JOB OPENINGS! (only qualified applicants need appl

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Here is a list of possible job openings...feel free to edit and or add:

-PR: TC, or aprilbaby
-2 really good liars: TBA
-someone with a heart and sensistive soul: TBA (just for shits and giggles!)
-a cold, calculating sab with brains (or a robot): Branh- you up for it?
-a few funny jerkoffs
-one girl with common sense: TBA (it sure as hell aint gonna be me!)
-a certifiabley insane person (multiple personalities a plus): TBA
-an opinionated ass hole: TBA
-one guy and one girl with uncommon sense: TBA
-an outraged, ranting lunatic (rascism optional): TBA
-someone who will disagree with EVERYTHING: TBA
-2 cats: TBA (c'mon people- we need your pets' skills)
-1 parakeet: TBA (I know one of you has one)
-3 hermit crabs with excellent typing skills: TBA


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^^^^^good call tg, as you can see he has already nominated himself and I don't think there is a lot of competition for that one...so uh yeah- itsall his 🙂 I have a feeling he is going to be an excellent worker too.

btw- tg you will be a great cat. What kind of kitty are you though? Felines are may fave animal because they are smart, adorable, independent and yet affectionate (when THEY feel like it) animals- all traits which I believe you possess! - especially the adorable part 🙂

Hey DB! Sorry about that!!!!! Of course we need bread...I just forgot to add it. So yeah...whole grain, white, freshly-baked or dancing-whatever (we need some carbs in the crew).


the rest of yous- feel free to nominate (note-this is all in good fun though...no cyber-rep murders please!)

ALso, I was nominated for the position of ranting lunatic by our dear S-pecial b. I guess I could give it a try
*clenches fist- nervous twitching in eyelid* 🙂 thanks hon- was that 'cause my expert ranting skills shined through on st. paddy's day?