hell, then he is definitely not a Scorpio
Scorpios I know have dicks like Thor
Posted by IrresistableScorp
Angry I have an extremely small penis. Sad
Also, on the poop thing??_never mind??_.



*pats her on the head*
Like this:
Posted by Rabbit
Posted by TaurusNikki
Posted by Rabbit
All she has to do is check the size of his wiener. If it's itsy bitsy...he's a Scorpio.




Who said Scorpios have small dicks
If he is tiny as hell, then he is definitely not a Scorpio
Scorpios I know have dicks like Thor


Some libra chick...created a whole thread about it. We've just decided to embrace it.
And Thor?
We're more like Loki TBH
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That Scorpio must have did the Jedi Mind Trick on her, just to teach her a lesson that she isn't worth him getting an erection
Poor libra, she must be new
Posted by Infinite8
Posted by Rabbit
I'm hung like a amoeba in a cold swimming pool Sad


You and Damnata should be comedians... I'm seriously LMAO with the sh $ ! guys say. Brilliant Big Grin
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Me? Yeah.
Him? Motherfucker is draining the humor out of his Virgo wife with every oral session.
I have a tiny ego, indeed.
Posted by Rabbit
Oh. And oral sex?
To a Virgo that's just TALKING about having sex.


You know you're lying Tongue
Dammit Rabbit we were establishing trust here and you lie to my face. Not only that, but with jokes like that?
I am disappoint.
Posted by Rabbit
Seems I've struck a nerve....
Big Grin


I have none, I am spineless and nerveless.
Nice try though.
Posted by Rabbit
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Infinite8
Posted by Rabbit
I'm hung like a amoeba in a cold swimming pool Sad


You and Damnata should be comedians... I'm seriously LMAO with the sh $ ! guys say. Brilliant Big Grin


Me? Yeah.
Him? Motherfucker is draining the humor out of his Virgo wife with every oral session.


Hey!
Let her stroke my ego all she wants!
At least my ego is big enough to grab a hold of and stroke.
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Are we still talking about grabbing the croissant ?
Posted by Rabbit
Oh no...Virgos have a LOT of nerve.


I'd argue against that but I can't stand straight.
For whatever reason. Big Grin
I wouldn't take nothing RABBIT says for awhile
He has nuts on his bread
remember my golden words, it can save lives
Muahahahahahahaha
Posted by Damnata
He cannot be a Virgo. I cannot see you with one.


He CANT be a Virgo, they have large dicks... wait what..
Posted by Infinite8
Posted by Rabbit
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Infinite8
Posted by Rabbit
I'm hung like a amoeba in a cold swimming pool Sad


You and Damnata should be comedians... I'm seriously LMAO with the sh $ ! guys say. Brilliant Big Grin


Me? Yeah.
Him? Motherfucker is draining the humor out of his Virgo wife with every oral session.


Hey!
Let her stroke my ego all she wants!
At least my ego is big enough to grab a hold of and stroke.


Nothing like good ol' dirty jokes to keep me energized for the rest of the day... I feel revived!
I'm glad I got to "stoke" a little throughout your oral sessions as well... Now I know how to get you two started Winking
Big Grin
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^^SCORPIO WOMAN ON THE PROWL.
Posted by ryu8
Posted by Damnata
He cannot be a Virgo. I cannot see you with one.


He CANT be a Virgo, they have large dicks... wait what..
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She doesn't fit Virgo standards.
Posted by Rabbit
Hold up...
But she fits SCORPIO standards?!?!
GTFO


Of course.
Scorpio standards < Virgo standards
How can you expect to have standards when you have a small dick? The NERVE of it.
Posted by Rabbit
This is true. I have very very low standards.
I mean...I dated 4 Gemini girls. Can't get any lower than that!


We are finally in agreement.
Posted by ryu8
Posted by Damnata
He cannot be a Virgo. I cannot see you with one.


He CANT be a Virgo, they have large dicks... wait what..
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Virgo Men have problems with keeping it up. Not sure about the older ones but the young ones...it's a willow in the wind.
Posted by blisss
I have a Virgo friend with no standards. 0_0 Although, he should! He's good looking and a great person...


Most of us rejoice in being martyrs/victims.
^^As long as you wipe after yourself..
Posted by Rabbit
I'll even wipe her off Big Grin


ahahaha. +1
You went *there*. smh Scorps.
I can tell from how that chocolate pours out of that croissant. So short of perfection.
Posted by blisss
Posted by Rabbit
I'll even wipe her off Big Grin


What! Scared Oh no he didn't!.....
Laughing

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But of course he did. That was the whole point of my comment Big Grin

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